Nude day 2022 Story contest Ideas

[sirhugs]

The poster reads : "Models wanted for National Nude Day painting contest"

the fine print reads: "Body painting involved"

 

[neuroparenthetical]

Here's a few. I'm a massive nerd, so, you know.

To Eat A Peach: a weird fantasy world where modernity somehow arose from the Garden of Eden, and nobody ever at the Fruit of Knowledge. Everybody's naked, and nobody even realizes it. One day, somebody finally eats the fruit. They experience the uniquely bizarre feeling of being aware of, and ashamed of, their nakedness while nobody else seems to notice or care. They invent the concept of clothes, and discover that their shame is inescapable, because suddenly everybody is treating them like a total freak. Then they realize they're getting off on it. They invent more and different clothes. They become obsessed with finding the clothes that make them the most embarrassed, which gives them the strongest shame-based orgasms. They grow to pity all of the innocents who will never know how much all of this weird psychological shit can enhance the sexual experience.

The story ends, obviously, with God finally realizing what just happened, because He was too busy gerbiling (except it's actually serpenting) to get on it right away. As both a punishment and reward for his/her/misc new awareness, the fruit-eater becomes God's and the serpent's third for all their insane sex shit.

The Naked Requirement Of Due Process: a dystopian government controls its population through both sex and clothing/nakedness-based shame. Every day, there are new rules for which types of clothing and/or nakedness will get you punished or rewarded, and "nobody" (read: only an elite class) gets told about them in advance. Both the punishments and rewards are sexual, and represent the only sexual conduct anybody (read: anybody not in the elite class) is allowed to engage in.

To Serve As A Warning To Others: A special gym opens up that only allows you to wear clothes once you're in great shape. The worse shape you're in, the closer to naked you have to be, and the lower on the totem pole you are. The ones at the very bottom of the totem pole have to be sex slaves for everyone else, and the only obligation the higher-ups have is to make sure the lower tiers do x amount of exercise every day. At the same time, however, everyone is allowed to tempt anyone lower on the totem pole with a combination of "better" sex and food, which may completely undercut all the hard work they're doing. Of course, there are some people who seem to be unusually happy about staying at the bottom of the pecking order...

 

[Carnevil9]

The poster reads : "Models wanted for National Nude Day painting contest"

A starving, lonely, shy college student (male or female, straight or gay) agrees to be a nude model for a college art class. Suddenly they find themselves with a lot more friends.

 

[Carnevil9]

Or is he wearing clothes because he's hiding his embarrassingly small manhood? Or exceptionally large?

Better yet, the Emperor is wearing clothes because he is really a "she". The 18+ wise child stealthily follows the Emperor back to the castle where adult wise child discovers his/her secret when he watches her disrobing. Then your typical erotic hilarity can ensue!

That gives me an idea, however, not in the nude vein. I wonder if there are any "Pope Joan" stories on Lit, where a Pope or Emperor or some other typically-male leader happens to be surreptitiously female, either by a lifetime of skullduggery, or by a recent switcheroo. And the various forms of hilarity that can ensue when the secret is discovered by some wily assistant.

 

[sirhugs]

Like Wiley Coyote?

 

[sirhugs]

the judge decides to celebrate by going nude under their robes. who kneels begind their bench & gives them head?

 

[sirhugs]

How about summer school? college keeners trying to get ahead mixed with stoners trying not to flunk out.?Add a few mushrooms... ??

 

[LadyJS]

Here's a take on the college theme: nude college professor gets locked out of her house in the middle of the night. As she's trying to figure out a way to get back inside, one of her male students happens to walk by. He's coming from his girlfriend's place after making out with her and her deciding not to put out tonight, so he's horny as fuck. So he decides to help his professor get back into her house and she shows her gratitude to him.

How does she get locked out au naturel? I pictured a comedic scenario: she has to take her dog out to do its business. She sleeps in the nude, so she's wearing just a thin robe. Dog gets playful, grabs ahold of the robe, pulls it off her, runs into the house, somehow managing to close the door behind him with a distinct click of the lock.

 

[LadyJS]

A nude skydiver taking part in a publicity stunt gets blown (pun unintended, assuming the MC is male) off course and lands in the middle of a 65+ community where the typical hilarity occurs.

 

[sirhugs]

A nude skydiver taking part in a publicity stunt gets blown (pun unintended, assuming the MC is male) off course and lands in the middle of a 65+ community where the typical hilarity occurs.

does he splash down in the hot tub?

 

[LadyJS]

does he splash down in the hot tub?

He certainly could do that, perhaps four older women enjoying an afternoon in the hot tub being suddenly blessed with a gift from above!

 

[sirhugs]

He certainly could do that, perhaps four older women enjoying an afternoon in the hot tub being suddenly blessed with a gift from above!

they are of course nude in the hot tub

 

[LadyJS]

they are of course nude in the hot tub

Of course

 

[sirhugs]

A group of college kids, struggling to find summer work, start a bartending/waitressing business. "hire us for your BBQs and pool parties".
What could possibly go wromng on NND?

 

[sirhugs]

The family is shocked when Grandma decides to celebrate NND naked all day. But hey, in 1967 (the Summer of Love) she was 18 after all.

 

[LadyJS]

A single woman, recently laid off from her job, takes up part-time work as a nude model for a couple different local artists to pay the bills. She then finds a job where she can keep her clothes on, puts the modeling behind her until she finds out the artists are showing off their work at the local art gallery as part of the Nude Day celebration. Her reaction is...?

 

[sirhugs]

A single woman, recently laid off from her job, takes up part-time work as a nude model for a couple different local artists to pay the bills. She then finds a job where she can keep her clothes on, puts the modeling behind her until she finds out the artists are showing off their work at the local art gallery as part of the Nude Day celebration. Her reaction is...?

to appear opening day wearing only body paint?

 

[LadyJS]

to appear opening day wearing only body paint?

Which then distracts all the art patrons from viewing the exhibit, pissing off the artists.

Or, she becomes such a sensation, the artists offer her even more money to pose, so she can do it full time.

Somewhere in the (paint) mix, erotic hilarity can ensue.

 

[sirhugs]

Which then distracts all the art patrons from viewing the exhibit, pissing off the artists.

Or, she becomes such a sensation, the artists offer her even more money to pose, so she can do it full time.

Somewhere in the (paint) mix, erotic hilarity can ensue.

I think everybody strips & engages in body painting first.

 

[sirhugs]

The Wood Nymphs

For someone who wants to write fantasy.

The legend is that they can interact with humans only one day a year...

 

[sirhugs]

Nude Bakery

Because of the heat from the oven, the Baker family has always done the baking in the nude.

One NND morning, the eighteen year old daughter, Virginia, forgets to put clothes on before she goes to serve the first customer of the day.

 

[LadyJS]

Well, they do say Virginia is for lovers!

First customer is a young college student (18+), recently transferred to the local school. He had heard it was NND, so seeing the naked Virginia, he thinks "Must be local tradition," and he immediately strips down in front of the flustered young girl. As a plus, she's doing kitchen duty on her own (Mom and Dad are elsewhere), so she asks him if he can help her in the kitchen where he helps her get the bread, and other things, to rise

 

[sirhugs]

Well, they do say Virginia is for lovers!

First customer is a young college student (18+), recently transferred to the local school. He had heard it was NND, so seeing the naked Virginia, he thinks "Must be local tradition," and he immediately strips down in front of the flustered young girl. As a plus, she's doing kitchen duty on her own (Mom and Dad are elsewhere), so she asks him if he can help her in the kitchen where he helps her get the bread, and other things, to rise

and here I thought he could meat the family

 

[LadyJS]

and here I thought he could meat the family

That's if he encountered the girl who works in the nude in the delicatessen next door. Then they could discuss the advantages of purchasing salami by the stick

 

[sirhugs]

That's if he encountered the girl who works in the nude in the delicatessen next door. Then they could discuss the advantages of purchasing salami by the stick

I think you mean "by the foot"