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Just stopping by to say hello. I'm in Oklahoma right now, and since I'm catching up with a lot of old friends, I don't have a whole lotta online time. But I'll be stopping in periodically to bug you all. Cheers!
 
I may be gone for some time. I have just suffered a loss thathas honestly set me back. If you don't see me for a while no worries. I will be beack eventually.
 
lil_squirter said:
I may be gone for some time. I have just suffered a loss thathas honestly set me back. If you don't see me for a while no worries. I will be beack eventually.
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We'll miss you.
Best of luck on recovery.
 
lil_squirter said:
I may be gone for some time. I have just suffered a loss thathas honestly set me back. If you don't see me for a while no worries. I will be beack eventually.
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Good luck, you are welcome back any time.
 
lil_squirter said:
I may be gone for some time. I have just suffered a loss thathas honestly set me back. If you don't see me for a while no worries. I will be beack eventually.
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I'm gonna miss you Squirtum!!!!!


so will Chronie : (
 
Rhyst...


http://www.secondlifeherald.com/slh/images/mensfreebie_001.jpg
he is watching you...
http://www.elliottmasie.com/archives/smaller-zamboni.JPG
the crazy black Zamboni guy corrupted this poor white man's soul...


and made him a spawn... a spawn of West Edmonton Mall...
and because of you throwing litter on the floor...


so now hear the black man's wrath... on destroying his precious Zamboni-fied floor with your garbage, smiles and filth:

"Well I went down to the local arena
Asked to see the manager man
He came from his office, said, "Son can I help you?"
I looked at him and said, "Yes you can..."
I want to Drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to Drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!
Now ever since I was young it's been my dream
That I might drive a Zamboni machine
I'd get the ice just as slick as could be
And all the kids would look up to me
I want to drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!
Now the manager said, "Son, I know it looks keen
But that right there is one expensive machine
And I've got Smokey who's been driving for years."
About that time I broke down in tears.
Cause I want to drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!"

And, Yes I Did!
 
Lady Reiha said:
Rhyst...


http://www.secondlifeherald.com/slh/images/mensfreebie_001.jpg
he is watching you...
http://www.elliottmasie.com/archives/smaller-zamboni.JPG
the crazy black Zamboni guy corrupted this poor white man's soul...


and made him a spawn... a spawn of West Edmonton Mall...
and because of you throwing litter on the floor...


so now hear the black man's wrath... on destroying his precious Zamboni-fied floor with your garbage, smiles and filth:

"Well I went down to the local arena
Asked to see the manager man
He came from his office, said, "Son can I help you?"
I looked at him and said, "Yes you can..."
I want to Drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to Drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!
Now ever since I was young it's been my dream
That I might drive a Zamboni machine
I'd get the ice just as slick as could be
And all the kids would look up to me
I want to drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!
Now the manager said, "Son, I know it looks keen
But that right there is one expensive machine
And I've got Smokey who's been driving for years."
About that time I broke down in tears.
Cause I want to drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!"

And, Yes I Did!
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Once and for all, I didn't drop the litter!

Secondly... apparently my little cousin that's staying over needs someone to sleep in the same bed so she's comfortable. And my sister tells me this WHEN I GET HOME just before she LEAVES TO GO PARTY and tells me that her night is JUST STARTING and that yes, she does have to work in the morning. Oh well.

God, my sister is friggin irresponsible.
 
rhyst_hatchyk said:
Once and for all, I didn't drop the litter!

Secondly... apparently my little cousin that's staying over needs someone to sleep in the same bed so she's comfortable. And my sister tells me this WHEN I GET HOME just before she LEAVES TO GO PARTY and tells me that her night is JUST STARTING and that yes, she does have to work in the morning. Oh well.

God, my sister is friggin irresponsible.
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-_-" Do I need to get out the whip?



and I'll only confirm or deny about the wolfman beard if Rhystcracker submits to dropping the litter and pissing off the toothless Zamboni driver!!!!
 
snake0067 said:
Why would I think you were lying about that?
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I wasn't suggesting you would think so, but her wonderful discriptions of the Zamboni man have left me in awe so I figured she should be the one to describe it.
 
Lady Reiha said:
-_-" Do I need to get out the whip?



and I'll only confirm or deny about the wolfman beard if Rhystcracker submits to dropping the litter and pissing off the toothless Zamboni driver!!!!
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Yes, you should whip my sister into being responsible when she has a two year old to babysit :p

And, if you want to continue believing that I dropped the litter, then go ahead. I'll admit I dropped it.
 
The story of the Zamboni Man- as told by Rei-Rei

witnesses: Rhyst, CT and Reiha
time: about 12:30am, Sunday, August 26th, 2007​


So after watching Transformers ( yes Tromby- I FINALLY saw it!!), Myself, Rhyst, and Chronie were all walking out of the biggest mall in the world to get to Rhyst's car. So along the way, there was this skinny middle-aged black guy riding around in a floor-waxing Zamboni. So we're joking about him and such, and suddenly, the damn driver speeds up and is like threatening to run over Rhyst! So I tell Rhyst, " watch out, the Zamboni guy wants to run you over". We laugh about it, and we joke a little about him being crazy and such, then all of a sudden, the damn driver passes the three of us, with his creepy, toothless-crooked-teeth grin, like he was completely thinking of running over Rhyst!
We start laughing our asses off, and I tease Rhyst about him being in his dreams and such, so the Zamboni dude slows down, does a U-turn and heads the way we came. He then stops the Zamboni, gets off it, and starts picking up Litter. He wasn't happy. So we assume that he thinks Rhyst threw garbage on his nicely-waxed floor.


Now the Zamboni guy will haunt Rhyst, Myself, and Chronie- forever.
 
rhyst_hatchyk said:
Yes, you should whip my sister into being responsible when she has a two year old to babysit :p

And, if you want to continue believing that I dropped the litter, then go ahead. I'll admit I dropped it.
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o_O



*eats the sister, and gives the cousin to the Zamboni guy*


maybe he thinks we're after his Zamboni...
 
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