Naughty quotes

[Inrhapsody]

She had to make a superhuman effort to stay alive when a surprisingly-controlled cyclonic power lifted her by her waist and took her virginity with three potent thrusts, pulling her apart as if she were a tiny bird. She was able to give thanks to God for having been born right before she passed out from the inconceivable pleasure brought about by that unbearable pain...

One Hundred Years of Solitude
Gabriel García Márquez

WOW..hahaha and I was just thinking this:

He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't have nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies. He's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!”

Monty Python

 

[glasspenguin]

WOW..hahaha and I was just thinking this:

He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't have nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies. He's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!”

Monty Python

"Beau-ee-ful bird, th' Norwegian Blue, sir! Lovely plumage..."

 

[glasspenguin]

Ok, it's a little more than a quote, but this a song from a little known stage show called "The Stripper" with words and music by Rocky Horror's Richard O'Brien and Richard Hartley

Man of Steel (You can listen HERE)

I've heard people say "I Love You!"
When they really mean "I'd Love To!"
They sing evasive phrases
Full of euphemistic praises
So I hope I won't cause friction
If I expose the swollen dic---tion

I want to fondle your tits
I want to kiss-a your lips
You frazzles my nerves
With your wonderful curves
You dazzle my eyes
With electrical thighs
Your body's terrific
To be more specific
I don't know which part to start on
You make me feel
Like a man of steel
Baby, you give me a hard-on

I wanna rip off your clothes
And suck on your toes
do the "primitive dance"
With my hand in your pants
Want to dribble and leer
With my tongue in your ear
Your body's fantastic
You're driving me frantic
I don't want to beg your pardon
You make me feel
Like a man of steel
Baby, you give me a hard-on

If you play hard-to-get
You rarely get got
Why side-step the fact when your pants are red hot
Let's forget crashing waves and the rest of that smokescreen jargon
You make me feel
Like a man of steel
Baby, you give me a hard-on

You make me feel
Like a man of steel
You give me a hard-on

 

[jcricks]

Mrs Robinson, You're trying to seduce me. Dustin Hoffman, The Graduate

 

[Inrhapsody]

ROFLMAO...why GP, that was tingly. And I think perhaps anything like this is a good thing. Now off to find the music to this.

Ok, it's a little more than a quote, but this a song from a little known stage show called "The Stripper" with words and music by Rocky Horror's Richard O'Brien and Richard Hartley

Man of Steel (You can listen HERE)

I've heard people say "I Love You!"
When they really mean "I'd Love To!"
They sing evasive phrases
Full of euphemistic praises
So I hope I won't cause friction
If I expose the swollen dic---tion

I want to fondle your tits
I want to kiss-a your lips
You frazzles my nerves
With your wonderful curves
You dazzle my eyes
With electrical thighs
Your body's terrific
To be more specific
I don't know which part to start on
You make me feel
Like a man of steel
Baby, you give me a hard-on

I wanna rip off your clothes
And suck on your toes
do the "primitive dance"
With my hand in your pants
Want to dribble and leer
With my tongue in your ear
Your body's fantastic
You're driving me frantic
I don't want to beg your pardon
You make me feel
Like a man of steel
Baby, you give me a hard-on

If you play hard-to-get
You rarely get got
Why side-step the fact when your pants are red hot
Let's forget crashing waves and the rest of that smokescreen jargon
You make me feel
Like a man of steel
Baby, you give me a hard-on

You make me feel
Like a man of steel
You give me a hard-on

 

[glasspenguin]

Are you trying to Seduce me Mrs. Robinson? Dustin Hoffman, The Graduate

Thanks, I'll have to watch that movie now. (not that's a bad thing. it's freaking awesome!)

Here's one from Clue: The Movie-

Col. Mustard: You lured men to you like a spider with flies!

Ms. White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable...

 

[NattyBumppo]

I met him on the set after the shooting had begun. When he touched me that first time with such intense passion and curiosity, I thought I'd die from pleasure.

After All
Mary Tyler Moore

 

[Inrhapsody]

Hump de bump do bodu
bump de hump do bop
Hump de bump do bodu

Hump de bump do bodu
bump de hump do bop
Hump de bump do bodu
bump bump

RHCP

Classy way to bump the thread up, don't you think?

 

[glasspenguin]

Hump de bump do bodu
bump de hump do bop
Hump de bump do bodu

Hump de bump do bodu
bump de hump do bop
Hump de bump do bodu
bump bump

RHCP

Classy way to bump the thread up, don't you think?

And appropriate as well, and now to stay on topic:



"If there's grass on the field, play ball... If there's not, play in the mud."

-My college buddy Corey when I asked about his preference for younger (though thank god, legal) girls...

 

[NattyBumppo]

More than anything else, she found herself wanting to melt into boneless surrender. Through slitted eyes she saw the beads of sweat on his brow and longed to reach up and wipe them away -- gently. As the thought came to her, something gathered itself in her body that had never been there before: a heavy, unbearable sweetness, an intense concentration of pleasure almost identical with pain, a maelstrom spiraling downward into a total loss of self she had never imagined and could have never surrendered to until this moment.
She ground her hips together, squeezing him with the female power she had never fully appreciated before, drawing from him the explosion of ecstasy that must be had at all costs. It was impossible that there could be so much, but there was, there was, there was!

The Lion of Ireland
Morgan Llewellyn

 

[WaitingLips]

Two awesome movies

From Against All Odds

Jake Wise: What the hell made you think you could handle Jessie? I bet you used to bring her home flowers.

Terry Brogan: No, you don't have to do that when you're living in the jungle. You just take her outside and show her what tree you're going to do it under tonight. Hell, we had lots of trees.



From The Bridges of Madison County

Francesca: So, do you want more eggs or should we just fuck on the linoleum one last time?

 

[aa11xxmark]

For some rather luscious lips..........

“A man had given all other bliss, And all his worldly worth for this, To waste his whole heart in one kiss Upon her perfect lips” ~ Alfred, Lord Tennyson

 

[glasspenguin]

Well, someone has to say it. Might as well be me...


"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night..."

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship...............Sharon Stone

 

[smotherman]

This thread must live on forever



Seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.

Waiter Rant



Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it
like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should
give you two weeks notice. There should be severance pay, and before
they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.

Bob Ettinger



I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts.
After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough.

Claire Sargent....So true! lol

 

[Vikarius]

"love comes in spurts"

song by Richard Hell and the Voidoids



(4 inches or 6.5 inches?)

 

[Inrhapsody]

"love comes in spurts"

song by Richard Hell and the Voidoids



(4 inches or 6.5 inches?)

Both please.

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Gary Allan

 

[Inrhapsody]

Well, someone has to say it. Might as well be me...


"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night..."

I was wondering who was going to say it...figures it was you.LOL

 

[glasspenguin]

I was wondering who was going to say it...figures it was you.LOL

Well, they can't all be Marlow and Ben Johnson, can they?

But, in the interest of keeping it high brow:

From Antony & Cleopatra (Shakespeare)

Act I, Sc. 5

CLEOPATRA
Thou, eunuch Mardian!

MARDIAN
What's your highness' pleasure?

CLEOPATRA
Not now to hear thee sing; I take no pleasure
In aught a eunuch has. 'Tis well for thee,
That, being unseminar'd, thy freer thoughts
May not fly forth of Egypt. Hast thou affections?

MARDIAN
Yes, gracious madam.

CLEOPATRA
Indeed!

MARDIAN
Not in deed, madam...

 

[Vikarius]

Both please.

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Gary Allan

"The Onceover Twice"
song by X

re: turtlenecks and black denims

 

[Inrhapsody]

High Brow? Shheeez, I am quoting Monty Python. LOL

Well, they can't all be Marlow and Ben Johnson, can they?

But, in the interest of keeping it high brow:

From Antony & Cleopatra (Shakespeare)

Act I, Sc. 5

CLEOPATRA
Thou, eunuch Mardian!

MARDIAN
What's your highness' pleasure?

CLEOPATRA
Not now to hear thee sing; I take no pleasure
In aught a eunuch has. 'Tis well for thee,
That, being unseminar'd, thy freer thoughts
May not fly forth of Egypt. Hast thou affections?

MARDIAN
Yes, gracious madam.

CLEOPATRA
Indeed!

MARDIAN
Not in deed, madam...

 

[glasspenguin]

High Brow? Shheeez, I am quoting Monty Python. LOL

yeah, and that was a half page dick joke, so there n'yahhh!

 

[Vikarius]

I've a nice "Boquete" for you! English below Portuguese (I think it's Poruguese)

Boquete

Prá quem tem inglês fluente
Cabeça prá trás
O corpo prá frente
Ela gosta de pagar
E de receber
O céu é o limite do prazer
Vem, neném...
Trombone ou trompete
Gruda em mim que nem chiclete
No carro, na rua, ninguém se mete
Vem que eu quero um boquete
Eu vou também
Não tem saída
Tête-á-tête com a perseguida
Tem que dar pra receber
Se achar é se perder
Papai/mamãe tradicional
Descascar banana é normal
Mas se o remédio é via oral...
Sensacional!

Boquete! Boquete! Boquete! Boquete!
Você pode me achar um pervertido
Mas ninguém controla a sua libido
Não me venha com essa de puritano
Você boqueteia por de baixo do pano
Não engorda, não faz mal
Nem precisa de anticoncepcional
Se o remédio é via oral
Mantenha a calma profissional
Secretária, executivo
Padre encontra o lenitivo
Deputado, senador
Todo mundo é provedor
E a felicidade se repete
Todo dia num boquete
Mate a cobra, mostre o pau...
Sensacional!
Oral Sex

For those who have fluent English
Head backwards
Body forward
She likes to pay
And to receive
The sky's the limit of pleasure
Come, babe...
Trombone or trumpet
Stick to me like chewing gum
In the car, in the street, no one dares
Come, I want head
I'm going too
There is no other way
Tête-à-tête with your pussy
You have to give to receive
If to find it to get lost
The traditional mom and dad
Banana peeling is normal
But if the medicine is taken orally...
Sensational!

Head! Head! Head! Head!
You might think I'm a pervert
But no one can control his libido
Don't start acting like a puritan
You give head under the cover
It doesn't make you fat, it doesn't do you harm
You don't need birth control
If the medicine is taken orally
Maintain the professional calm
Secretary, executive,
Priest finds lenitive
Representative, senator
Everybody is a provider
And happiness repeats itself
Every day in a cocksucking
Kill the snake, show the rod...
Sensational!

 

[Daizie]

Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass. (Anonymous)

 

[Inrhapsody]

Let's see what the Brits can do with this thread. I challenge you!!!! LOL