Oral Sex: Good for you!

[Liar]

Oral Sex: Good for you!

IF

The giver knows what the hell they're doing. Otherwise, I'd rather watch football.

You can do both, you know. The tv might get a little blurry if the oral is good though.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You can do both, you know. The tv might get a little blurry if the oral is good though.

Oh no, if the oral is good, I see nothing but stars.



~lucky

 

[Liar]

Oh no, if the oral is good, I see nothing but stars.



~lucky

And if it's great, you'll be blind for days.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

And if it's great, you'll be blind for days.

How'd you know?

~lucky

 

[Liar]

How'd you know?

~lucky

I hand out canes on occation.

 

[Pornofan420]

Scientific Proof!!!

Giving head and swallowing cum helps prevent breast cancer in women. No, for real.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

 

[Xelebes]

Tri ??? Try DECathalon!

Is there such thing as a Dodecathlon? How about a Deutathlon?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You can do both, you know. The tv might get a little blurry if the oral is good though.

I was once harshly scolded for attempting to give my bf oral during the superbowl. It's not like he couldn't still watch the game!

 

[cantdog]

PornoFan, this rocks! I don't care if it's real or not, even! It would rock either way!

Wooo hoo!

 

[Pornofan420]

PornoFan, this rocks! I don't care if it's real or not, even! It would rock either way!

Wooo hoo!

The article is for real. I assume CNN is not in the habit of leaving up blow-job pranks on their site.

Besides, it's already been shown that pot can help you win a gold medal.

 

[impressive]

The article is for real. I assume CNN is not in the habit of leaving up blow-job pranks on their site.

The first thing that popped into my mind is a study that came out a few years back about lesbian women having a higher incidence of breast cancer. At the time, it was linked to the likelihood that most lesbian women had not breast fed (which supposedly decreases a woman's risk).

The second thing that popped into my mind was poor John Edwards.

 

[Edward Teach]

Re: Scientific Proof!!!

Giving head and swallowing cum helps prevent breast cancer in women. No, for real.

This is untrue and a so called joke.

There is nothing funny about breast cancer, I can assure you. My wife is recovering from it.




http://www.cancer.org/docroot/MED/content/MED_6_1x_Fellatio__Breast_Cancer.asp?sitearea=MED

Fellatio & Breast Cancer

Rumor:
In October 2003, an article looking very much as though it appeared on CNN.com began showing up on in email boxes and the Web, quoting a North Carolina State University study that found fellatio could significantly decrease a woman’s risk of breast cancer. The article even quoted a “Dr. Len Lictepeen,” who was identified as deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society.

Fact:

Len Lichtenfeld, MD, the real acting deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, was as surprised as anyone by the appearance of the article. Since the article appeared, its author, Brandon Williamson, a student at NC State, has told media outlets he created the page as a spoof, sent it to a few friends, and posted it on an NC State Web site. A few weeks later, it got picked up by at least one apparently legitimate news site, and from there became the stuff of Internet lore. Eventually, CNN, the Associated Press and others whose names were used in the piece began to claim copyright infringement, and Mr. Williamson changed the names of the organizations quoted in the article, including that of the American Cancer Society. Dr. Lictepeen apparently has found a new position at the make-believe "American Cancer Group," where he continues to fool well-meaning information seekers on the Internet.

 

[impressive]

Re: Re: Scientific Proof!!!

This is untrue and a so called joke.

There is nothing funny about breast cancer, I can assure you. My wife is recovering from it.

Meant no disrespect, ET. I'm still blown away that CNN has left it online!

 

[Edward Teach]

Re: Re: Re: Scientific Proof!!!

Meant no disrespect, ET. I'm still blown away that CNN has left it online!

It ain't CNN, Imp. It is a false site.

This stuff ought to be checked before it is posted.

 

[impressive]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Scientific Proof!!!

It ain't CNN, Imp. It is a false site.

Okay ... I'm off to the corner now, feeling WAY gullible.

 

[Edward Teach]

The article is for real. I assume CNN is not in the habit of leaving up blow-job pranks on their site.

Besides, it's already been shown that pot can help you win a gold medal.

Men get breast cancer too, PF. What's good for the goose out to be....

Ed

 

[Edward Teach]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Scientific Proof!!!

Okay ... I'm off to the corner now, feeling WAY gullible.

Thanks for the apology, Imp. Sorry I snapped at you. It's just a bit touchy subject with me right now.

Ed

 

[impressive]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Scientific Proof!!!

Thanks for the apology, Imp. Sorry I snapped at you. It's just a bit touchy subject with me right now.

Ed

(or you may spank -- just this once)

 

[Pornofan420]

Men get breast cancer too, PF. What's good for the goose out to be....

Ed

Someone told me they removed gullible from the dictionary...

<edit>

Public apology to Teach for being offennsive and not doing enough google research and determining if the article was real. Appearances to the contrary, I did in fact think it was real.

I also apologize for not apologizing sooner. Haven't logged in & checked this thread sooner.

Hope your wife feels better.