One thing you’d do if you were the opposite gender?

[vibes]

do you know how many pair of black shoes I own? Different heel heights, styles….yeah …well,me neither but still

and I would love to see you wear each and every pair

but it's not the point of this thread (opened by you, btw)

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’d have boots, a pair of dress shoes, work shoes and sports shoes

and that would be it - 4 pairs

can you imagine the space

Or you would just have 20 pairs of shoes anyway but your feet will be gigantic so they take up your wifes closet space...

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

and I used to like you

do you know how many pair of black shoes I own? Different heel heights, styles….yeah …well,me neither but still

point made

See.... I don't need to be a woman to know that I couldn't handle this.

Women are strong in ways I can't comprehend.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Ah! Compare an average dildo to a Lit average dildo. Do those extra fanciful inches make a difference ??

Then? Test girth

 

[Shenanigans90]

IIWTOG then I would wait until my vehicle showed ten miles to empty before filling my tank.

 

[IndianaStevenJones]

Be the biggest whore working at a tittie bar.

 

[Trubbycat]

Assuming I got a nice new body, give it a sexual shakedown cruise. And nice clothes.

 

[may_I_please]

Get straight to scissoring.

I think you should be forced to keep your current sexual orientation

I’m just a bit evil like that

 

[cuppatea]

Buy that Princess Leia outfit.

 

[may_I_please]

Brutal. Just brutal.

In that case, I guess I’d get to riding.

You wouldn’t princess pillow?

 

[may_I_please]

Assuming the point of this thought experiment is to get the most out of your day as the opposite gender, there’s no time for being greedy.

Big question: When you go back, do you remember everything?

Absolutely every sensation

dont knock being a sex toy till you try it

 

[may_I_please]

Still scissoring @FormerAllStar ?

 

[KatieDoes]

My initial idea was that I’d go hiking and camping alone.

After reading this thread, it seems that I’d be more likely to wildly overestimate the fuckability of most men, while simultaneously dismissing the risks women experience just for existing.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I'd play with my boobs all the time. I could now but.. women boobs > man boobs lol

 

[may_I_please]

My initial idea was that I’d go hiking and camping alone.

After reading this thread, it seems that I’d be more likely to wildly overestimate the fuckability of most men, while simultaneously dismissing the risks women experience just for existing.

Did you really only just realise that doing anything alone is simply not safe for a woman?


thanks for the idea IIWTOG I’d go hiking and camping alone

 

[may_I_please]

I'd play with my boobs all the time. I could now but.. women boobs > man boobs lol

Truth

 

[cuppatea]

Wonder why no-one puts the seat down …

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I would fuck the male version of me daily. I dont know if that even makes any goddamn sense.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'd be the little spoon for once.

 

[KatieDoes]

Did you really only just realise that doing anything alone is simply not safe for a woman?


thanks for the idea IIWTOG I’d go hiking and camping alone

I think you misunderstood my post.

A lot.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

thanks for the idea IIWTOG I’d go hiking and camping alone

It's a life affirming experience.

By yourself...out in nature....no one but yourself to rely on....you can take in the beauty of nature without someone else yapping about it the whole time.

I've done in many times and I never get bored with it.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

So, I've given some actual thought to this. I saw the thread. I'm not claiming this an original idea of mine.
I think there are a few things I'd want to do.

I think first simply explore my own (now female) body. I know that's trite, but I've spent part of my adult life trying to figure out how to please women. It's difficult because the feedback loop is noisy (snicker, sometimes in a good way). This would be immediate and concrete. I know it's only one woman's body, and I know that women vary and differ in what they like, but the opportunity to learn one well, is fascinating. I'd experiment with all the toys too.

A second thing is that I would love to make some female friends and have "girl talk" about men. I think I'd gain a far better perspective on myself (as a man). I know, I can read some of that, but in particular, on men I know. E.g. make friends with my friends wives/girlfriends/lovers.

I think I would want to take two lovers. A male and a female. Perhaps it's obvious why a male: very similar to the explore my own body, I'd love to learn what it feels like to be with a man. What works, what doesn't. A similar thing with another woman. I think she'd likely be more experienced and thus able to teach me about my own body (as a woman), but also about hers. I think I'd learn a lot from being in a lesbian relationship.

All of this is predicated on an assumption that I'm eventually going to return to my male body to live the rest of my life.

 

[may_I_please]

I think you misunderstood my post.

A lot.

I just re-read it four times and slowly and now I think I understand

sorry, not sure where I was coming from now that I get it

 

[may_I_please]

So, I've given some actual thought to this. I saw the thread. I'm not claiming this an original idea of mine.
I think there are a few things I'd want to do.

I love things I can get my teeth into

I think first simply explore my own (now female) body. I know that's trite, but I've spent part of my adult life trying to figure out how to please women.

seems fair, I think most women would want to masturbate, and helicopter

It's difficult because the feedback loop is noisy (snicker, sometimes in a good way). This would be immediate and concrete. I know it's only one woman's body, and I know that women vary and differ in what they like, but the opportunity to learn one well, is fascinating.

your issue would be that reactions and sensations also change dependent on hormonal profile which changes throughout the month. So you might get it for then and there but check back in a week and you’re out of luck

I'd experiment with all the toys too.

toys, yes toys. Toys are good

A second thing is that I would love to make some female friends and have "girl talk" about men. I think I'd gain a far better perspective on myself (as a man). I know, I can read some of that, but in particular, on men I know. E.g. make friends with my friends wives/girlfriends/lovers.

be prepared to be absolutely brutally honest about yourself as well as the man, and be prepared to laugh…hard

I think I would want to take two lovers. A male and a female. Perhaps it's obvious why a male: very similar to the explore my own body, I'd love to learn what it feels like to be with a man. What works, what doesn't. A similar thing with another woman. I think she'd likely be more experienced and thus able to teach me about my own body (as a woman), but also about hers. I think I'd learn a lot from being in a lesbian relationship.

would you learn as much from being in a gay relationship, and if so why not try it?

All of this is predicated on an assumption that I'm eventually going to return to my male body to live the rest of my life.

yes, we’d miss you as a man

 

[may_I_please]

It's a life affirming experience.

By yourself...out in nature....no one but yourself to rely on....you can take in the beauty of nature without someone else yapping about it the whole time.

I've done in many times and I never get bored with it.

I have a tendency to move away and sit and absorb.

I need peace and it’s much better sitting on a rock gazing out to sea or on a hillside.

but, sadly, not safe