Oral Sex between two virgins???

[Emerson40]

My friend called me and the plan is tomorrow shes pick me up from school and We're going to go to her place. She wants me to shave my balls. How do I do that without cutting myself?!

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*Warning* - If your friend does this, her ghine-ghine may taste like bar-b-q chicken.

 

[Lord Pmann]

My friend called me and the plan is tomorrow shes pick me up from school and We're going to go to her place. She wants me to shave my balls. How do I do that without cutting myself?!

There are a few different ways. The best way I found is a combination of several different things. I always use Icy Hot when shaving my scrote. It raises and lifts the hairs and works better than anything else. Also, I find that the duller the razor, the easier it is

Electric razors work really well on scrotes.

 

[DarkPleasures]

Sure, sure. Happens all the time round these parts.

And it sure as hell happens with the plague known as Billy a lot.

 

[Aphro]

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*Warning* - If your friend does this, her ghine-ghine may taste like bar-b-q chicken.

Fuck me...what the HELL is she doing?!?!

 

[Que]

My friend called me and the plan is tomorrow shes pick me up from school and We're going to go to her place. She wants me to shave my balls. How do I do that without cutting myself?!

Down a coupla red-bulls for courage and be sure and use an ole' fashioned straight razor!

 

[Emerson40]

Fuck me...what the HELL is she doing?!?!

Revealing the power and magic of the pooh-nannie.




Just look at that mushroom cloud of pubic hair and shaving cream.

That room must've smelled like a Super Clips burned down in it.

 

[tonguedancer]

Fuck me...what the HELL is she doing?!?!

I agree. I looked at that and said, "Jesus and I thought I had seen everything or at least heard of it." This looks like napalm foam or something. Help me out here. As much as I like to think that I've tried or would like to try almost anything, do NOT add this to my bucket list.

 

[GrrlFriday]

My friend called me and the plan is tomorrow shes pick me up from school and We're going to go to her place. She wants me to shave my balls. How do I do that without cutting myself?!

It could be helpful to trim first - as it's easier to shave stubble than a bush.

 

[hilton1958]

Me and my friend talked about it. She insured me that nothing will come between us if we have sex.

So your friend "insured" you did she? So how does that work? She took out a policy against something coming between you if you had sex?

 

[Lord Pmann]

So your friend "insured" you did she? So how does that work? She took out a policy against something coming between you if you had sex?

Lloyd's of London will insure anything.

 

[Eilan]

I'm pretty sure an unwashed vagina smells like Indian food.

Nah. Notes of saffron and a hint of lavender, just like The Most Interesting Man in the World's morning breath.

 

[MaidenFag]

And another thing! Since me and my friend are virgins is there a possibility of getting a STD if she gives me Oral Sex? She says that she has never had sex with anyone, And she always brushes her teeth good. I in the other hand keep my penis very clean and never had sex. I know that it's safer to use a condom. But if my friend just gives me oral will I catch or give diseases? Plus what about if I ejaculate in her mouth would that do anything???

You and your girlfriend may get STD, because STD can be transmitted through other types of contact, not only by sex, so your GF might get it even when she is a virgin.

 

[Aquagal]

I want to know how this little love fest turned out. Billy got so brave now he wants to Skype strange chicks.

 

[Emerson40]

I want to know how this little love fest turned out. Billy got so brave now he wants to Skype strange chicks.

I suspect he just wants to present his fresh, bald balls to unsuspecting ladies.

It's like when you get a new car. You just wanna cruise around the block a few times, let everyone have a look-see.

My friend called me and the plan is tomorrow shes pick me up from school and We're going to go to her place. She wants me to shave my balls. How do I do that without cutting myself?!

 

[SillyBilly1993]

It didn't work out. I was to do it.

 

[SillyBilly1993]

I meant I was scared to do it

 

[Aquagal]

I meant I was scared to do it

So you never got them shaved?

You were too scared, but not too scared to Skype?

 

[SillyBilly1993]

For me there's a difference between having sex with a friend of mine Which could lead into a very awkward situation and masturbating on Skype to a complete stranger whom I'm never gonna have to meet in the future

 

[SillyBilly1993]

And no I didn't get them shaved because I changed my mind

 

[Que]

For me there's a difference between having sex with a friend of mine Which could lead into a very awkward situation and masturbating on Skype to a complete stranger whom I'm never gonna have to meet in the future

I'm Going to ignore the twang of my radar there Billy and give you some genuine advice.

Although I think you probably might be right to go with your gut about whether or not it might be awkward with that particular friend if there wasn't a similar level of mutual attraction... what I wanted to talk to you about was the concept of whether with a stranger would be in some way moe comfortable or emotionally safer.

In my experience strangers are not less anxiety provoking. In my opinion sexual interaction is always enhanced if there is some kind of underlying bond... something that you share. It doesn't necessarily have to be a lifetime thing but I would thank you probably aren't in any particular rush and you might as well make your first time at whatever you do fun fulfilling and memorable.


I know that a lot of people with perhaps a bit more experience than you report of in that a little strange is pretty exciting. & I get that there is nothing more exciting than exploring and finding out about somebody new.

It's just that if you got extra anxiety of the whole thing is new to you I don't know that's a lot of new at one time.

With a stranger you don't have anything to fall back on or laugh about during or take a break to explore.... it's just on. Or its not.

 

[Vixandra]

My friend called me and the plan is tomorrow shes pick me up from school and We're going to go to her place. She wants me to shave my balls. How do I do that without cutting myself?!

Get a women's razor and shaving gel. Or a straight edge and cayanne BBQ sauce if you're feeling skilled.

Shave like your face but with marbles inside.

Or, grab some wax and rip those offensively natural hairs out.

Get a buddy to help, it'll be a bonding moment.

 

[ShavedGuyFor69]

First, if you plan on having fun with someone else and you are hiding it from your gf you don't deserve either girl

Second, shave from belly button down. use electric clippers first to mow down the long hair, then use a razor you would use on your face(dispose of after) with shaving gel the night prior to fun.

Again, unless you are honest with your partner you shouldn't do anything. You are young and will date other people, don't be the guy to hurt a girl like that

 

[Elixxxher]

Maybe try something a bit less intrusive like getting naked and have her give you a hand job while you rub her pussy and tits. Let things develop from there. If you are really worried about a disease the go to the doc and get a paper that says you are both OK before doing anything.

 

[Elixxxher]

My friend called me and the plan is tomorrow shes pick me up from school and We're going to go to her place. She wants me to shave my balls. How do I do that without cutting myself?!

Use a new razor, pull the skin taunt and be very careful. After, ask to shave her pussy.

 

[Noor]

SillyBilly, you made the right choice. Now go read up on sex, real sex and relationships.

Lovers can be a dime a dozen but true friends are hard to find.