Nerd Power!

[tolyk]

Nerd joke time!

A structural engineer, a biologist, and a mathematician go to a bar.
They drink and have a good time, until the structural engineer notices an old building across the street.

The building's lights were all off, and as the three friends watch it, not one person goes into, or leaves, for six hours.

Perplexed, the three scientists decide to watch the building until something happens. Four days, they stay in the bar, much to the chargrin of the owner.
On the fifth day, the three watch as a young couple enter the building. The scientists watch eagerly, waiting for the couple to emerge, perhaps with a clue to the building's purpose.

Two more hours go by, and the couple finally emerges, oddly enough, with a third person.

The structural engineer scratches his head, and declares, "I guess the building wasn't empty after all..."

The biologist, drunk as a skunk, yells, "No! It was empty! The people just reproduced! Mitosis!" With his piece said, the biologist collapses on the bar and falls asleep.

The mathematician takes a drink of his rum, and says quietly, "If one more person goes in, it'll be empty again."

Um.. I don't get it.. does that make me less of a nerd?

 

[lil_squirter]

Well, you see, you already have a boyfriend, so I'm not really that afraid of talking to you since there's not much of a chance of me going out with you. I'm a chicken when it comes to single women and asking them for things like phone numbers or going out on dates.

So I scare you?

*leans on*

I have that effect on men.

 

[lil_squirter]

Um.. I don't get it.. does that make me less of a nerd?

2 entered the building, giving it a volume of 2

3 exited, giving it a volume of -1

1 more goes in giving it a volume of 0

 

[SexyCleric]

I happen to very much enjoy those situations.

That's hot.

2 entered the building, giving it a volume of 2

3 exited, giving it a volume of -1

1 more goes in giving it a volume of 0

That's hotter still.

 

[SpeX125]

OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHNEWB5MOVIESQUEEEEEE!

Did this happen while I was at Basic? Why didn't anyone record it and mail it to me? OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH *races to Amazon.com to order it on DVD*

What's sad is,I bought that weeks ago,and I haven't watched it yet.
I'm slipping.

 

[lil_squirter]

That's hot.



That's hotter still.

So bondage is less hot than knowing math?

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

So I scare you?

*leans on*

I have that effect on men.

I would say I might be nervous, yes. I try to keep my cool, but it doesn't always happen. I tend to stammer a lot, or else ramble. Yar.

 

[Texguy84]

All hail men in uniform! Welcome home Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy

Heh, well, I'm a bigger fan of women in uniform, to be honest. Or, as the situation merits, partially in uniform.

 

[lil_squirter]

I would say I might be nervous, yes. I try to keep my cool, but it doesn't always happen. I tend to stammer a lot, or else ramble. Yar.

I tend to make men nervous and then make them run away.

 

[lil_squirter]

Heh, well, I'm a bigger fan of women in uniform, to be honest. Or, as the situation merits, partially in uniform.

That's up there in my costume list, with school girl and teacher/librarian

 

[Texguy84]

That's up there in my costume list, with school girl and teacher/librarian

...

So Squirts, why come you're not on YM, now that you've guaranteed I'm not going to be able to fall asleep any time soon?

 

[Texguy84]

Oi, so I just got back from the Air Force Ball tonight. Not bad, but not worth the $90 it ended up costing me total including buying a white dress shirt that I needed to be in proper uniform for the evening. Lots of cute girls out there dancing, including a sexy little redhead in a tight green dress who didn't seem to have a date. Of course I didn't talk to her.

One day I will stop being intimidating by women at dance events. I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to do in that situation.

 

[SpeX125]

Oi, so I just got back from the Air Force Ball tonight. Not bad, but not worth the $90 it ended up costing me total including buying a white dress shirt that I needed to be in proper uniform for the evening. Lots of cute girls out there dancing, including a sexy little redhead in a tight green dress who didn't seem to have a date. Of course I didn't talk to her.

One day I will stop being intimidating by women at dance events. I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to do in that situation.

You walk over,and ask her if she'd like to dance. Even a horribly shy guy like me,is able to do that.
I've seen your picture Tex,you shouldn't have any trouble getting the ladies to dance with you.

 

[Texguy84]

You walk over,and ask her if she'd like to dance. Even a horribly shy guy like me,is able to do that.
I've seen your picture Tex,you shouldn't have any trouble getting the ladies to dance with you.

Yeah, she was glancing in my direction, and she didn't look too annoyed that I was dancing near her. Of course, she might have just been horribly amused by the nature of my dancing, which is just sorta random body motions side to side with my knees waving back and forth.

And I'm pretty sure i have had random girls flirt with me around base since I got here. I just have no idea what to do with that situation, limited basis of experience.

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

I tend to make men nervous and then make them run away.

I wouldn't run away, promise

 

[SexyCleric]

So bondage is less hot than knowing math?

To a point, yes.

 

[RavenousRae]

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[rhyst_hatchyk]

I'm screwed then, I don't know math. That's what calculators and spreadsheets are for in my world

That's OK, you have your squishiness factor going for you, too

 

[RavenousRae]

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[Texguy84]

Not every guy likes their girl squishy but I'm glad I can count on some nerds to!

Just as long as they're squishy in all the right places

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Not every guy likes their girl squishy but I'm glad I can count on some nerds to!

I enjoy squishy women

 

[RavenousRae]

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[rhyst_hatchyk]

And that's the trouble, I'm squishy in all the right and wrong places. But some guys dig that too




I assumed as much

There's nothing wrong with being squishy!

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Hello fellow geeks and geekettes!

Pass your gaze over to this lovely page, which details the Games happening at Pure Speculation...

http://www.purespec.org/Gaming.html

The last entry on the page would be mine

 

[SexyCleric]

I'm screwed then, I don't know math. That's what calculators and spreadsheets are for in my world


edit: Tex those are good pictures! No need to be shy, any girl would be lucky to have you talk to them.

Attention.
Achtung.

Braids.

That is all.