Not in sex

[Guest]

OK - just had an interesting conversation with our son. He was discussing how something he saw on TV was "not in sex."

Not in sex?

Husband casually asked him what he was talking about and we finally got the entire story.

He told us the cartoon dung beetles he saw on Lazlo this morning were "not in sex".

Not INSECTS.

This, because they didn't have six legs and head, thorax and abdomen in their cartoon form and he'd just learned all about the parts of insects right before school let out.

We corrected the "beetles are not insects" part and then sent both kids outside to play.

Maybe we'll find some dung beetles outside to torment?

Oy.

 

[Belegon]

Kids...

 

[blackhaus7]

OK - just had an interesting conversation with our son. He was discussing how something he saw on TV was "not in sex."

Not in sex?

Husband casually asked him what he was talking about and we finally got the entire story.

He told us the cartoon dung beetles he saw on Lazlo this morning were "not in sex".

Not INSECTS.

This, because they didn't have six legs and head, thorax and abdomen in their cartoon form and he'd just learned all about the parts of insects right before school let out.

We corrected the "beetles are not insects" part and then sent both kids outside to play.

Maybe we'll find some dung beetles outside to torment?

Oy.

Dung beetles requires, um, dung. Where's Brinnie when you need her?


OK, I really deserve to die for that one.

 

[Guest]

Dung beetles requires, um, dung. Where's Brinnie when you need her?


OK, I really deserve to die for that one.

Do NOT invoke her name! Ahhhhh!

I feel so dirty now.

Bleah.

 

[blackhaus7]

Do NOT invoke her name! Ahhhhh!

I feel so dirty now.

Bleah.

My work is done here.

 

[impressive]

Gotta love 'em.

My daughter told her entire class that you're not supposed to kiss and touch in a "pubic area"

Yeah, public.

However, she'll change THAT tune, eventually ... with regard to BOTH public AND pubic!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Gotta love 'em.

My daughter told her entire class that you're not supposed to kiss and touch in a "pubic area"

Yeah, public.

However, she'll change THAT tune, eventually ... with regard to BOTH public AND pubic!

PMSL!

 

[R. Richard]

I have three words for your children: Enunciate! Enunciate! Enunciate!

 

[Guest]

 

[rgraham666]

Sarahh? If your son likes insects, he should check out this site, What's That Bug?

Lot's of really cool pics. Check out the Solopugids link for something really creepy.

 

[Guest]

Sarahh? If your son likes insects, he should check out this site, What's That Bug?

Lot's of really cool pics. Check out the Solopugids link for something really creepy.

Thanks, Rob. Like many young boys he's seriously into bugs and creepy-crawlies.

Very much ick, that solopugid pic, by the way.



(If you can believe that information about how big they grow they remind me very much of Ripleys' alien attackers in all the Alien movies.)

 

[Aurora Black]

Out of the mouths of babes... *shakes head*

 

[Guest]

Out of the mouths of babes... *shakes head*

I was wondering if it spoke more of his parents and their dirty minds.

 

[Aurora Black]

I was wondering if it spoke more of his parents and their dirty minds.

Deliciously dirty.

 

[Guest]

Deliciously dirty.

Well, I do hate to brag.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Since when?

Shhhhh. Don't tell anyone.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

*snicker*

I think they all know, dear.

I'm so ashamed.

 

[Guest]

 

[Aurora Black]

Train hoppin' hobo dirty.

 

[Guest]

You haven't been ashamed since May 2002.

BWAH!

Who told?

 

[Guest]

Train hoppin' hobo dirty.

Oooh. That's sig-line worthy.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Can't tell you, 'cos then I'd be ashamed.