Mr. Crimson
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At least, it would be awkward if it was unplanned, wouldn't you think?
Okie lit-together?
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Mr. Crimson
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I'd almost feel like it would've been a set-up by my friends
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Which I have had happen before, it's not the most comfortable thing.
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Well, my friends at least did it with somebody I knew, which wasn't so bad, especially after we realized their little scheme to get us alone.
So something is planned yet nothing is expected?
Iv had nights like what you are talking about. Something was planned but nothing showed up. My doctor suggested two viagra and call him in the morning. I followed half of his advise and would have called in the morning but I was still rather busy. I almost had forgotten about morning missles but am thankful that progress has been made so that I no longer had to worry about the old Minute Man Missle and could not enjoy the Cruise Missle Variety. So while she moaned and shouted and enjoyed her orgasms, I just patiently waited outside the locked bathroom door for my turn. Ahh Progress.
Now if Mr Crimson and Ms Toy do meet alone then the rest of us Okies expect pictures or a video so that we know what we missed. I for one have already seen my crimson toy in action and likely wont watch the video. However I will be happy to sell popcorn and jujubabies at the opening night party so that you can raise money for the next event.
I pesonally find meeting strangers, with strange ideas, in a strange place unlikely to be successful in anyone getting any strange. Whoever said "When in Rome, act like a Roman" certainly never tried to get any strange let me tell you. Of course I know that the purpose of this event is not for sex but just so we can all help us put a face with the breast. I mean a face with the name.
I would suggest maybe some party games like naked bowling, three man pokeher, pin the tail or maybe someone bring a slip-n-slide or Mr. Wiggle. Or we could do like the last party and sit around, drink some wine, show off our circumcision scars and act like we had cell calls reminding us we forgot to record this weeks Iron Chef. Hey, Im serious, now I am prepared to cook anyone of you a meal if all I have to choose from is Eel eyelids, goat cheese, surplus peanut butter and pumpkin rine but please do not talk in subtitals behind my back.
Ok, I did my part to bump the thread. I am busy now. I have too many remote controls in the house. For some reason when Im swithching channels I hear a buzzing sound and the little woman eyes role in her head and just grins the biggest grin. But during sex she doesnt respond at all even to the remote control vibrator but maybe its because the TV keeps switching channels and it distracts her. Well I will figure it out, at least she always knows where I last had the channel changer now. I knew I could finally train her.
Iv had nights like what you are talking about. Something was planned but nothing showed up. My doctor suggested two viagra and call him in the morning. I followed half of his advise and would have called in the morning but I was still rather busy. I almost had forgotten about morning missles but am thankful that progress has been made so that I no longer had to worry about the old Minute Man Missle and could not enjoy the Cruise Missle Variety. So while she moaned and shouted and enjoyed her orgasms, I just patiently waited outside the locked bathroom door for my turn. Ahh Progress.
Now if Mr Crimson and Ms Toy do meet alone then the rest of us Okies expect pictures or a video so that we know what we missed. I for one have already seen my crimson toy in action and likely wont watch the video. However I will be happy to sell popcorn and jujubabies at the opening night party so that you can raise money for the next event.
I pesonally find meeting strangers, with strange ideas, in a strange place unlikely to be successful in anyone getting any strange. Whoever said "When in Rome, act like a Roman" certainly never tried to get any strange let me tell you. Of course I know that the purpose of this event is not for sex but just so we can all help us put a face with the breast. I mean a face with the name.
I would suggest maybe some party games like naked bowling, three man pokeher, pin the tail or maybe someone bring a slip-n-slide or Mr. Wiggle. Or we could do like the last party and sit around, drink some wine, show off our circumcision scars and act like we had cell calls reminding us we forgot to record this weeks Iron Chef. Hey, Im serious, now I am prepared to cook anyone of you a meal if all I have to choose from is Eel eyelids, goat cheese, surplus peanut butter and pumpkin rine but please do not talk in subtitals behind my back.
Ok, I did my part to bump the thread. I am busy now. I have too many remote controls in the house. For some reason when Im swithching channels I hear a buzzing sound and the little woman eyes role in her head and just grins the biggest grin. But during sex she doesnt respond at all even to the remote control vibrator but maybe its because the TV keeps switching channels and it distracts her. Well I will figure it out, at least she always knows where I last had the channel changer now. I knew I could finally train her.
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Well, I don't think we had any plans to meet just the two of us. Of course, maybe if the big group thing falls through, we could probably still do a small group thing with those in the area. I'm still hoping for the big group myself.
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Rating Women - The Okie Method
Two cowboys were leanin up against the rail at their favorite
bar... They’re tired and worn out from a long day. Havin’ a
couple of longnecks, just relaxin’ and talkin’, watchin’ the
women go by... This really beautiful brunette walks by, and
the two cowboys look at her, tip their hats back a little, look
at each other, smile, and one of them says, “I’ll give her a 3.”
Other cowboy nods slowly, and says,
“Yep. She’s a 3 for sure.”
Little while later another woman, this time a fantastic looking
blonde, comes walking by in front of them... First cowboy
looks her up and down, smiles, takes a sip from his beer,
and says to the second cowboy, “Well, I think that one must
be a 4.” And the second cowboy agrees, and says,
“Yep... she sure is a 4.”
Time passes on by, and the cowboys are still sippin’ their
beers, just watchin’ folks pass. And across the room comes
this absolutely gorgeous, drop-dead beautiful redhead... As
she comes near them, they both kinda straighten up, and tip
their hats back a little for a better look. First cowboy smiles
real wide, looks at his pal and says, “Damnnn. That one
has GOT to be a 6.” And the second cowboy nods slowly,
grins, and says, “Yep. DEFINITELY a 6.”
Well, the redhead hears them... and she is NOT amused.
She turns around real sharply and comes right up to the
two grinning cowboys...
She looks the first one in the eye and says, “Excuse me.
But, are you two actually standing there rating women??!?”
The cowboys look kinda embarrassed... lookin’ down at
their boots, and they both nod. One of them says, “Well,
yes ma’am, we are, but you don’t understand...”
She is REAL mad now... and looks at the cowboy and
says, “Well, I’ll have you know I’ve been rated far higher
than that, by far better than YOU.”
And the second cowboy says, “But, ma’am, you really
don’t understand!”
And she says, “Well. What is it I don’t understand?
Here you are, rating women. I understand THAT.”
And the first cowboy says, “But ma’am, we use a
different kinda rating system.......”
The redhead says, “Oh. And what would THAT be?
No one has EVER rated me a SIX before...”
And the second cowboy says, “Well, we use the
Budweiser method, ma’am.”
So she asks...”What in the hell is the Budweiser method?”
And the first cowboy smiles, looks at her and says,
reallllll slowly, “Well ma’am, that’s how many Clydesdales
it would take to pull you off of my face.”
Two cowboys were leanin up against the rail at their favorite
bar... They’re tired and worn out from a long day. Havin’ a
couple of longnecks, just relaxin’ and talkin’, watchin’ the
women go by... This really beautiful brunette walks by, and
the two cowboys look at her, tip their hats back a little, look
at each other, smile, and one of them says, “I’ll give her a 3.”
Other cowboy nods slowly, and says,
“Yep. She’s a 3 for sure.”
Little while later another woman, this time a fantastic looking
blonde, comes walking by in front of them... First cowboy
looks her up and down, smiles, takes a sip from his beer,
and says to the second cowboy, “Well, I think that one must
be a 4.” And the second cowboy agrees, and says,
“Yep... she sure is a 4.”
Time passes on by, and the cowboys are still sippin’ their
beers, just watchin’ folks pass. And across the room comes
this absolutely gorgeous, drop-dead beautiful redhead... As
she comes near them, they both kinda straighten up, and tip
their hats back a little for a better look. First cowboy smiles
real wide, looks at his pal and says, “Damnnn. That one
has GOT to be a 6.” And the second cowboy nods slowly,
grins, and says, “Yep. DEFINITELY a 6.”
Well, the redhead hears them... and she is NOT amused.
She turns around real sharply and comes right up to the
two grinning cowboys...
She looks the first one in the eye and says, “Excuse me.
But, are you two actually standing there rating women??!?”
The cowboys look kinda embarrassed... lookin’ down at
their boots, and they both nod. One of them says, “Well,
yes ma’am, we are, but you don’t understand...”
She is REAL mad now... and looks at the cowboy and
says, “Well, I’ll have you know I’ve been rated far higher
than that, by far better than YOU.”
And the second cowboy says, “But, ma’am, you really
don’t understand!”
And she says, “Well. What is it I don’t understand?
Here you are, rating women. I understand THAT.”
And the first cowboy says, “But ma’am, we use a
different kinda rating system.......”
The redhead says, “Oh. And what would THAT be?
No one has EVER rated me a SIX before...”
And the second cowboy says, “Well, we use the
Budweiser method, ma’am.”
So she asks...”What in the hell is the Budweiser method?”
And the first cowboy smiles, looks at her and says,
reallllll slowly, “Well ma’am, that’s how many Clydesdales
it would take to pull you off of my face.”
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Im willing to join the group thing if its still on? Just get a hold of me and let me know.
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I feel as if I'm making a mess of things!
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Okay since interest seems to be renewed in the Okie lit-together I suppose that we should see what we can do about it…
Well, first off I need to know if everyone still wants to have this thing at the BB, because we won’t have a private room nor a private area… the guy on the phone explained we would be seated in the dinning area with everyone else… unless we want to pay $400 dollars on food so that we can have a private party…
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I don’t have $400 dollars to spare, hell I don’t even have 400 dollars!
I don’t know how well we will be able to really meet one and other in the middle of the dinning area. And well we won’t even have a reservation until I can get a count on whose going and who isn’t definitely…
The guy on the phone (who had a major stick up his butt) seemed like things were super busy on May 28th….
What would be ideal is if there was a little out of the way café or restaurant somewhere in OKC that even on a Saturday night there wouldn’t be more than twenty people in there… that way we could go there and forget the whole reservation thing and also be able to actually talk to one and other… I know of a few places like that here in Tulsa, but that’s neither here nor there….
Oh perhaps we could all meet at a park and just work out the details of where to eat after we meet and greet….
I’m out of ideas, I need help…. someone in OKC want to take over the job of being host/hostess, because this is really difficult to plan when I live two hours away and don’t have a lot of knowledge of OKC…
See if this was in Tulsa I could say that we all could meet at LaFortune Park and from there go to either Kelly’s (a little country restaurant on Peoria) or to Perry’s (at least that’s what it used to be, don’t know if it’s been changed or not) at the corner of 51st and Harvard… or a friend told me about a place called the Gypsy that’s one of those places where people can get up on stage and tell poems and everyone snaps their fingers instead of clapping (hey they tolerate her kids being there, they might tolerate us)….
But that’s if it was in Tulsa…. since it’s in OKC… PLEASE HELP ME!
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Okay since interest seems to be renewed in the Okie lit-together I suppose that we should see what we can do about it…
Well, first off I need to know if everyone still wants to have this thing at the BB, because we won’t have a private room nor a private area… the guy on the phone explained we would be seated in the dinning area with everyone else… unless we want to pay $400 dollars on food so that we can have a private party…
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I don’t have $400 dollars to spare, hell I don’t even have 400 dollars!
I don’t know how well we will be able to really meet one and other in the middle of the dinning area. And well we won’t even have a reservation until I can get a count on whose going and who isn’t definitely…
The guy on the phone (who had a major stick up his butt) seemed like things were super busy on May 28th….
What would be ideal is if there was a little out of the way café or restaurant somewhere in OKC that even on a Saturday night there wouldn’t be more than twenty people in there… that way we could go there and forget the whole reservation thing and also be able to actually talk to one and other… I know of a few places like that here in Tulsa, but that’s neither here nor there….
Oh perhaps we could all meet at a park and just work out the details of where to eat after we meet and greet….
I’m out of ideas, I need help…. someone in OKC want to take over the job of being host/hostess, because this is really difficult to plan when I live two hours away and don’t have a lot of knowledge of OKC…
See if this was in Tulsa I could say that we all could meet at LaFortune Park and from there go to either Kelly’s (a little country restaurant on Peoria) or to Perry’s (at least that’s what it used to be, don’t know if it’s been changed or not) at the corner of 51st and Harvard… or a friend told me about a place called the Gypsy that’s one of those places where people can get up on stage and tell poems and everyone snaps their fingers instead of clapping (hey they tolerate her kids being there, they might tolerate us)….
But that’s if it was in Tulsa…. since it’s in OKC… PLEASE HELP ME!
Baby, I am a resturant manager....John manages a strip club...we REALLY can work something out. FUCK BB.....
Send me a PM and we can set it up.....
Especially the strip club, they host all kinds of parties..and John just said he could give you the hook up...
If you are still stuck on having it at a restuarnt...I can make the call, I gots connections YO!!
Give me a holla....
Send me a PM and we can set it up.....
Especially the strip club, they host all kinds of parties..and John just said he could give you the hook up...
If you are still stuck on having it at a restuarnt...I can make the call, I gots connections YO!!
Give me a holla....
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Esha said:
PM Sent....
Anyone want need to give me questions or comments... made a email especially for this...
Since pm box gets full so quickly....
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koleck said:
Do they even have 18 and over here in Oklahoma?
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Mr. Crimson said:
Yep, but they are topless only and no alcohol usually.
Not positive though, I've never been to one so I don't know what's allowed and what isn't... but I have friends that have been and I think that's what they told me if I remember correctly.
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I would suggest
No strip club.
1 For my little whiney buddy Koleck.
2 They are too smokey.
3 There would be too many distractions for people to get to know each other, at least for myself, anyway.
koleck said:
No strip club.
1 For my little whiney buddy Koleck.
2 They are too smokey.
3 There would be too many distractions for people to get to know each other, at least for myself, anyway.
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I would also suggest
that we hook up with Esha, the lady with the connections.
Esha said:
that we hook up with Esha, the lady with the connections.
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