OOC: YOU MIGHT BE A GAMER IF...
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Renegade
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Don't you just hate it when that happens? lol
"Hey, did you hear about what happened to...... oh, nevermind."
"What were you going to say?"
"Forget it, it wasn't that important."
"Tell me anyways."
"I said forget it!"
"Why did you bring it up if it wasn't that important?"
"I don't want to talk about it."
Grrrr! That happens way too often around these parts.
Don't you just hate it when that happens? lol
"Hey, did you hear about what happened to...... oh, nevermind."
"What were you going to say?"
"Forget it, it wasn't that important."
"Tell me anyways."
"I said forget it!"
"Why did you bring it up if it wasn't that important?"
"I don't want to talk about it."
Grrrr! That happens way too often around these parts.
Ravenloft
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Yeah, but like my granny says, what's a good plate with nothing on it?
No, wait, that wasn't it...
Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free?
No, no... That's not it either...
Oh yes!
Fuck em if they can't take a joke! ...And break their window!
Course she became a lesbien on her 70th birthday, but that's beside the point...
Er... Ren... Help me... They are all bluring together! That CAN'T be good!!!
No, wait, that wasn't it...
Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free?
No, no... That's not it either...
Oh yes!
Fuck em if they can't take a joke! ...And break their window!
Course she became a lesbien on her 70th birthday, but that's beside the point...
Er... Ren... Help me... They are all bluring together! That CAN'T be good!!!
Renegade
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Ravenloft
Well, one time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Ren, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
*looks over at you* Oh, and I'm not sexy. I'm just drawn that way. Tee Hee.
Well, one time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Ren, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
*looks over at you* Oh, and I'm not sexy. I'm just drawn that way. Tee Hee.
KillerMuffin
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*smacks Ravenloft* Quit teasing me.
KillerMuffin
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*snort* I had a hamster named the Flying Britches of Thunder once.
*smacks Ravenloft* You know very well where my proclivities lay.l
*smacks Ravenloft* You know very well where my proclivities lay.l
Neale
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OOoookay.
So, in keeping with the theme of the thread, it would seem that 'You might be a gamer if...' you flirt in an hilariously homosexual fashion with guys as studly as yourself. Hmm... dunno. Think you guys are just two Manly Men, too Manly for me...
So, in keeping with the theme of the thread, it would seem that 'You might be a gamer if...' you flirt in an hilariously homosexual fashion with guys as studly as yourself. Hmm... dunno. Think you guys are just two Manly Men, too Manly for me...
Ravenloft
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MANly!
*Entoned in a rather odd MANner!*
MAN oh MAN, there I was, picking at a MANdolin, drinking MANdarin orange slice, scratching at my fo MAN cho, watching reruns of MANic's, all while setting in my MANsion! I should be taken away in MANicals!
*Entoned in a rather odd MANner!*
MAN oh MAN, there I was, picking at a MANdolin, drinking MANdarin orange slice, scratching at my fo MAN cho, watching reruns of MANic's, all while setting in my MANsion! I should be taken away in MANicals!
Neale
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Let us not go there... it is a silly place.
The eMANations from your MANifold must have MANipulated your MANner, you roMANtic, you. No huMAN could resist becoming your leMAN, or even your MANservant... Please, MANifest your hieroMANtic power, and take us away...
The eMANations from your MANifold must have MANipulated your MANner, you roMANtic, you. No huMAN could resist becoming your leMAN, or even your MANservant... Please, MANifest your hieroMANtic power, and take us away...
KillerMuffin
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Okay, since you have no idea what my proclivities actually are. Ravenloft darlin, go here: KillerMuffin's Profile, scroll down a bit to the part where it says Fetishes: and there it is in black and white cyberspace.
It is becoming clearer now yes?
It is becoming clearer now yes?
Ravenloft
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*Grinning*
Oh... Renny Poo... I be waiting for you mon amie. Oh ho ho, it tis useless to be running from me like that me pretty! For when I catch you, and don't doubt that I will, I will hug you, and kiss you, and bath you with my tongue! OooOOOoooOOOoooOOO!
*Poof, he's gone, or he never was, either way, makes little diference.*
You don't suppose he's playing hard to get now do you?
I am still COMING for you mine pretty! Oh yes I am! Ohhh!
Oh... Renny Poo... I be waiting for you mon amie. Oh ho ho, it tis useless to be running from me like that me pretty! For when I catch you, and don't doubt that I will, I will hug you, and kiss you, and bath you with my tongue! OooOOOoooOOOoooOOO!
*Poof, he's gone, or he never was, either way, makes little diference.*
You don't suppose he's playing hard to get now do you?
I am still COMING for you mine pretty! Oh yes I am! Ohhh!
Always
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*grins and picks up Ravenloft in one hand and Renegade in the other* now play nice boys, and don't leave the rest of us out, or I'll have to banish you from the Easter Orgy!!
and i posted something to the wrong thread - so as i said, ignore the idiot. Me.
Watashi wa baka! *winks*
and i posted something to the wrong thread - so as i said, ignore the idiot. Me.
Watashi wa baka! *winks*
KillerMuffin
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Well drat.
*Stomps off thread pouting*
*Stomps off thread pouting*
Ravenloft
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I do the jerking pretty well on my own Ren, and it wasn't anything personal when I shot you, I was just trying to keep the appearances of being a dreadfully evil overlord, we can't be lax in anything you know... We gotta commit random acts of violence and murder from time to time or else the hot sex demon babes might thing me weak or something... When the only thing that keeps them at bay is thinking that my cock can put a hole through their heads at twenty paces I couldn't affored to let you live, now when they were watching...
KillerMuffin
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*tries to look innocent* you could always get some revenge. you know, tie him up and well, you know
KillerMuffin
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OR... you could go post on the gamer thread Rennypiddles. That would really show Ravenloft the whatfor.
