sweetgypsy
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Open Season
"Look at me! I'm a doe and I'm a buck. I'm a DUCK!"
" That was just a warning. Try it again, I'll be kicking your furry, brown bahookie! "
[singing, to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic"] "Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried. "
"Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it."
"A bush? Are you serious? "
"Go on. Its just like riding a bicycle, only... you're crapping on it."
Meatballs
" And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! "
"But, the real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the summer, during Sexual Awareness week. We import two hundred hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and two thousand dollars cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can. The winner of course is named King of Sexual Awareness week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends"
"What's the matter? You're pacing like an expectant father with the clap."
"Roxanne, I have what doctors call "very active glands." You're the first person I've told, my folks don't even know.'
" Alright, virgins to the left, non-virgins to the right. You guys split 'em up however you want."
"Held her hand? Spaz, you're on your way! Held her hand. In the woods! And it was dark! "
Open Season
"Look at me! I'm a doe and I'm a buck. I'm a DUCK!"
" That was just a warning. Try it again, I'll be kicking your furry, brown bahookie! "
[singing, to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic"] "Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried. "
"Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it."
"A bush? Are you serious? "
"Go on. Its just like riding a bicycle, only... you're crapping on it."
Meatballs
" And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! "
"But, the real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the summer, during Sexual Awareness week. We import two hundred hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and two thousand dollars cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can. The winner of course is named King of Sexual Awareness week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends"
"What's the matter? You're pacing like an expectant father with the clap."
"Roxanne, I have what doctors call "very active glands." You're the first person I've told, my folks don't even know.'
" Alright, virgins to the left, non-virgins to the right. You guys split 'em up however you want."
"Held her hand? Spaz, you're on your way! Held her hand. In the woods! And it was dark! "
