One thing you’d do if you were the opposite gender?

[Lord Pmann]

I'd try to spell my name into the snow with pee

I’ve done this. It’s as satisfying as you might imagine.

However, the perfectionist in me is driven crazy by the inability to finish my name without some stray spots in the snow. Like, you can’t just stop it and not have some rogue droplets. Plus, it’s more difficult to navigate because it’s cold out and… shrinkage. So, now you try writing your name in the snow holding only a 12” dong and it’s not easy.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’ve done this. It’s as satisfying as you might imagine.

However, the perfectionist in me is driven crazy by the inability to finish my name without some stray spots in the snow. Like, you can’t just stop it and not have some rogue droplets. Plus, it’s more difficult to navigate because it’s cold out and… shrinkage. So, now you try writing your name in the snow holding only a 12” dong and it’s not easy.

The things you do for art!

I'd be willing to at least give it a go.

I'd be doing whirly birds in the cold. Oh, this could be fun.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I'd go to a tailor and have a custom suit made, with all the trimmings. Hell, I'd have an entire wardrobe done up. Hat, coat, shoes, kilts!

Then I'd wear the fuck out of those clothes. Even on Casual Friday.

A small knife in your sock too? A sporan?

 

[Bbl87]

I would jump up and down naked to see if it feels as funny as it looks

It can. Temperature matters. If it's nice and warm, and the berries have plenty of slack to dangle, they can get alot of bounce.

 

[MrZeno]

Starve because I’m too busy playing with my tits.

 

[shybutobscene]

Finally find that damn g-spot

 

[Sweet_b19]

I need to know whos orgasm is better, thats all

 

[deft]

I need to know whos orgasm is better, thats all

Always the female, because more

 

[stickygirl]

I could ignore the satnav's suggestion to make a U-turn

 

[stickygirl]

I could use a crisp packet as a contraceptive

 

[may_I_please]

I’d get turned on just by an image

 

[stickygirl]

I could feel like a 21st century man, swing by the check-out with tampons without saying 'They're not for me'

 

[cathyk1980]

i honestly would like to know what it feels like to have a cock, to understand how it feels, and why it turns off a mans brains and reason

 

[DirtyMarine]

i honestly would like to know what it feels like to have a cock, to understand how it feels, and why it turns off a mans brains and reason

Same, but what it's like to have a cunt. A clit. Tits. I don't think I'd get anything done. I'd be playing with myself all the time. It turns me on to play with them now. I can't imagine.

 

[Nevyn_Black]

I would like to know what its like to have people pay attention to me. I know that the attention is often negative, or unwanted, or from unwanted people. But still, for a day I would like to have people notice me.

 

[munch2much]

I would like to know what its like to have people pay attention to me. I know that the attention is often negative, or unwanted, or from unwanted people. But still, for a day I would like to have people notice me.

Well if it helps, I notice you.

Not quite the same as being noticed by the beautiful ladies of Lit, admittedly

 

[Nevyn_Black]

Well if it helps, I notice you.

Not quite the same as being noticed by the beautiful ladies of Lit, admittedly

Thanks. But I don't just mean in a sexual way. Women get noticed and paid attention to and it is not just their bodies. People (both males and females) tend to be very solicitous of women. They check up on them. If a woman is lonely, others tend to invite them out, introduce them to other people, make an effort to aleviate that solitude. That has been what I witnessed anyway.

 

[cuppatea]

Thanks. But I don't just mean in a sexual way. Women get noticed and paid attention to and it is not just their bodies. People (both males and females) tend to be very solicitous of women. They check up on them. If a woman is lonely, others tend to invite them out, introduce them to other people, make an effort to aleviate that solitude. That has been what I witnessed anyway.

It’s true. Sadly.

 

[may_I_please]

I’d be one size in clothes and it would be in inches so make sense

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I would not create alts.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Probably wear fluffy bedroom slippers. The ones with a heel strap so they easily come off.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

Do I get to be taller?

 

[default24]

Do I get to be taller?

Depends, how tall are you?

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

Depends, how tall are you?

5'2"

 

[default24]

5'2"

That's plenty!
More importantly, how tall are you on your knees?
I'm truly kidding, that height is perfect, darlin