Once upon a time there was a non political thread....

[shereads]

Welcome Aboard!!

Of course the bus won't sink and we'll find a good place for those cigars.


http://www.ananova.com/images/web/63586.jpg

What kind of mileage does this thing get?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'm working on a mock-brochure advertising Sweden and living with me to Hubby. It's all part of my evil scheme to persuade him to move over here.

Does anyone have a used version of Quark Xpress I could buy for a reduced amount of money?

 

[Edward Teach]

What kind of mileage does this thing get?

About three knots to the half-galleon unless we put the Moonies and Caholics over the side and have them kick. Then it gets considerably more.

 

[ferociouskittycat]

I think I'm in love with Edward Teach's AV.

:drool:

 

[ferociouskittycat]

Drowning in my drool

 

[yui]

Drowning in my drool

Yummy pic of Jack, ferociouskittycat.

That statement feels like a ditty or something...

Yui ^_^

 

[Edward Teach]

Buzzkill

I hate to break it to you, ladies, but that ain't Jack.

 

[cloudy]

Re: Buzzkill

I hate to break it to you, ladies, but that ain't Jack.

maybe not, but Johnny Depp sure as hell does a fine imitation!

(I'm drooling, too)

 

[yui]

Re: Buzzkill

I hate to break it to you, ladies, but that ain't Jack.

Oh.

I am lost.

The AV isn't Johnny Depp?

Room spinning…

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Well those damn commie pinkos/right-wing nut jobs/centrist punks/libertarian sell-outs/liberal whiners/political denomination insult of your type to be placed here at a later date when I buy ice skates because DAMN I HATE POLITICS TOO!

Now give me a run of that pirate whether he's ol' Happy Jack or not.

 

[shereads]

Well those damn commie pinkos/right-wing nut jobs/centrist punks/libertarian sell-outs/liberal whiners/political denomination insult of your type to be placed here at a later date when I buy ice skates because DAMN I HATE POLITICS TOO!

Now give me a run of that pirate whether he's ol' Happy Jack or not.

Moonie nutcase.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Moonie nutcase.

Eh, worshipping the Elder Gods of R'lyeh is far more fun. <imitating chia pet song> Cth-cth-cth-cthulu.

 

[ferociouskittycat]

Re: Buzzkill

I hate to break it to you, ladies, but that ain't Jack.

Who cares... I'd still have him in a heartbeat

 

[Edward Teach]

Re: Buzzkill

I hate to break it to you, ladies, but that ain't Jack.

Ladies, I may be wrong. That may be Johnny Depp.

Good pirate photos are hard to find and I did a lot of searches the other night. I stumbled upon a site for reenactors, pirate plays for hire, etc. that had a lot of pictures. I downloaded several from "No Quarter Given" magazine. In the uncropped picture, this fellow is reading NQG. I thought he was a guy named Pip, made up to look like Depp. Now, I can't be sure.

This photo is not in the group I downloaded from NQG and I can't seem to find it anywhere including the Depp and POTC sites.

I will look again.

Sorry for the confusion.

Ed

 

[SensualMale]

Mmmm.... Ice cream.

Mmmmm.... cream

 

[ferociouskittycat]

Mmmmm.... cream

Mmm.. Hey babe

 

[Fag-Ash_Lil]

“Beware! The time is nigh when all ends shall be revealed.”

 

[tolyk]

“Beware! The time is nigh when all ends shall be revealed.”

Then get on with it, reveal already

 

[Fag-Ash_Lil]

Then get on with it, reveal already

Where's the ciggies? I don't do it for free.

Fag-Ash

 

[RenzaJones]

But it offended the people who like political threads, and they were drawn to it against their will. They begged the non-political people to stop posting non-political threads, but the insensitive swine wouldn't stop!

by means of modern digital technology, the hosts of Literotica had discovered a way for individual users to choose discussions to join or to ignore! By means of superhuman willpower, and with the aid of special support groups, it was possible to let others talk about whatever the f**k they wanted to and not join in! Not only that, but the hosts had provided a virtually limitless supply of threads. Enough for all.



As word spread, some people celebrated the good news and pledged to learn more about this mysterious, new technology. There were so many things to learn: the "scroll" feature was the most amazing tool of all. Those who mastered its use were eventually able to open virtually any thread without fear. If they discovered they'd been tricked into witnessing a political discussion, the non-political people could scroll through quickly, and would inevitably find an unblocked exit at one end of the thread.

Sorry not going to argue or anything just point out that these days no matter what topic one clicks on from what kind of fruit flavor are you to the latest crime spree to how long does it take to post a story politics are crammed down your throat and if it was done in a manner of civil debate I might not have grown so weary but since it always always always spins off into school yard name calling and general bitchery I don't want to be a part of it. Sometimes I just want to relax it's not that I don't care about politics it's that I don't care to see it every damn where I look it's unfair to force your beliefs on people and while I could scroll over pages upon pages upon pages of bickering ad nauseum I shouldn't have too. s of people got their panties in a bunch when the Mrs and I were at it all the time so out of respect for other peoples feelings we cut it down and try only fuck about in the fuck about type threads not because we were shamed or brow beat but because we're adults and not petulant children but I digress I may have just expected to much.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Once upon a time there was a non political thread....

 

[RenzaJones]

Re: Re: Re: Once upon a time there was a non political thread....

No politics from me.

How are you, the baby and Mrs. D?

the baby and I are fine

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Re: Re: Once upon a time there was a non political thread....

Sorry not going to argue or anything just point out that these days no matter what topic one clicks on from what kind of fruit flavor are you to the latest crime spree to how long does it take to post a story politics are crammed down your throat and if it was done in a manner of civil debate I might not have grown so weary but since it always always always spins off into school yard name calling and general bitchery I don't want to be a part of it. Sometimes I just want to relax it's not that I don't care about politics it's that I don't care to see it every damn where I look it's unfair to force your beliefs on people and while I could scroll over pages upon pages upon pages of bickering ad nauseum I shouldn't have too. s of people got their panties in a bunch when the Mrs and I were at it all the time so out of respect for other peoples feelings we cut it down and try only fuck about in the fuck about type threads not because we were shamed or brow beat but because we're adults and not petulant children but I digress I may have just expected to much.

You can tell you were pregnant. You've forgotten all about what periods are like.

I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry, but I just had to.

---dr.M.

 

[RenzaJones]

And yet I remember Pms. Funny that

 

[ffreak]

I knew I was gone too long. Baby? What baby? Fantastic! Best wishes for the most wonderful time of your life.

And in keeping with your wishes, a non-political statement... You've got my vote for the sexiest looking mom.

So if we're not going to talk about politics, can we talk about religion? Like which women we really prefer to worship? (I'm still trying to raise money to build that temple to the two Mrs. - I figure something simple and not too flashy. Is the Taj Mahal for sale?)

-FF (so is the baby registered at Bloomingdales or Saks? It could be anonymous as Baby D or is it Baby J?)