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or we could have a nude woman just out of the shower chase the porch pirate down the street.The Porch Pirate...
Parcels have been disappearing from porches. So the neighbouthood watch sets up a daytime watch to catch the culprit. When they do, it turns out to be an attractive 18 year old female, who they strip nude and tell her if she can sprint to then end of the block without being tackled they will her go as long as she promises not to return to their block...
does she end up:or we could have a nude woman just out of the shower chase the porch pirate down the street.
...because she (the nude female porch pirate) stole her towel, but never had time to wrap properly.or we could have a nude woman just out of the shower chase the porch pirate down the street.
so a clothesline crook?...because she (the nude female porch pirate) stole her towel, but never had time to wrap properly.
And it was never parcels disappearing, but random articles of clothing lying around.
And it keeps happening after the one is caught and supposedly disencouraged, because, turns out that's the newest social media craze for local college crowds, to brag with articles of clothing stolen running around in the nude.
speaking of clotheslines...
I was think of clothesline for BDSM games, but ok...I have a thing for swimsuit on a clothesline.
It's meta-voyeurism. You see a swimsuit on the clothesline and conclude the wearer is or was somewhere around in the nude because that's the only thing she was supposed to be wearing.
Like, you hear girls laughing and splashing around at the swimming hole out of sight. Then, you see the clothesline with their swimsuits still hanging on it... sure, in theory they could have grabbed their second or third suit, or otherwise substitute, but did they?
Or say, there's the newest house guest, let's say sister's shy and prude bff Adele. You see her coming out of house clad in "school pool appropriate" one piece carrying a big towel. Little later she comes back from the pond wrapped in said towel and carrying said swimsuit, but doesn't come inside, she dissapear behind the barn where the clothesline is. Not that it's intentional, just it so happen you soon go in a direction from with the clothesline could be seen, and her swimsuit is hanging there and her towel. But where is the girl and what she's wearing?