One sentince story

[Orlanth]

"Oh god lord, for what do you ask of me to do in fogivness?"

 

[MinkSoul]

And the Lord sayeth:"Hmmm... let me think... crusifixion?... naaa... been done... swallowed by a whale?... naa... Jonah'd be pissed... 40 days and 40....Nope... did that too... hmmm.... MeDamIt, all the good ones have been done already.... I'll have to get back to you on this one..."

 

[Orlanth]

"Oh god lord, you be the all mighty got who made heaven and earth, for you there is no time. For I demand to know now! Speak o' god lord, what shall you ask of me to do? Demand, speak, answer!"

 

[Guest]

No time, Damn cant answer!

 

[MinkSoul]

"Oh god lord, you be the all mighty got who made heaven and earth, for you there is no time. For I demand to know now! Speak o' god lord, what shall you ask of me to do? Demand, speak, answer!"

and the lord sayeth:"Demanding little bastard aint he?"

 

[MinkSoul]

Suddenly a Giant thumb comes down to try and crush Macbeth.

 

[Guest]

Suddenly a Giant thumb comes down to try and crush Macbeth.

Oh come on!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

OOC: *rolling on the floor laughing my ass off*
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The lightning crashes and horses are torn from thier roots as the wrath of a pissed diety seeks the impertinent buffoon.

 

[Orlanth]

"For a gaint thumb will not stop me, for I Macbeth is king!"

 

[Beaker]

Screw the thumb, Oh not like that you sicko!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Just then a scantily clad barbarian rides out of the flashing rain and proclaims to all "I is Cohen, prepare to die or be ravished (delete as appropriate)"

 

[Orlanth]

"oh unworthy barbian, unworthy openit. Be gone for! For you give me no challange!"

 

[Kuddles]

"Oh yeah! Well I am the Omipotent One and I will huff and I will puff and I will blow your steed down!"

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Cohen glances briefly at Macbeth, then removes his head from his body with a barely mutterd, "Fuck off git, I'm here for the girl".

 

[Orlanth]

"You do not scare the mighty Macbeth! For not even the perfedick lord can stop me!"

 

[Beaker]

Who said anything bout scaring, you just had your head taken off!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Cohen glances at the decapitated Macbeth, wonders breifly how he is still talking, then grabs the girl and rides off dramatically into the storm.

 

[Guest]

Tis but a scratch!

 

[Guest]

Come back and fight. Chicken!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Cohens voice thunders out of the gloom "I fart in your general direction."

 

[Orlanth]

Macbeths head returns to his body. The all mighty Macbeth is back! Hail Macbeth! "I have returned, for you pointless attempt to kill me has failed. For now I be twice the size I wasa, cometh forward dare boring knight, challange me for a dual, for which I shall cut you open from navil to mouth with thee mighty sord!"

 

[Guest]

"OhNo.....It's......TheBishop!"

 

[Orlanth]

"O' Bishop cometh forward and challange me! Or chicken you be and run like the other pity souls?"

 

[MinkSoul]

Aside to Macbeth....

"um....he's got an Uzi..."

 

[Orlanth]

"Uzi, smothy. For nothing shall kill the mighty Macbeth. Having my head taken from the flash of body body did not kill me, I put forward a challange to thous who ponder the thought that thy can kill me"