Numbers: Penis Measurements

[islander01]

I thought about using the gauge on my table saw, but even with it unpluged I just couldnt.

 

[MercyMia]

Oh no...you were one of those kids who took school science projects a little too far

So many tools, islander01?

 

[islander01]

So many tools, islander01?

so little time Mia?

next I am sure you will be asking us to calculate the angle of dangle

 

[Guest]

so little time Mia?

next I am sure you will be asking us to calculate the angle of dangle

let's see now,from base to tip,around hip,times the nautical miles in the Sargasso Sea,divide by rotation of planet pluto,add woman's sensuality,figure in fisherman's equation..got it.6 inches woo-hoo!!

 

[MercyMia]

so little time Mia?

next I am sure you will be asking us to calculate the angle of dangle

That's a great possibility! However, I'll be sure to research the proper measuring tools. Can't have you boys using steel protractors or table saws...*shudder* Hmmm, I wonder if OSHA has tool recommendations for this sort of work

 

[islander01]

maybe you should invent a throbometer

 

[MercyMia]

I'll need a lot of help to do *that*!

 

[islander01]

I will sacrifice myself for science( feeling very noble about this)

 

[MercyMia]

Cool

Cmere now, islander01!

*dragging out tree limbs to build a pyre*

 

[The_Dragon_Tamer]

I doth thank thee Sir Islander, you hath truely made me laugh this day when I needed it most. "Angle of the Dangle" I doth have to laugh again.

There be things fair Mercy Mia that should remain a mystery and a surprise. I was't surprised by the results of your poll, there be only two of us in the category I doth fall. Me thinks that thou art looking for something in particular? A clue I will give'th thee, my size doth equal 1/7 th of my height minus on inch.

 

[islander01]

dragging out tree limbs to build a pyre

hmm was hoping for a nympho rather than a pyro( in terms of maniacs) oh well as long as I am completely consumed

 

[MercyMia]

Originally posted by The_Dragon_Tamer<snip>


There be things fair Mercy Mia that should remain a mystery and a surprise. I was't surprised by the results of your poll, there be only two of us in the category I doth fall. Me thinks that thou art looking for something in particular? A clue I will give'th thee, my size doth equal 1/7 th of my height minus on inch.

Ahh, the paternalistic Dragon Tamer speaks

I'm a little worried about where you're minusing that inch from,

 

[MercyMia]

hmm was hoping for a nympho rather than a pyro( in terms of maniacs) oh well as long as I am completely consumed

I was going to put a big sproingy mattress on top of the pyre.

*puff pant wheeze*

 

[The_Dragon_Tamer]

Ahh, the paternalistic Dragon Tamer speaks

I'm a little worried about where you're minusing that inch from,

I doth be 6' 5" in height fair Mercy Mia. Can'st thou now do the math? 'Tis a simple equation that I hath given thee. So what is my answer to your question?

 

[islander01]

who needs a mattress? you must have some handy lab equipment around. I know how to use a spectrometer

 

[TNRkitect2b]

Ok... I'm not ashamed.... 6.25" L 4.75" around.... easiest way to measure girth without a cloth tape measure is to take a small strip of paper and use it to figure out the girth, earing the paper at the measurement, then measure the paper....

 

[hawkone23]

Here's my stats: 6in L, 5in around. Guess thats pretty much average.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Looks like the poll has "real" answers...nice to see....

As to girth, I have more girth than length in my case.....5 7/8 inches around at the base.....

 

[MercyMia]

let's see now,from base to tip,around hip,times the nautical miles in the Sargasso Sea,divide by rotation of planet pluto,add woman's sensuality,figure in fisherman's equation..got it.6 inches woo-hoo!!

Hello Newbie

Rather a complicated formula for measuring YOUR penis. Thanks for voting!

 

[MercyMia]

who needs a mattress? you must have some handy lab equipment around. I know how to use a spectrometer

I'm thinking a spectrometer *might* come in handy for measuring ejaculation (force, speed, distance). We could borrow LovingTongue's Richter scale to mark the throbbing.

 

[MercyMia]

Ok... I'm not ashamed.... 6.25" L 4.75" around.... easiest way to measure girth without a cloth tape measure is to take a small strip of paper and use it to figure out the girth, earing the paper at the measurement, then measure the paper....

Hey TNR, thanks for the suggestion about measuring girth. Trust an architect to have practical measuring knowledge!

 

[MercyMia]

Looks like the poll has "real" answers...nice to see....

As to girth, I have more girth than length in my case.....5 7/8 inches around at the base.....

Cool measurements, Jeff

Shhh! I'm pretty impressed with the numbers too so far in terms of honesty! Not that I had pre-conceived notions...

 

[Guest]

 

[MercyMia]

will we need to have proof? Last time I measured it was between 8 and 8-1/2 inches.

Hi woodcarver sweetie

Um, well you could post a pic or a link to your thread. A signed note from your wife would work too

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I'm thinking a spectrometer *might* come in handy for measuring ejaculation (force, speed, distance). We could borrow LovingTongue's Richter scale to mark the throbbing.

I am envisioning something like a target range, with pictures of women, and bullseyes on the crotch, belly button, breasts, lips

and eyes.
*ducks*