Oi, pmann... What do you think of my outfit?

[Photog1rl]

I have so many thoughts for this and I cannot choose only one. So here they are:

1. Are the clothes pre-treated with fleas or do you add them yourself?

2. Does the "Hungry- anything will help" sign come with the outfit?

3. Will those pants automatically turn your public hair into little pubey dreadlocks?

4. Are the shoes wear resistant to the rough skin from your hippie feet and raptor toenails?

5. Does that outfit give you squatting right?

6. Do you get free access to shitty festivals and concerts?

7. Do those pants make your pussy smell like Phish? (That's my favourite)

Namaste

Pubey dreadlocks is my new goal. Any suggestions on how to achieve this?

But I should be transparent-my first concert was the Grateful Dead, I don't hate patchouli when paired with other earthy scents, I own birks, clogs and tie die so I am partial to @aussiegeekygal’s choices.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’d take a turn.

That's incredibly charitable of you

 

[Lord Pmann]

That's incredibly charitable of you

It genuinely is. That outfit is about as fuckable as a bear trap.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It genuinely is. That outfit is about as fuckable as a bear trap.

You don't fuck the outfit, silly.
You fuck the smoking hot Australian underneath the clothes...
Well, the proverbial "you".
You wish

 

[Lord Pmann]

You don't fuck the outfit, silly.
You fuck the smoking hot Australian underneath the clothes...
Well, the proverbial "you".
You wish

Those clothes do have a certain amount of sex appeal.

None amount.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

#mood

 

[LadyLascivious1]

#mood

If vehicles are involved, I will forever picture you in the red shaggin’ wagon

 

[Endless_Night]

What is going on in this place?!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Maths and flannel, babe.
Maths and flannel.

 

[Mrtenant]

#mood

I think she is trying to send hand signals or something.

 

[Lord Pmann]

#mood

Did this outfit make your lasered pubes instantly grow back when you put it on? Bushier and mightier than before? Like the Impenetrable Forest of Uganda?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Did this outfit make your lasered pubes instantly grow back when you put it on? Bushier and mightier than before? Like the Impenetrable Forest of Uganda?

You are awfully curious about my pubic grooming habits, aren't you?

 

[Lord Pmann]

You are awfully curious about my pubic grooming habits, aren't you?

As interested as you are seeing my dick in a vacuum.

 

[Endless_Night]

You are awfully curious about my pubic grooming habits, aren't you?

Oh! Snap.

As interested as you are seeing my dick in a vacuum.

Oh! Oh, oh, oh!

 

[Deadfreak]

Pubey dreadlocks is my new goal. Any suggestions on how to achieve this?

But I should be transparent-my first concert was the Grateful Dead, I don't hate patchouli when paired with other earthy scents, I own birks, clogs and tie die so I am partial to @aussiegeekygal’s choices.

Dis one
I knew it was your smile I was looking for in my Dead Lot memories
She had rings on her fingers and bells in her pubes

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I went shopping today. Found these beauties. Thought of you @Lord Pmann
Ironically I also bought a Laura Ashley wool blazer. Tweed. Also a beauty

Behold!
My new favorite pants

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Psst @Lord Pmann

 

[Lord Pmann]

I went shopping today. Found these beauties. Thought of you @Lord Pmann
Ironically I also bought a Laura Ashley wool blazer. Tweed. Also a beauty

Behold!
My new favorite pants

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Does this help you combine your love of farming and your prison sentence all in one outfit?

I presume that prison sentence is the result of fashion crimes against humanity. Despite the orange colour, I wouldn’t expect a pardon from the newest commander-in-chief.

Do you literally buy these and think, “I’m gonna fuck with pmann?” I feel like you’ve spent a large amount of money as a practical joke… it’s almost like you dress like this for realsies.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I admit, I saw these, squealed in excitement at my dumb luck and prayed a silent prayer they would fit my long ass body.

I'm never taking them off

 

[Lord Pmann]

I admit, I saw these, squealed in excitement at my dumb luck and prayed a silent prayer they would fit my long ass body.

I'm never taking them off

They fit in the same way my dick fits in a vacuum. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Also, this is a hate crime.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Also, this is a hate crime.

Well, I'm kind of dressed for the life of crime

 

[Endless_Night]

Do you literally buy these and think, “I’m gonna fuck with pmann?” I feel like you’ve spent a large amount of money as a practical joke… it’s almost like you dress like this for realsies.

Others have wonder this same thing.

We talk about it in PM all the time.



Not really.

I admit, I saw these, squealed in excitement at my dumb luck and prayed a silent prayer they would fit my long ass body.

I'm never taking them off

This kind of thing never fits me either. It's like people don't have long legs?

 

[Lord Pmann]

This kind of thing never fits me either. It's like people don't have long legs?

It’s like they only made one size because they assume whoever buys this shit doesn’t give a damn about fit, because they sure don’t give a damn about how it looks.

 

[Endless_Night]

It’s like they only made one size because they assume whoever buys this shit doesn’t give a damn about fit, because they sure don’t give a damn about how it looks.

That was a lot of bad words.