One thing you’d do if you were the opposite gender?

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

Call other men out for being misogynists and/or chauvinists.

 

[30bandits]

play with my boobs all day.

 

[KatieDoes]

I just re-read it four times and slowly and now I think I understand

sorry, not sure where I was coming from now that I get it

Yeah, I was poking fun at all of these ‘if I were a woman I’d choose to be alone, secluded, naked, vulnerable, with multiple unvetted potential predators and give them unfettered access to my body’


These dudes are going to turn into women on Friday, and be chopped to pieces in a series of shallow graves by Tuesday afternoon.

And blamed for their own demise, because ‘well, why did they put themselves in that situation?’

And have a less than 65% chance that they even got an orgasm first, for their troubles.

 

[Trubbycat]

Well it's better than saying I want to make 79 cents on the dollar that men get.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'd hit on curvy girls.

Awww....dammit...
Just what I need, more competition.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yeah, I was poking fun at all of these ‘if I were a woman I’d choose to be alone, secluded, naked, vulnerable, with multiple unvetted potential predators and give them unfettered access to my body’


These dudes are going to turn into women on Friday, and be chopped to pieces in a series of shallow graves by Tuesday afternoon.

And blamed for their own demise, because ‘well, why did they put themselves in that situation?’

And have a less than 65% chance that they even got an orgasm first, for their troubles.

Aaaaaand this is the point where the fun vampire comes in and takes everything too seriously.

Just enjoy the thread. Play with your newly granted penis for a day. It’s very fun. You’ll see they’re not all evil. But they are very controlling. They control your thoughts. Alllllllllll day.

 

[Trubbycat]

And night.

 

[KatieDoes]

LMAO....its overrated....LOL


This is an excellent point of which I am aware, but had not considered. I would need at least two months, then....right? Let's say three? (of course, and then, as people age, these things change too).

I honestly think I can probably do both...certainly the laughing part.
I'm already known amongst my friends (of both genders) of oversharing and...self awareness and self understanding (although I think it's more a case of "I've got them fooled").


I think here it's crucial to recognize that I'm assuming two things really, that it's only my "shell" that's changed (although that brings up a number of interesting issues) and that I am planning to return to my male "shell" and thus really in my thought process, it was mostly about gathering information. So, the idea of trying sex with man as a man wouldn't "help me" in anything I want/need to learn. I know how to please myself. I don't have any interest in pleasing any other men, so it wouldn't serve the purposes I was envisioning.

To be honest though, in thinking about taking a male lover (in a woman's body) I have to admit that it might be a challenge as I'm not really attracted to men (see initial assumption that my "self" hasn't changed (my interests, preferences, etc).

But your comment brings up a really interesting question. I am reasonably certain that I would be a different "self" were I in a female body. And how long would those changes take? If I stayed female for say three months? (note above) or six, or 12? Would I find that I changed? I mean certainly at some level, of course, I change with every new experience, but I'm thinking about more profound changes. I note the posts above by @may_I_please (you, since I'm replying to you) and @KatieDoes (and @Suntimefuntime ), which bring up the fact that living as a woman you interact with the world daily in a way that is quite different than I do. Carrying risks and problems that I don't face as a male. I'd like to think that - through a variety of life experiences - I've at least developed some empathy and understanding of that, but I am certain it's way different to actually live it.

So, were I to spend months as a woman, would my preferences for men develop? Change? Would my feelings about other women and my preferences for them change? I have no idea, but it's interesting to ponder.

Thanks @may_I_please , your comments on my post were awesome. As you said, "I love things I can get my teeth into!"

I think that’s why it’s pretty easy for women to tell when one of the fakes/men w fake profiles posing as women around here post. I’m probably not at 100%, but it’s pretty obvious to me when men message me pretending to be women. Just a few paragraphs back and forth and I’m like ‘Nah, that’s a guy. This is not someone that has the perspective of an actual woman’s We can just tell

 

[AlexBailey]

idk - because if I was a guy another thing I would do is have my own damn monster hog!

(I use to be a bit of a biker chic and I've ridden one by myself before okay but I was terrified I was going to drop it and not be able to pick it back up!)

I’d want a ride on the back of Mr. Liz’s hog, find out for myself why so many women love a good Harley ride.

 

[stickygirl]

Yeah, I was poking fun at all of these ‘if I were a woman I’d choose to be alone, secluded, naked, vulnerable, with multiple unvetted potential predators and give them unfettered access to my body’


These dudes are going to turn into women on Friday, and be chopped to pieces in a series of shallow graves by Tuesday afternoon.

And blamed for their own demise, because ‘well, why did they put themselves in that situation?’

And have a less than 65% chance that they even got an orgasm first, for their troubles.

I'd be one of the cops who rolls up at the dumpster, looks inside the roll of tarp and says to his buddy 'Yup, these dumb broads never learn. Lets go find some doughnuts and file the report'

Oooer... this took a dark turn!! Shall we get back to scratching my balls and lighting farts?

 

[cuppatea]

I’d fart, then blame it on someone else …

 

[Esslemont]

Be supportive, submissive and feminine.


Or, in other words, be a good woman.
Toss in a dash of cute, and I’d be damn near perfect.

 

[AlexBailey]

Be supportive, submissive and feminine.


Or, in other words, be a good woman.
Toss in a dash of cute, and I’d be damn near perfect.

So in other words, right now you have none of those qualities?

 

[KatieDoes]

So in other words, right now you have none of those qualities?

Does not possess them…. Or inspire them

 

[PersonalFavors]

This is a tough one. There is not much information. I'm a guy, do I have my thoughts? Wealth and comfort? Am I still a good cook? Entertained by the mundane?
Have I given birth?
Am I as open with my thoughts as I am now, which is much more so than she?
How did I learn/experience my first orgasm?
From the women I have been with that genuinely enjoyed blowing me.... I'd be really good at that.
As exciting as it was for me when my girl buried her face in a pretty twat... I'd do that for my man too. And at this age/maturity I let him fuck her too.
I would be more open to nudity in a sauna or whirlpool.
I would fart and find it funny too.
I would drive a car that accented my sexy appeal and not an SUV that made me look like a Mom controlled by her life.
I'd ask my husband if he ever saw his best friends dick? Erect?
I would tell him how perfect my best friends titties are. Ask if he liked my bush. Tease to no end but always have a reward.
I would be more in tune with equal rights, not taking advantage of obvious differences.
I would take advantage of my curves and appeal for personal and financial gain. One does not have to put out to be nice.
Depending on mood and environment my cleavage would be an ornament. No need for jewellery.
In a bikini if there were hair visible I would not be shamed.
Depending on my shape a little cameltoe or a great panty line would be visible when I wanted.
I would like to wear a short skirt or shear dress with no panties. I like to be naked now but can't ever do it as public as that!
I would expect him to make me as wet as I make him hard from time to time. Not that he always have to be the instigator.
I would not put him off every time he was the instigator. [Although I prefer her to start something, but it could be more frequent]
I wish she would let me attend when she goes to get waxed.
Oh wait. That is something what I want now...

 

[stickygirl]

This is a tough one. There is not much information. I'm a guy, do I have my thoughts? Wealth and comfort? Am I still a good cook? Entertained by the mundane?
Have I given birth?
Am I as open with my thoughts as I am now, which is much more so than she?
How did I learn/experience my first orgasm?
From the women I have been with that genuinely enjoyed blowing me.... I'd be really good at that.
As exciting as it was for me when my girl buried her face in a pretty twat... I'd do that for my man too. And at this age/maturity I let him fuck her too.
I would be more open to nudity in a sauna or whirlpool.
I would fart and find it funny too.
I would drive a car that accented my sexy appeal and not an SUV that made me look like a Mom controlled by her life.
I'd ask my husband if he ever saw his best friends dick? Erect?
I would tell him how perfect my best friends titties are. Ask if he liked my bush. Tease to no end but always have a reward.
I would be more in tune with equal rights, not taking advantage of obvious differences.
I would take advantage of my curves and appeal for personal and financial gain. One does not have to put out to be nice.
Depending on mood and environment my cleavage would be an ornament. No need for jewellery.
In a bikini if there were hair visible I would not be shamed.
Depending on my shape a little cameltoe or a great panty line would be visible when I wanted.
I would like to wear a short skirt or shear dress with no panties. I like to be naked now but can't ever do it as public as that!
I would expect him to make me as wet as I make him hard from time to time. Not that he always have to be the instigator.
I would not put him off every time he was the instigator. [Although I prefer her to start something, but it could be more frequent]
I wish she would let me attend when she goes to get waxed.
Oh wait. That is something what I want now...

Like any man, you failed at the first hurdle: you don't read instructions

 

[PersonalFavors]

Like any man, you failed at the first hurdle: you don't read instructions

I would never be a judgemental pontificate.

 

[stickygirl]

I would never be a judgemental pontificate.

Nor lose your sense of humour? It's only for fun

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm a guy and admit to being too impatient to read instructions.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Like any man, you failed at the first hurdle: you don't read instructions

I'm a guy and admit to being too impatient to read instructions.

I read instructions and my wife never does. She’s too impatient

But she does assume I should be able to read her mind. That’s not changing any time soon

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I read instructions and my wife never does. She’s too impatient

But she does assume I should be able to read her mind. That’s not changing any time soon

I think that's a wife thing. He should know me well enough to know what I'm thinking. It's not that hard. The answers are always queso, stab, cake. Not necessarily in that order.

 

[YourNewSecretary]

Give all my female employees a raise!

 

[PersonalFavors]

Nor lose your sense of humour? It's only for fun

It was fun. I enjoyed the thoughts. Wasn't just one thing.

 

[gga]

The answers are always queso, stab, cake.

And it's not listed there because we know your chocolate comes from other sources.

And no, I don't mean Fanny May.

 

[AmberLGreen]

And it's not listed there because we know your chocolate comes from other sources.

And no, I don't mean Fanny May.

Fanny may what?