Naughty quotes

[Inrhapsody]

Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn't mean I'm naughty.
Britney Spears

 

[Inrhapsody]

She is closer to organized prostitution than anything else. - - - Morrissey (about Madonna, 1986)

 

[rbijon]

"You have disappointed me for the last time."
Darth Vader!

 

[Jekyll87]

My sig quotes

 

[Jekyll87]

" Just because you play with yourself, doesn't make you a player " ~ Me

 

[Lorilei]

She is closer to organized prostitution than anything else. - - - Morrissey (about Madonna, 1986)

Haha! I love Morrissey.

 

[Jekyll87]

Instead of listening to music during your morning drive to work, Playboy
is now offering nude pictures that people can download on their iPods.
In a related story, Playboy has bought a controlling interest in every
auto repair shop in America.

Jake Novak

 

[Jekyll87]

"I once dated a really conceited girl. The first time we had sex
she said, 'Tight, aren't I?'
So I said, 'No, you're just full!'"

Anonymous

 

[Jekyll87]

"If a white stork brings white babies and a black stork brings
black babies... what kind of bird brings no babies?
A Swallow"

Anonymous

 

[Jekyll87]

"Into bondage? I am. What I do when I'm in the mood is tie her up
and gag her, and go into the living room and watch football"

- Tom Arnold

 

[Inrhapsody]

"Into bondage? I am. What I do when I'm in the mood is tie her up
and gag her, and go into the living room and watch football"

- Tom Arnold

Fresh MEAT!!!!! Hi. You have some good ones here. Hugs to you and hope life is being good.

 

[Skunch]

In like Flynn

 

[Inrhapsody]

bump.....

 

[PenforPrez]

"This woman went to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Well, what's your problem madam?'"

She said, "Doctor, I get these sneezes, and every time I sneeze, I have a climax."

Doctor said, "What are you doing for it?"

She said, "Sniffing pepper."

--Redd Foxx

 

[littlebigjudge]

nice pic and nicer thoughts you have too

 

[whalee]

To be humble to superiors is duty, to equals courtesy, to inferiors nobleness.

-Ben Franklin I know...not naughty.

 

[whalee]

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship. -

-Sharon Stone

 

[whalee]

I know nothing about sex because I was always married...Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

[whalee]

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place......Billy Crystal

 

[Vikarius]

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

-Dorothy Parker

 

[PenforPrez]

"Later on in the show, I'm gonna say 'fuck.' To me, fuck is not dirty unless you didn't wash up. Then you're fuckin' dirty.

"That's right, lady--fuck, fuck fuck! What you think you and your husband been doing all these years?"

--Redd Foxx

 

[Inrhapsody]

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place......Billy Crystal

WHALEE!!!! Hi old friend!

 

[Inrhapsody]

nice pic and nicer thoughts you have too

who???? me?

 

[Vikarius]

My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!

-anonymous

(this thread should provide complimentary rim shots)

 

[Inrhapsody]

My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!

-anonymous

(this thread should provide complimentary rim shots)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frd53vbCHLg