OOC - League of Ultimate Villany

[Dizzyfish]

XD Pyramid head. I was thinking
of people creating their characters
and their own... special monster
that follows them around. <3

 

[DeathsKnight]

Think it's time to kill somebody.

 

[TimberRattler]

But being the human/hero is so boring. I wanna rape mannequin creatures.

 

[Dizzyfish]

-taps chin- I could always
have him to light some fire
under people. Okay. If I ever
make it, you can TOTALLY be
Pyramid Head and go on a
murdering spree. :3

 

[TimberRattler]

• .. •
^^^

 

[TimberRattler]

In other news. Apparently I scared away a new poster in the AmPic and have upset several people. Yay me!

 

[DeathsKnight]

Go Timber Go Timber Go Timber YAY

 

[Dizzyfish]

You.... scared someone away on
THIS forum posting place? The place
where it turns people on to fuck
pregnant women or get a woman
pregnant? The place where having
sex with your father in story form
is totally second nature?

....... I find that hard to believe....
honestly............

 

[TimberRattler]

Believe it

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=754638




Apparently no one appreciates humor anymore.

 

[Dizzyfish]

I thought that was hilarious.
Or maybe, instead of everyone
believing she was all nervous
and, "Scared off," that she was
a fake person and stole someone
else's pictures. That's always a
more plausible reason than, "I was
too nervous," but was able to post
pictures of myself naked to
strangers on the internet....

So along with the humor, where is
all the intelligence?

 

[TimberRattler]

Good point.

 

[Dizzyfish]

Did someone say point?
-holds up large butcher's knife-

 

[TimberRattler]

I love Netflix on demand. Just watched A Room in Rome. Great movie.

 

[DeathsKnight]

Bwhahahahahahahaha you scared the living daylights out of her. Fun fun fun

 

[TimberRattler]

-snatches butcher knife from Dizzy and runs around the boards-

IT'S PLAYTIME BITCHES!

 

[Dizzyfish]

-cocks the shot gun and points-
You are gonna give the knife back,
nice and slow... nice........and......
steady. (Yeah buddy. Hella awesome)

 

[TimberRattler]

Nyah Nyah, can't catch me.


Serpentine serpentine

 

[Dizzyfish]

-gathers up the .22 with a high powered
scope-

Oh... is that so?
-cocks and Aims-

 

[TimberRattler]

-winks, blows a kiss and runs like hell with a smile on my face-

 

[TimberRattler]

P.S. Don't make me break out the persuader.

 

[Dizzyfish]

This is time for the big guns.
-pulls out rocket launcher
with Tim seeking rocket,
cocks, then aims- Laser
targeting activated. XD

What's the persuader?

 

[TimberRattler]

The Persuader would be my 12.5" barreled, registered SBR, AR-10 rifle. As in "This should persuade you to keep your tweaker ass off my property"

There's a huge meth problem in my neighborhood. So when I moved in I had to inform the neighbors that I had just gotten out of the Army and that thanks to Uncle Sam I:

A. Am well versed in the controlled application of violence

B. Have a few screws loose

C. Have an itchy trigger finger

D. Actually don't give a shit what they put in their bodies, cook in their labs, or sell in the neighborhood so long as it doesn't become my problem

E. Will visit murderous amounts of hurt on them if they make it my problem



Of course next to that rocket launcher, The Persuader doesn't seem so persuasive

 

[Dizzyfish]

LMFAO! You totally crack me up.
I love it. XD -puts away R.L-
I shant be needing it. You serve
no real purpose to me dead.

 

[TimberRattler]

That and I'd totally get resurrected as Pyramid Head and do bad things to you

 

[Dizzyfish]

-wags finger back and forth-
You cannot destroy the Mistress
of all Evil. She does not like that.
How can she murder more innocent
Mayor's daughters while raping them
if you have Mr. I have a huge thing on
my Head and am able to Walk Still, come
rip off her clothes and skin and throw them
at church walls?

That's anti-productive sir.