[OVER 18's ONLY] Do you remember your first vinyl?

[Guest]

1st Single: Hey Jude - The Beatles
1st album: A Night at the Opera - Queen

 

[NoJo]

This whole thread was a ploy to get people to divulge their age.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

This whole thread was a ploy to get people to divulge their age.

I"m 35.

 

[NoJo]

Hah! You fell for it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hah! You fell for it.

Yes, but I lied.

 

[Guest]

I"m 35.

HA! Even when you lie about your age, I'm still younger than you.

 

[NoJo]

I think of you as about seven. Close?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

HA! Even when you lie about your age, I'm still younger than you.

*cough*fuck you*cough*

Joe, I'm 12. duh.

 

[Guest]

I think of you as about seven. Close?

Mental age? Yes.

Physical age varies, depending on whether or not I got fucked, and how aggressively. Y'know, lumbago and all.

 

[NoJo]

*cough*fuck you*cough*

Joe, I'm 12. duh.

What, pubic hair twelve, or the other kind?

 

[Guest]

What, pubic hair twelve, or the other kind?

Uh-oh. I do hope it's not a blue suit day, Joe.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What, pubic hair twelve, or the other kind?

I can't tell you, you're a stranger.

 

[NoJo]

Uh-oh. I do hope it's not a blue suit day, Joe.

No, it's the camouflage gear today.

 

[Guest]

No, it's the camouflage gear today.

I thought I just saw something crawling around in my bush. That explains it, thank God.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I thought I just saw something crawling around in my bush. That explains it, thank God.

This one is waaaaaaaaaaaay too easy.

 

[NoJo]

I can't tell you, you're a stranger.

Ahh, Go suck some vinyl...

 

[Guest]

This one is waaaaaaaaaaaay too easy.

Not like you to pass one up, love.

 

[Guest]

I turned 3942 last month. But who's counting?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I turned 3942 last month. But who's counting?

You look only 3800.

 

[NoJo]

You look only 3800.

You're only saying that because you think he's really 4048.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You're only saying that because you think he's really 4048.

You're such a little bitch.

 

[NoJo]

You're such a little bitch.

You're only saying that because you're basically a kind and generous person.

 

[Guest]

You're only saying that because you're basically a kind and generous person.

You're only saying that because you couldn't think of anything funny.

 

[shereads]

This whole thread was a ploy to get people to divulge their age.

Now make us divulge our height.

 

[NoJo]

Now make us divulge our height.

Okay. Which item of furniture to you usually bump your forehead on?