Naughty quotes

[availableslave2u]

lauren bacall to humphrey bogart in to have or to have not

Slim: You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.

 

[WaitingLips]

"I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now." "Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy."-Groucho Marx

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant."-Henry Miller

"If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter."-George Carlin

"A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be available."-Masters and Johnson

"I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.""Sex is emotion in motion."-Mae West

"The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette." Anonymous

 

[Morrigu]

I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her.
~Author Unknown

 

[Morrigu]

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~Truman Capote

 

[Morrigu]

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. ~George Burns

 

[Morrigu]

Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. ~Author Unknown

 

[Morrigu]

I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults. ~Gore Vidal

 

[kendra1980]

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. -Chauncey Mitchell Depew

 

[Inrhapsody]

There is a sucker born every minute.

 

[Lorilei]

It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. ~ Marge Piercy

 

[Lorilei]

Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. ~ Alec Baldwin

 

[jenniferbaby]

Mark but this flea, and mark in this,
How little that which thou deny'st me is;
It sucked me first, and now sucks thee,
And in this flea our two bloods mingled be;
Thou know'st that this cannot be said
A sin, nor shame, nor loss of maidenhead;
Yet this enjoys before it woo,
And pampered swells with one blood made of two,
And this, alas, is more than we would do.

John Donne, The Flea

 

[Inrhapsody]

I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women. (Anonymous)

 

[Inrhapsody]

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids. (Anonymous)

 

[Inrhapsody]

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips. (Anonymous)

 

[glasspenguin]

Again, this is not so much a quote as a song, but it still fits, I think...

You Asshole, You (as performed live by Jackson Browne)

Listen to it HERE

Well, it came to me as you came,
You don't even know my name.
You'd just a soon be fucking a door knob,
You asshole, you.

You'll fuck anything that moves,
And I'll tell you what that proves-
You just want meat,
You don't want me,
You asshole, you.

Well, I will that was I was stronger
(And could last a little longer...)
I get so mad that I could spit,
I don't need this kind of shit!

So, you toy with my affection
And you laugh at my erection
And it's lack of circumsection-
You asshole, you.

 

[CurlyKat]

Again, this is not so much a quote as a song, but it still fits, I think...

You Asshole, You (as performed live by Jackson Browne)

Listen to it HERE

Well, it came to me as you came,
You don't even know my name.
You'd just a soon be fucking a door knob,
You asshole, you.

You'll fuck anything that moves,
And I'll tell you what that proves-
You just want meat,
You don't want me,
You asshole, you.

Well, I will that was I was stronger
(And could last a little longer...)
I get so mad that I could spit,
I don't need this kind of shit!

So, you toy with my affection
And you laugh at my erection
And it's lack of circumsection-
You asshole, you.

Just popping in to say I LOVE your AV! Very artsy.

 

[glasspenguin]

Just popping in to say I LOVE your AV! Very artsy.

Thank you so much, You can see the full sized photo on my pic thread (insert shameless plug)

I notice you're in Germany. You've got to have some good naughty quotes for us- I've not met a Deutschländer yet that didn't have a dirty streak

 

[CurlyKat]

Thank you so much, You can see the full sized photo on my pic thread (insert shameless plug)

I notice you're in Germany. You've got to have some good naughty quotes for us- I've not met a Deutschländer yet that didn't have a dirty streak

Hehe, I'll have to go check it out, then.

I'm really just a temporarily misplaced American, but I do have an appropriate quote for right now....

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."
- Gloria Leonard

 

[glasspenguin]

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."
- Gloria Leonard

I intend to test the theory soon...

The difference between art and porn is a government grant.
-Paraphrased from Peter Griffin

 

[CurlyKat]

"Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it."
-Unknown

 

[NattyBumppo]

"Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it."
-Unknown

That is so true...

 

[rbijon]

"Are you happy to see me or is that a gun in your pocket."

Mae

 

[texasace]

~~IF THE GOOD LORD DIDN'T WANT US TO MASTURBATE~~
he would have put our genitals between our shoulder blades
and not where we rest our hands when we sit at the computer

 

[Inrhapsody]

~~IF THE GOOD LORD DIDN'T WANT US TO MASTURBATE~~
he would have put our genitals between our shoulder blades
and not where we rest our hands when we sit at the computer

yes...yes..True Dat (starting to get back in the attitude to go hang with 14 year olds)