Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[TheWorldBuilder]

The Yanks won't get that. They pronounce it 'boo-ee'.

 

[OralAllOver]

But not a dad who is a joke
(I infer you meant)

 

[tugger1987]

Like you i love puns, so i entered a pun-contest and entered ten of my best ones i reckoned that at least one could win - no pun in ten did

 

[Shygentleman2]

Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in tents.

 

[Merryegoround]

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl having a wee?

Because it has a silent P

 

[Shygentleman2]

What do you call a man with a nice set of binoculars?

Seymour

 

[Lichen2CU]

It is a rather busy time of year for me - hence my personal dad joke drought. Sorry!! But I am delighted to see the excellent dad jokes continue to roll in! As is often said in Asian restaurants - "Keep up the good wok"!!

 

[Shygentleman2]

Son: "Dad, what's the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?"

Dad: "I don't know."

Son: "So it was you."

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

A friend of mine was addicted to hokey cokey, so he checked into rehab and turned himself around.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

See - there's your problem - you're AVOIDING trouble...

Haha! I’m not avoiding trouble, he’s cute , I’m avoiding problem, he’s got issues

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Never date a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

I was going to tell a joke about the layoffs, but sadly none of them work.

 

[tugger1987]

love it NC!!

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

I'd love to have kids one day.

But that's as long as I can handle them.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Why did the social media manager break up with her boyfriend?

Lack of engagement.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Why did the old man fall down the well?
He couldn’t see that well.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

I’ve told this one before, but it makes me laugh every single time!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over.

 

[tugger1987]

I’ve told this one before, but it makes me laugh every single time!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over.

Classic, never gets old

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no word to describe how angry I am.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Did you know courdury pillows are in style? They're making headlines

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

What do call a criminal landing an airplane?
Condescending.

 

[tugger1987]

did you hear about the fire at the circus?

it was in tents

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

How does Vin Diesel keep in touch with the Fast and Furious crew?

On a Zoom call.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

How do you make Budweiser?

Send him to school.

 

[tugger1987]

What do you call cheese that isnt yours?

Nacho cheese