our house...

[mrtnmoon]

is there things on the rise??

ummmm... no comment. I am an innocent young man.

 

[sweetgypsy]

ummmm... no comment. I am an innocent young man.

Innocent young man my sweet ass!!

Of course you did say you wanted to see my sweet ass

 

[mrtnmoon]

Innocent young man my sweet ass!!

Of course you did say you wanted to see my sweet ass

I... uhh... never said such a thing. *polishes halo*

 

[sweetgypsy]

Just for you baby

50 First Dates

"Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts. "

"Tom was in an accident and now he only has a ten-second memory."
" I was in an accident? That's terrible. "
"Don't worry, you're totally gonna get over it in about three seconds. "

"Aquariums make me super horny! "

"There's nothing like a first kiss. "

 

[kendra1980]

Drive by Hello and hug for you both.

 

[sweetgypsy]

Drive by Hello and hug for you both.

Hey Miss Kendra! Next time stay a bit longer.........I'll make drinks

 

[kendra1980]

Hey Miss Kendra! Next time stay a bit longer.........I'll make drinks

Getting ready to head out and enjoy some sunshine, or I would.

 

[mrtnmoon]

Getting ready to head out and enjoy some sunshine, or I would.

sunshine is way over-rated.

 

[sweetgypsy]

And I thought you liked sunshine because of all of the bikini sightings?

 

[mrtnmoon]

And I thought you liked sunshine because of all of the bikini sightings?

well... I should clarify... I love sunshine. it's the temperature I have a love/hate thing with. I surely do love bikinis and other skimpily-clad females.... ummmm boy do I love that.

I just hate feeling like I'm in an oven. I guess I need to move to somewhere there's water.

 

[sweetgypsy]

well... I should clarify... I love sunshine. it's the temperature I have a love/hate thing with. I surely do love bikinis and other skimpily-clad females.... ummmm boy do I love that.

I just hate feeling like I'm in an oven. I guess I need to move to somewhere there's water.

There is water by me Wanna go for a swim??

 

[mrtnmoon]

Just for you baby

50 First Dates
"There's nothing like a first kiss. "

I really love that line.

"forgetful lucy has got a great caboosey..."

 

[mrtnmoon]

There is water by me Wanna go for a swim??

skinny dipping? sign me up!

 

[sweetgypsy]

I really love that line.

"forgetful lucy has got a great caboosey..."

Of course my favorite is

"What is a nympho?"
"It's the state bird of OHIO"

 

[mrtnmoon]

Of course my favorite is

"What is a nympho?"
"It's the state bird of OHIO"

and of course the classic alias... harry. harry pairotesticles.

 

[sweetgypsy]

Here are few you should know

"If you find somebody you can love, you can't let that get away. "

"You hit two cones back there. Those could have been people... they could have been guests at her wedding! "

"You need a prostitute. "

 

[mrtnmoon]

Here are few you should know

"If you find somebody you can love, you can't let that get away. "

"You hit two cones back there. Those could have been people... they could have been guests at her wedding! "

"You need a prostitute. "

"all I want is someone to hold me and tell me everything will be alright."

 

[sweetgypsy]

"all I want is someone to hold me and tell me everything will be alright."

"I always just envisioned the right one being someone I could see myself growing old with. "

 

[mrtnmoon]

"I always just envisioned the right one being someone I could see myself growing old with. "

*sings*

I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you

I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches
Build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice, growing old with you

I'll miss you
Kiss you
Give you my coat when you are cold

Need you
Feed you
Even let ya hold the remote control

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink
Put you to bed if you've had too much to drink
I could be the man who grows old with you
I wanna grow old with you

 

[sweetgypsy]

*sings*

I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you

I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches
Build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice, growing old with you

I'll miss you
Kiss you
Give you my coat when you are cold

Need you
Feed you
Even let ya hold the remote control

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink
Put you to bed if you've had too much to drink
I could be the man who grows old with you
I wanna grow old with you

awwwwwwww..............*fans self* I think I'm in heaven........

 

[mrtnmoon]

awwwwwwww..............*fans self* I think I'm in heaven........

heaven, I'm in heaven... there's a scene in the green mile where fred astaire is singing that in some old movie... dunno what the song actually is, tho. pennies from heaven, maybe?

or is that panties from heaven?

 

[sweetgypsy]

heaven, I'm in heaven... there's a scene in the green mile where fred astaire is singing that in some old movie... dunno what the song actually is, tho. pennies from heaven, maybe?

or is that panties from heaven?

gotta love the old romantics

gotta crave the heat, the desire..........the want..........the need........how badly I wanna have you between my thighs

 

[mrtnmoon]

gotta love the old romantics

gotta crave the heat, the desire..........the want..........the need........how badly I wanna have you between my thighs

I...uhh... think I need to fan myself, now.

 

[sweetgypsy]

I...uhh... think I need to fan myself, now.

can I lend you a hand or two?

 

[sweetgypsy]

For you my love............my life

Longer
Longer than there've been fishes in the ocean
Higher than any bird ever flew
Longer than there've been stars up in the heavens
I've been in love with you.

Stronger than any mountain cathedral
Truer than any tree ever grew
Deeper than any forest primeval
I am in love with you.

I'll bring fire in the winters
You'll send showers in the springs
We'll fly through the falls and summers
With love on our wings.

Through the years as the fire starts to mellow
Blurring lines in the book of our lives
Though the binding cracks and the pages start to yellow
I'll be in love with you.
I'll be in love with you.

Longer than there've been fishes in the ocean
Higher than any bird ever flew
Longer than there've been stars up in the heavens
I've been in love with you
I am in love with you..