OOC: D&Der/fantasy swap (Casting & Discussion)

[Ravenloft]

Put your hands down Ivory, yeesh. Its just a pop-gun shotgun. Do you really think I would give that crasy person a real weapon? Honestly! Its bad enough he waves that fallen whisker around like he does all the time...

Don't fret Kalika, you're only 44 posts away from your avatar, thats what, like two pages of thread...

 

[Kalika84]

That is a goods point Raven. I also realised I was talking to myself which possibly is worse

 

[Ravenloft]

Could be worse, you could be ANSWERING yourself...

 

[Kalika84]

Again another good point However I could have been doing that silently in my head and no one would know *evil laugh* *choke* *splutter* yeah that didnt work lol

 

[cats]

Evil never does. *Has a good laugh*

 

[IvorySands]

'Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.'

 

[Ravenloft]

"Why did you sting me? Now we will both die!" The tortoise lamented to the scorpion on his shell. "I couldn't help it, it's just my nature..." The scorpion replied...

 

[IvorySands]

QUOTE "Clayton sat back and let the party share a bit of chit chat while he rolled a few dice behind his screen. He checked the dice results against a random encounter table and frowned.

"Just then, in the middle of your morning meal, a large man bursts into the common room of the Inn you've all been staying at. He is wearing piece meal armor, with a large spiked shoulder pad. He is missing his left eye where a nasty scar marrs his flesh, and he hefts a spiked mallet, pointing it at your table, bellowing: "Yous! It was yous what stolen me gold!" and with that, he swings his mallet in a viscious circle over his head. Initiatives guys..." END QUOTE

So, are we really rolling? Because I haven't even done stats yet. Or are we just supposed to make something probable up? *confused look*

 

[Ravenloft]

Just make something probable up, unless you really want to take the time to roll for real. Eather way... I'm easy.

 

[cats]

I made up my roll, it was a one.

 

[Ravenloft]

Boy cats, your imagination must hate you. LOL!

 

[cats]

Don't worry I plan to roll a 21 next time. I figure if you get that with a d20 you've won already.

 

[Ravenloft]

Heeeeey... How do you get a twenty one on a single die twenty???

 

[cats]

Rolling skill.

Its just like how when you play the game were you run over people with your car for points, you win if you hit the pregnant monk.

 

[IvorySands]

A pregnant monk might just be the rarest thing in the world. Or the most prolific and they just hide it well.

 

[Ravenloft]

Depends on the monk's flavor, is it a christian monk, a buddhist monk, or a hare krishna?

 

[cats]

Its the eunuch kind.

 

[Ravenloft]

Actually, Cats, Monks don't get their wee wee's cut off, they just abjure the company of women... And even then, there is a class of monks that still get to have sex...

 

[cats]

You see your changing the kind of monk that I am talking about. Which I suppose is embarrassing since once its in play you aren't suppose to change it. If I may suggest. I come into a bar and you say nice hat, I can not respond by saying I am not wearing a hat. Instead I can take it off and never wear a hat again, or even pull it off and have it vanish in a puff of smoke. But I digress, you should know these things since you wrote the forum rules and the above example if memory serves me right.

 

[Ravenloft]

*Throws a fire ball at Cats for throwing my rules back in my face.*

Run little kitty, run! Or your whiskers will get scortched!

 

[cats]

*Sits back and takes the fire.* Come now Raven every ones its water and not fire that disturbs cats.

 

[Ravenloft]

Blast your bizzaro logic! It confounds me every time!

 

[cats]

Could be worse it could be saduku, or as it was called back in the 70s, before it became an ancient Asian puzzle, magic squares.

 

[cats]

Hey Raven, when is the swap going to happen?

 

[Ravenloft]

...Shortly? *Hiding my panic behind the dm screen.