Numbers: Penis Measurements

How many inches long is your penis?

  • less than 1 inch

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • between 1 and 3 inches

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • between 3 and 5 inches

    Votes: 8 7.8%
  • between 5 and 7 inches

    Votes: 51 50.0%
  • between 7 and 9 inches

    Votes: 31 30.4%
  • between 9 and 11 inches

    Votes: 4 3.9%
  • between 11 and 15 inches

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • between 15 and 20 inches

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • the tape measure wasn't long enough

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • The obligatory other (please elaborate)

    Votes: 5 4.9%

  • Total voters
    102
  • Poll closed .
LovingTongue said:
I am envisioning something like a target range, with pictures of women, and bullseyes on the crotch, belly button, breasts, lips

and eyes. :eek:
*ducks*

Quack quack! LOL, LovingT!
 
woodcarver, I just went back over your thread. Mmmm! Mmmmore pics please!
 
MercyMia said:
A statistical bump

42 responses so far!

Aren't we reaching the point of statistical significance?

And is that a bump, or are you just happy to see me?

:p

Roman
 
You guys are kidding, right?

I mean, no offense, but what man in his right mind is going to answer a poll like this? Why would he answer a poll like this?

So, what you're really going to find out is this: What's the statistical breakdown on averred penis size among a population of men willing to answer a poll about their penis size?

Furthermore, who would accept an answer of any sort from a person who would actually measure the size of his penis with a ruler?

Sorry.

I'll go now.

Yes, <1" if you must know. (But that's due to the Lorentz Contraction)


---dr.M.
 
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Thanks for the bumps, ChemE, TNR and RH...

Oh, RH, of course I'm always happy to see you, bump or no :) And I don't think ~50 responses is quite significant enough. We need more critical mass!

dr_m, uh, I see you're doing your editorial critiquing even on the playground. I'll have to google Lorentz contractions. Hmmm...thanks for stopping by.

Happy Tuesday all! It's a bright sunny morning, the best light for measuring most objects ;)
 
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Sorry Mercy. I was working off a particularly evil mood and there just wasn't enough to criticize in the fiction/poetry world, so I had to come out looking for trouble, spreading fucking sunshine wherever I go.

No, really. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have butted in, and I do earnestly beg your forgiveness.

Regards,

---dr.M.
 
MercyMia said:
Hello my dear gardening chef :)
Howdy MM...funny you should mention chef since, at the moment, I am saving a bunch of my recipes to CD for my niece to use. LOL
 
High tech cuisine, aa :)

Next thing you know, Rosie (Jetsons) will be carrying out your instructions on making non-dairy non-egg Tex-Mex lasagna.
 
MercyMia said:
High tech cuisine, aa :)

Next thing you know, Rosie (Jetsons) will be carrying out your instructions on making non-dairy non-egg Tex-Mex lasagna.
BTW...I haven't forgotten about those recipes--the neighbors that have them are on vacation in Hawaii until the 15th. I won't forget to ask her.
 
alwaysawake said:
BTW...I haven't forgotten about those recipes--the neighbors that have them are on vacation in Hawaii until the 15th. I won't forget to ask her.

Thank you, aa. I cough cough we adore you!
 
My fiesty little sex kitten wanted me to share that my cock is anywhere from 7 and 1/3 to just over 7 and 1/2 depending on how much she has me turned on. :)

-CoolCucumber
 
CoolCucumber said:
My fiesty little sex kitten wanted me to share that my cock is anywhere from 7 and 1/3 to just over 7 and 1/2 depending on how much she has me turned on. :)

-CoolCucumber

Is that so my sexy stud? Just how much DO I turn you on? Come show me, I need you very much.
 
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P3 said:
Is that so my sexy stud? Just how much DO I turn you on? Come show me, I need you very much.

I'll show ya whenever you want baby... But let's do it in private... ;) :devil:

-CoolCucumber
 
CoolCucumber said:
I'll show ya whenever you want baby... But let's do it in private... ;) :devil:

-CoolCucumber


How about 2 tomorrow in a private cabana at the pool?
 
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