Numbers: Penis Measurements

[starkpic]

*wondering what Chem_E voted*

Thanks for the bump.

And Teasing Tim, I agree with your answer. Women are welcome to post their current partner's measurement(s). And I suppose if a woman has more than one partner currently, she can create new IDs to post her other partner's number(s). Whew, this is getting stick--I mean complicated.

Hi RH

It certainly isn't very reassuring when the female to whom we owe this thread has 'cut off' immediately below her name!

 

[MercyMia]

It certainly isn't very reassuring when the female to whom we owe this thread has 'cut off' immediately below her name!

Oh, starkpic!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!! K, I'll have to come up with a new label.

*putting on thinking cap*

 

[RomanHans]

I was sure that when I started this poll someone would come in and say, "This is old, it's been done before. A gazillion times." Even if it has, though, I've never seen it done!

Roman, all that measuring is best done with the Head Researcher present. Please report to southeast Asia at your earliest convenvience

Reaching back to high school math...I think it's pi x radius squared to get the area of the circle and then multiply that by height of the cylinder to get the volume. Heh heh, but I like the volume displacement idea better. It's more "hands on."

Hmmm, any more votes?

Did the poll say inches? I measured mine in cubits!

Glad I could accommodate you with my snide remark about rehashing the penis size issue.

And btw--what exactly does a Head Researcher do? Do you research techniques for giving head? In that case, I'm on the next flight outta here...



Roman

 

[MercyMia]

*checking my watch*

RH, okay, if you go from the east coast to Europe and then connect to here...about 26 hours from now, I'll be at the airport. I'll be the one in the white lab coat and black plastic framed eyeglasses. I'll peek from behind my clipboard just like in my AV so you'll recognize me. Be ready to get to work right away!

 

[RomanHans]

*checking my watch*

RH, okay, if you go from the east coast to Europe and then connect to here...about 26 hours from now, I'll be at the airport. I'll be the one in the white lab coat and black plastic framed eyeglasses. I'll peek from behind my clipboard just like in my AV so you'll recognize me. Be ready to get to work right away!

Mmmmm....black plastic-framed glasses...I LOVE chicks with glasses!!!



Wait, why am I posting this instead of heading to the airport?

Roman

 

[MercyMia]

Mmmmm....black plastic-framed glasses...I LOVE chicks with glasses!!!



Wait, why am I posting this instead of heading to the airport?

Roman

Hmmm...okay, countdown starts NOW then.

 

[MercyMia]

A good night bump

 

[Le Jacquelope]

*checking my watch*

RH, okay, if you go from the east coast to Europe and then connect to here...about 26 hours from now, I'll be at the airport. I'll be the one in the white lab coat and black plastic framed eyeglasses. I'll peek from behind my clipboard just like in my AV so you'll recognize me. Be ready to get to work right away!

Damn... I'm stuck out west!

 

[alwaysawake]

I was going to answer "Obligatory Other", since Anaconda wasn't listed! ROFLMAO

 

[jussforfun]

Just over 7" by 5" thick

 

[BethAnne]

Hiya Mia!

How are you honey?!
Stirring things up as usual...
How's your humidity? Mine's been quite high...*giggle*

ummm...my one and only...i haven't actually measured...so i couldn't post a vote...i could make a pretty good guess though!

but what i wanted to say was that the most important thing? isn't the actual measurement.
it's the fit.
and me oh my the fit is perfect.
have never had a better fit.
ever.

so whether you consider yourself large medium or small matters not as long as you can thrill your partner the way mine thrills me.



now see...i hope you're happy mia! you've gotten my humidity level raised again! hmmmm...wonder what i should do about that???

 

[ChemE_student]

Bump. And no, I didn't vote anything. I wouldn't know how to choose.

 

[whatsinanameuk]

Re: Re: Moaning, size, etc

Oh but I LOVE it, whatsinaname! Is beeyooteeeful! Are you a cross between Bill Shakespeare and Ogden Nash?

Ogden Nash - one of my favourite poets:

"Instant cure for insomnia
Amor vincit omnia"

 

[ChemE_student]

bump. There are only two sizes in the whole Lit community?

 

[islander01]

I voted I wont go into details except to say that I have been told that I am too small for chat. evidently everyone over there is at least 12 inches even.

 

[TijuanaHitman]

5-7 inches seems to be the norm and I fit in at just over 6 inches. Metal tape measure so didn't measure the girth

 

[MercyMia]

Thanks for voting, all 27 of you so far

Grrrr! Dang metal measuring tapes!!! LOL!

 

[MercyMia]

Damn... I'm stuck out west!

LovingT, I always thought that where there's a Willie, there's a way-ee!

 

[MercyMia]

I was going to answer "Obligatory Other", since Anaconda wasn't listed! ROFLMAO

Well no wonder I'm still working on this zipper, aa.
It's taken me 2 days and it's not even halfway down yet.

 

[MercyMia]

Re: Hiya Mia!

How are you honey?!
Stirring things up as usual...
How's your humidity? Mine's been quite high...*giggle*

ummm...my one and only...i haven't actually measured...so i couldn't post a vote...i could make a pretty good guess though!

but what i wanted to say was that the most important thing? isn't the actual measurement.
it's the fit.
and me oh my the fit is perfect.
have never had a better fit.
ever.

so whether you consider yourself large medium or small matters not as long as you can thrill your partner the way mine thrills me.



now see...i hope you're happy mia! you've gotten my humidity level raised again! hmmmm...wonder what i should do about that???

Hi BethAnne, long time no see

Oh, I agree that it's not the size so much as the fit! But the purpose of this poll was to get a fair representation of penis measurements on Literotica. The anonymity feature allows us to collect interesting data.

High humidity, huh? LOL! I know *just* the thread for you, girl!

 

[MercyMia]

I voted I wont go into details except to say that I have been told that I am too small for chat. evidently everyone over there is at least 12 inches even.

Thanks for voting, islander01. I hope this poll gives a more realistic view to dispel that "all guys are 12-inches" myth.

 

[islander01]

ok Ill spill because there is some male part of me that dosnt want the above post to be taken the wrong way lol 7and 14/16


I knew I should have gone metric

 

[MercyMia]

ok Ill spill because there is some male part of me that dosnt want the above post to be taken the wrong way lol 7and 14/16

I knew I should have gone metric

And did you use a metal or cloth measuring tape?

 

[islander01]

I used a stanley boxwood 24 inch folding rule

 

[MercyMia]

I used a stanley boxwood 24 inch folding rule

LOL!

Ouch ouch ouch! I hope you put BigWillie away before you folded that ruler back up.