Oh... photos

[RedMonkeyButt]

oooooooo *pinches anyway* lol

Ooooh *squee*

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

Why is it that today, when everyone takes the excuse to drink to excess, that I do not fear being run over by some drunk fucktard... but what I fear the most is a bad case of whiskey dick later tonight? Whiskey dick is not something I look forward to running into. It's a major disappointment, actually...

 

[Wolfking05]

Why is it that today, when everyone takes the excuse to drink to excess, that I do not fear being run over by some drunk fucktard... but what I fear the most is a bad case of whiskey dick later tonight? Whiskey dick is not something I look forward to running into. It's a major disappointment, actually...

Maybe you won't be on the roads to worry about drunk drivers, while you may have to worry about the other?

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

Maybe you won't be on the roads to worry about drunk drivers, while you may have to worry about the other?

I better not have to worry about the other. I will brave the drunk drivers out today and go get me a toy... >.>

 

[Wolfking05]

I better not have to worry about the other. I will brave the drunk drivers out today and go get me a toy... >.>

Be careful if it cums to that

 

[lonelonghorn]

Toy shopping u say?? Did you find anything that piqued your interest??

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

There are some glass ones with flowers in the heads that I kind of want to put in a vase, shove it into a corner, and have a party. Just to see how many people notice it, and then how many people actually comment directly to me about it.

 

[alfa_lupogrigio]

There are some glass ones with flowers in the heads that I kind of want to put in a vase, shove it into a corner, and have a party. Just to see how many people notice it, and then how many people actually comment directly to me about it.

omg! i would love to help you with that! just say when and where!

 

[lonelonghorn]

You could even make a real flower arrangement with the toys mixed in and use it as a center piece lol.

There are some glass ones with flowers in the heads that I kind of want to put in a vase, shove it into a corner, and have a party. Just to see how many people notice it, and then how many people actually comment directly to me about it.

 

[nessie2]

muffin top

Just logged on to your thread and must say do love your sense of humour with the muffin top .....do you have bake anything with cherries on top ............................!!!

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

omg! i would love to help you with that! just say when and where!

You could even make a real flower arrangement with the toys mixed in and use it as a center piece lol.

That would make it even more fun!

Just logged on to your thread and must say do love your sense of humour with the muffin top .....do you have bake anything with cherries on top ............................!!!

I don't like cherries.... >.>

 

[Wolfking05]

I don't like cherries.... >.>

Guess no cherry stem tricks

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

Guess no cherry stem tricks

Nope, but you should see what I can do with a bull whip. Growing up on a ranch gave me all kinds of fun and mostly useless skills.

 

[Wolfking05]

Nope, but you should see what I can do with a bull whip. Growing up on a ranch gave me all kinds of fun and mostly useless skills.

*growls*

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

More jean shopping

I love Wranglers. These are riding jeans, so no low rise...

I wound up not getting the Q baby jeans, though. I got the Wrangler Cash. I like vented boot cut, and they didn't have any Cruel Girls in my length or the style I wanted...

And no naughty dressing room pics. I don't know how many of you have been in a Cavender's Boot City, but the doors are saloon style and anybody can just look over them. Those are definitely rooms you try things on damn quick and get it over with. So you just get butt-in-jeans shots.

 

[Wolfking05]

More jean shopping

I love Wranglers. These are riding jeans, so no low rise...

I wound up not getting the Q baby jeans, though. I got the Wrangler Cash. I like vented boot cut, and they didn't have any Cruel Girls in my length or the style I wanted...

And no naughty dressing room pics. I don't know how many of you have been in a Cavender's Boot City, but the doors are saloon style and anybody can just look over them. Those are definitely rooms you try things on damn quick and get it over with. So you just get butt-in-jeans shots.

*goose*

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

*goose*

Quit trying to touch my asshole.

 

[Wolfking05]

Quit trying to touch my asshole.

Now that would be pretty hard through jeans.......just sayin

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

Now that would be pretty hard through jeans.......just sayin

Gets the same reaction. Wolves get neutered for less.

 

[Wolfking05]

Gets the same reaction. Wolves get neutered for less.

grrrrrrrrr

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

grrrrrrrrr

You know you want me near your nuts, sharp object in hand or not.

 

[Wolfking05]

You know you want me near your nuts, sharp object in hand or not.

Minus sharp object

 

[cody241]

She says she's ranch raised, so you know all she needs is a pocket knife, and a steer you'll be

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

She says she's ranch raised, so you know all she needs is a pocket knife, and a steer you'll be

Oh now that's just cruel. I'd at least use a rubber band to stop the blood flow...

 

[cody241]

Oh now that's just cruel. I'd at least use a rubber band to stop the blood flow...

nope, always felt the rubber band was the cruel way, prolongs the agaony, just make sure your knife is dull, cuts the bleeding down to seconds