One thing you’d do if you were the opposite gender?

[Wifejen86]

Gain the ability to ask for Directions

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'd run my fingers seductively through my hair while in public...after all, it's been many a moon since I could touch any hair on top of my dome...

 

[Cindy027]

Write my name in the snow while peeing.

 

[vibes]

Write my name in the snow while peeing.

Good call, I have never thought of it, I shall give a try

For me, I guess get pregnant: it's said to be an incredible journey (if all is well)

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Try out the couch in the women's restroom...

 

[AmberLGreen]

Try on wigs

Merkin?

 

[BongoGal]

Am I just limited to one thing? If so, I'd have to choose between receiving a blowjob and jerking off. Knowing me, I think I'd just settle back and play with myself and see how the other half lives.

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

I’d become invisible in meetings at work and wait for a male colleague to explain my ideas back to me

 

[AlexBailey]

I’d get looked at by more guys like a piece of meat instead of like a freak.

 

[Pad_Foot]

I think this multiple orgasm ability would stop me from doing anything else for about a week

 

[may_I_please]

Am I just limited to one thing? If so, I'd have to choose between receiving a blowjob and jerking off. Knowing me, I think I'd just settle back and play with myself and see how the other half lives.

You’re a man now, you do what you want

also would go for the BJ, judging purely by the noises

 

[may_I_please]

I think this multiple orgasm ability would stop me from doing anything else for about a week

Multiple and escalating and plain old orgasms. In different body places, feel different

oh and no refractory period

 

[Tedfkats]

Multiple and escalating and plain old orgasms. In different body places, feel different

oh and no refractory period

Can't. Even. Imagine.

 

[AlexBailey]

I’d finally be a real tomboy

 

[LoveLiving]

Learn to paint the nails of my right hand with my left

You can pay people to do that

 

[LoveLiving]

Cross my legs without smashing my testicles in between my legs.

You mean get pleasure from crossing your legs instead of pain?

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

Buy more cushions than you can fit on a couch and invest in enough candles to light a town if there’s a power cut

 

[LoveLiving]

Sorry, but I have a list
1 Ask my wife if she’s a lesbian
2 Find a husband if the answer to #1 doesn’t work out.
3 Masturbate and video myself. That video will be handy for when I change back.
4 Send a memo about my change to all the beautiful lesbians on Lit.

 

[munch2much]

Say “well if you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you.” And soon after, “I shouldn’t have to tell you.”

Obviously, ever since we met I will have been telling him that women are much better communicators

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

Multitask

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

don’t forget temperatures

psst..men can use toys designed for women

Well, yes, but I only have one place to put them in. In this scenario I'd have two, and they'd both have things in them.

 

[may_I_please]

Well, yes, but I only have one place to put them in. In this scenario I'd have two, and they'd both have things in them.

But you can put them on as well as in can’t you?

 

[stickygirl]

I'd know the appropriate response to 'Whatever'

 

[may_I_please]

I’d get to say “stop nagging” when I’m reminded to do the thing I agreed to do 6 months ago

 

[Lord Pmann]

You mean get pleasure from crossing your legs instead of pain?

Is this a thing?!? Why don’t I know this?