Texguy84
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Lovin_to_death said:that was awsome cause now i know not to ask him those questions
Yes, me too! I now know to instead ask about what Mark Hamil and Malcolm McDowell are like!

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Lovin_to_death said:that was awsome cause now i know not to ask him those questions

Texguy84 said:...
I think I love you.![]()
Hey, I don't suppose we could hijack the projecter to watch Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan on it, could we?![]()
Spins said:I like playing games in lecture Hall 4. I don't know how big the screen was, but I dind't have to wear my glasses to play![]()
Spins said:I like playing games in lecture Hall 4. I don't know how big the screen was, but I dind't have to wear my glasses to play![]()
lil_squirter said:This is why I have contacts...well that and Ilike to changemy eye color with my mood.
Spins said:I'm very squeamish. I can't poke my eye everyday. I'd just end up going back to my glasses.
lil_squirter said:It's funny, I can't put drops in my eye. Like hold the bottle over my eye and drop them in. But if I put the drops on my fingers I can put them in by touch. Weird huh?
Spins said:Very weird.
I don't liek to put drops into my eyes, either.
Things in my eyes = Bad.
lil_squirter said:Things like forks, salt, icecicles yes...very bad.
Spins said:Don't forget about sporks!
lil_squirter said:Sporks are the 4th sign of the Apocolypse ya know
Spins said:I did not.
Does this mean I must get rid of all my sporks? They serve me very well.
lil_squirter said:No, their existance alone is the sign.
Spins said:Oh. Good. I don't know what i'd eat with if I didn't have sporks![]()
lil_squirter said:And now you begin to see the power of the spork.
Spins said:It's a fork and a spoon! How could it not have power?!?
On food on a stick has more power.![]()
lil_squirter said:Yes but food on a stick is a power for good. The corn dog is an emissary from the goodness and light of the universe.
Spins said:You know everything.
I stand in awe.
lil_squirter said:Yes but food on a stick is a power for good. The corn dog is an emissary from the goodness and light of the universe.

SexyCleric said:*Nods head*
Indeed it is.
Though, the clerics of the mighty Fried One do need to get out and exercise a bit more.![]()
mmmm all hail the mighty fried oneSexyCleric said:*Nods head*
Indeed it is.
Though, the clerics of the mighty Fried One do need to get out and exercise a bit more.![]()
Vessira said:LOL. I know of one Cleric...and if he got any skinnier, he'd disappear.