Oi, pmann... What do you think of my outfit?

Feeling hippie cute. Kinda want to rub it in @Lord Pmann 's face. They may not be overalls, but denim still counts, right? 😎

And I'm barefoot with calloused heels, in case you're wondering

Oh dear god. That shirt has more wrinkles than my scrotum. FFS. Iron that thing… like I do with my scrotum.

I suppose it’s probably best that your feet have callouses so the ring worms from your hippie farm soil may not penetrate the skin.
 
Oh dear god. That shirt has more wrinkles than my scrotum. FFS. Iron that thing… like I do with my scrotum.
You know, I didn't even notice the wrinkles until you mentioned them. Ha.
Do you use a steam setting to get the deep set wrinkles out? What about starch?
 
You know, I didn't even notice the wrinkles until you mentioned them. Ha.
Do you use a steam setting to get the deep set wrinkles out? What about starch?

Simply throwing it in the dryer on some high heat will get those wrinkles out. However, I’m sure you only hang your clothes on a line and don’t have such modern conveniences of a dryer at your commune. You could use an iron. But then you’d have to go buy an iron. The cheapest solution for you, I suppose, is a bottle of Downy wrinkly release. The downside (as you will see it) is the fresh smell your clothes will have. It won’t completely cover the patchouli and hemp smell, but it’s a start.


He makes his own starch. ;)

I churn it by hand 1-2 times a day.
 
I've outdone myself if I do say so myself

@Lord Pmann whaddya think?

I have so many thoughts for this and I cannot choose only one. So here they are:

1. Are the clothes pre-treated with fleas or do you add them yourself?

2. Does the "Hungry- anything will help" sign come with the outfit?

3. Will those pants automatically turn your public hair into little pubey dreadlocks?

4. Are the shoes wear resistant to the rough skin from your hippie feet and raptor toenails?

5. Does that outfit give you squatting right?

6. Do you get free access to shitty festivals and concerts?

7. Do those pants make your pussy smell like Phish? (That's my favourite)

Namaste πŸ™
 
I have so many thoughts for this and I cannot choose only one. So here they are:

1. Are the clothes pre-treated with fleas or do you add them yourself?

2. Does the "Hungry- anything will help" sign come with the outfit?

3. Will those pants automatically turn your public hair into little pubey dreadlocks?

4. Are the shoes wear resistant to the rough skin from your hippie feet and raptor toenails?

5. Does that outfit give you squatting right?

6. Do you get free access to shitty festivals and concerts?

7. Do those pants make your pussy smell like Phish? (That's my favourite)

Namaste πŸ™
1. I had to add them. Training them has been a bitch, but it helps me pass the time.

2. No. I had to make my own. Thankfully America had succumbed to consumerism and Amazon boxes are abundant. Finding a sharpie can be tough at times. Especially since Starbucks baristas don't need them anymore because they print labels for their coffee 🀬

3. Bald beaver, remember?

4. These shoes are indestructible!

5. Yes. Legally protected rights.

6. Yes, but not because of the outfit. I just pretend I work for the event and it works every time.

7. On the contrary. They're breezy and help air things out before getting too rancid.
 
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