Nerd Power!

[ShinigamiSama]

Imperial Retribution has a long reach!

failing that I've also go long reach

 

[lil_squirter]

My retribution is to not spank him!

Ha ha! So There!

 

[ShinigamiSama]

My retribution is to not spank him!

Ha ha! So There!

I"m not touching that one with a 1KM pole...

 

[Vessira]

My retribution is to not spank him!

Ha ha! So There!

Spank me instead?

 

[ShinigamiSama]

Spank me instead?

if she doesn't can I be next in line?

 

[Texguy84]

Now, I have a really crappy headboard.. made of particle board.. screws would pull right out and damage it, really. Particle board SUCKS!

Yes, but imagine the ego boost when the two of you literally shatter the headboard during sex.

Spank me instead?

Can I watch?

 

[Spins]

Spank me instead?

<gives Vess a single spank>

Don't let it go to your head

 

[Vessira]

<gives Vess a single spank>

Don't let it go to your head

Lol. Never!

 

[Spins]

Lol. Never!

That is the exact reaction a man wants to hear after a spanking....

 

[ShinigamiSama]

That is the exact reaction a man wants to hear after a spanking....

wow
I actualy agree with you a 100%
hmm
law of averages eh?

 

[lil_squirter]

Spank me instead?

*spanks Vess then applies lavender lotion*

 

[ShinigamiSama]

*spanks Vess then applies lavender lotion*

-is intoxicated by the smell-
o.o

 

[Lady Reiha]

Read my thready plz!!! *super happy*

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=480338


thx!

 

[ShinigamiSama]

Read my thready plz!!! *super happy*

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=480338


thx!

nice hun
-hug'n'lix-

 

[Texguy84]

*spanks Vess then applies lavender lotion*

*sound of Tex's jaw clattering to the floor*

What were we talking about?

 

[lil_squirter]

*sound of Tex's jaw clattering to the floor*

What were we talking about?

*lifts his jaw and rehinges it*

Tea?

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Curls up and sleeps deep in the nerd thread.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Curls up and sleeps deep in the nerd thread.

(Thanks Shini)

<.<

*goes into the deep, dark depths of the nerdy poo thread, with some hairspray in hand*

>.>

*finds Chronie*
<.<
>.>

*hairsprays the shit outta his luschious locks, putting it into a mowhawk*
>: D


*hides the evidence*

 

[Vessira]

That is the exact reaction a man wants to hear after a spanking....

Nothing ever goes to my head...stuff seems to fall out of it all the time though...

 

[Lovin_to_death]

Good Morning nerds how is everyone today

 

[tolyk]

Yes, but imagine the ego boost when the two of you literally shatter the headboard during sex.

*chuckle* Much larger ego boost if I wasn't aware of the suckiness of particle board

 

[lil_squirter]

Breaking beds is messy and inconvenient. Replacing them sucks even more.

 

[tolyk]

Breaking beds is messy and inconvenient. Replacing them sucks even more.

Aye, tis very true..

I actually helped a friend repair their box spring a short time ago.. Don't know how it happened, but I helped fix it.. with only a minimum of teasing

 

[lil_squirter]

Aye, tis very true..

I actually helped a friend repair their box spring a short time ago.. Don't know how it happened, but I helped fix it.. with only a minimum of teasing

Yeah sure it sounds like a great idea at first. What bragging rights? "We banged so hard the bed broke." But after the afterglow, when you're laying at a 45 degree angle twisted to one side with the creak of a breaking bed threatening to give way at any second it looses some appeal.

 

[Vessira]

So my fellow nerds, it's time for me to leave. Not the board, but the city I currently reside in. I hope in the next 6 months to move out of here, to someplace new. But where, exactly, I'm not sure, so I'm looking for suggestions.

I like city living to be sure, but if it's a large surburan city type area, that's fine too. Perferrably someplace that's not too expensive to live in, someplace it's not too cold in the winter (no colder than Pennsylvania anyways, warmer would be nice), a place that's got a decent economy and jobs aren't scarce, and a place with a good nerd population. I was considering the San Fran Area (although expensive), Washington DC, Philly, Seattle, but if anyone else has ideas...

One rule...I can't live anywhere where the people talk with Southern accents. I would likely go postal with a high powered rifle.