PaulUK Crown the Lit Chat Mod Joined Feb 15, 2001 Posts 7,315 Dec 9, 2002 #276 That's the one. Either: Arrive naked, or expect to be that way soon!
S Saoirse Literotica Guru Joined Jul 16, 2002 Posts 13,594 Dec 9, 2002 #278 or I guess the alternative is naked and wet!!!!
S Saoirse Literotica Guru Joined Jul 16, 2002 Posts 13,594 Dec 10, 2002 #280 But BEST of ALL is naked, wet and with YOU!!!!!! x 1,000,000
PaulUK Crown the Lit Chat Mod Joined Feb 15, 2001 Posts 7,315 Dec 10, 2002 #282 We so have to work out who Mayi is... and get her a Minx badge...
S Saoirse Literotica Guru Joined Jul 16, 2002 Posts 13,594 Dec 10, 2002 #283 hhhmmmmm laughing... methinks you are perhaps a lttle biased comsidering she calls you a stud!!!!!!
PaulUK Crown the Lit Chat Mod Joined Feb 15, 2001 Posts 7,315 Dec 10, 2002 #284 Sao, i am that easy, telesales people get away with shit if they call me stud. Well, not the guys, clearly...
Sao, i am that easy, telesales people get away with shit if they call me stud. Well, not the guys, clearly...
S Saoirse Literotica Guru Joined Jul 16, 2002 Posts 13,594 Dec 10, 2002 #285 If they manage to actually make a call to you!!!!! laffin...... and *ducking*
PaulUK Crown the Lit Chat Mod Joined Feb 15, 2001 Posts 7,315 Dec 10, 2002 #286 Oh, please... this from Irish Telecom babe *g* They fixed your piece of string yet, Sao?
S Saoirse Literotica Guru Joined Jul 16, 2002 Posts 13,594 Dec 10, 2002 #287 ahem...there was nothing wrong with my pice of string...eeerrrrrr I mean mobile phone..... cheeky git!
ahem...there was nothing wrong with my pice of string...eeerrrrrr I mean mobile phone..... cheeky git!
PaulUK Crown the Lit Chat Mod Joined Feb 15, 2001 Posts 7,315 Dec 10, 2002 #288 Noooo... it worked real well... beep, beep, clunk...
S Saoirse Literotica Guru Joined Jul 16, 2002 Posts 13,594 Dec 10, 2002 #289 aaahhh I see... so YOU have one of those wind up phones!!!!
PaulUK Crown the Lit Chat Mod Joined Feb 15, 2001 Posts 7,315 Dec 10, 2002 #290 With the finest elastic money can buy, too!!!
S Saoirse Literotica Guru Joined Jul 16, 2002 Posts 13,594 Dec 10, 2002 #291 sounds like my knicker elastic!!!!
PaulUK Crown the Lit Chat Mod Joined Feb 15, 2001 Posts 7,315 Dec 10, 2002 #292 Hello, is that directory enquiries for Ireland? I'd like the number for Sao's lingerie, please.
S Saoirse Literotica Guru Joined Jul 16, 2002 Posts 13,594 Dec 10, 2002 #293 ummm is that the handsome stud..... her number is www. victorias secret.com ..... she has most of their stuff in her drawer!!!!
ummm is that the handsome stud..... her number is www. victorias secret.com ..... she has most of their stuff in her drawer!!!!
PaulUK Crown the Lit Chat Mod Joined Feb 15, 2001 Posts 7,315 Dec 10, 2002 #294 LOL.. you their catalogue girlie these days, Sao???
Sinful Pervilicious Joined May 1, 2002 Posts 9,687 Dec 10, 2002 #295 LOL Uh huh Sao babe and we KNOW that it tends to saty in drawer too
S Saoirse Literotica Guru Joined Jul 16, 2002 Posts 13,594 Dec 10, 2002 #296 Fed Ex has a path beaten to my door!!!! So much lingerie..... so few days in the week!!!!
S Saoirse Literotica Guru Joined Jul 16, 2002 Posts 13,594 Dec 10, 2002 #297 SINNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY............... maybe you and Paul should get a private viewing some day!!!!!!!
PaulUK Crown the Lit Chat Mod Joined Feb 15, 2001 Posts 7,315 Dec 10, 2002 #298 FedEx for Orla... UPS for Basque... these delivery guys got it made...
S Saoirse Literotica Guru Joined Jul 16, 2002 Posts 13,594 Dec 10, 2002 #299 some day those Fed Ex guys will make a BIGGG mistake and deliver my parecl to the Parish Priest who lives next door...... and knowing my luck there will be a full inventory on the package!!!!
some day those Fed Ex guys will make a BIGGG mistake and deliver my parecl to the Parish Priest who lives next door...... and knowing my luck there will be a full inventory on the package!!!!
PaulUK Crown the Lit Chat Mod Joined Feb 15, 2001 Posts 7,315 Dec 10, 2002 #300 From what I hear, that means you will never hear of it again and he will have a VERY strange look on his face when he delivers sermons on Sunday...
From what I hear, that means you will never hear of it again and he will have a VERY strange look on his face when he delivers sermons on Sunday...
x 1,000,000
for the stud paul!!!!! 
