One thing you’d do if you were the opposite gender?

[Lord Pmann]

You’re a man now, you do what you want

also would go for the BJ, judging purely by the noises

This is good advice. Go with the blowjob.

 

[may_I_please]

This is good advice. Go with the blowjob.

Nailed it

 

[Nevyn_Black]

Start an Onlyfans and be so fucking filthy (due to knowing intimately what men want and are willing to pay for) That I become a millionaire in a month or two.

 

[may_I_please]

Start an Onlyfans and be so fucking filthy (due to knowing intimately what men want and are willing to pay for) That I become a millionaire in a month or two.

Yeah now I’m intrigued

 

[Nevyn_Black]

Yeah now I’m intrigued

PM for more, have credit card ready.

 

[alwaysaway]

I'd sit in a public place and manspread.

You know, for the ladies.

Much better choice than mansplaining.

 

[LoveLiving]

Is this a thing?!? Why don’t I know this?

Just a second. Let me try it.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Much better choice than mansplaining.

That's next on the agenda.

 

[may_I_please]

Just a second. Let me try it.

Open or closed, just kegel

 

[Mo_Bandy]

You know you are going to try and suck your own nipples too

Marilyn Manson removed his ribs for that kinda dumb shit.

 

[ydahecnot]

Avoid becoming a titty dancer or soccer mom

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Go new car shopping by myself and get a genuinely good deal without too much trouble.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Go new car shopping by myself and get a genuinely good deal without too much trouble.

Go car shopping by myself and blow the salesman to get a really good deal.
(I am SO fucking just kidding...




I'd fuck his brains out...)

 

[Lord Pmann]

Much better choice than mansplaining.

Let me tell you why mansplaining is the better choice…

 

[may_I_please]

I’d get man flu

 

[DarkSollat]

Like you really had to ask

 

[munch2much]

I’d ask him “does my bum (ass) look big in this?” while trying on under-sized clothes. Just to watch him lie through his teeth rather than risking incurring my wrath.

 

[may_I_please]

I’d raise and eyebrow to end an argument

far less effort than a boob flash

 

[tedsbeds]

I'll become an avowed lesbian. So much easier to be a rug muncher when you have the same equipment.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Start an OnlyFans ro make money off my over active pervyness

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'd go to a tailor and have a custom suit made, with all the trimmings. Hell, I'd have an entire wardrobe done up. Hat, coat, shoes, kilts!

Then I'd wear the fuck out of those clothes. Even on Casual Friday.

 

[LoveLiving]

Just a second. Let me try it.

Can’t remember. Was that “fingers crossed” or “legs crossed”?

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Can’t remember. Was that “fingers crossed” or “legs crossed”?

Pee standing up!

 

[munch2much]

Pee standing up!

Just use a Shewee or whatever it’s called

I enjoy the thrill of being able to find things!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'd try to spell my name into the snow with pee