Paul is such a handsome stud!

[Saoirse]

OMG!!!! That is sooooooooooooo cruel!!!! *pouts in the hurted corner*

 

[PaulUK]

Cruel? Nooooo.. I meant your lower beard, you crazy Barbara-minx.

 

[Saoirse]

hhmmmm... keep digging Paul...... I don't have a beard on ANY part of my anatomy!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

OK.. so shaving right along... I mean moving.... no, I mean shaving. No... dammit... what do I mean?

 

[Saoirse]

lol...damn dino...... *handing out higher dosage of blood pressure meds*

 

[PaulUK]

12 more posts to go!!!!

I need still more meds? I do hope I don't get all these bottles mixed up. What do the blue ones do again?

 

[Saoirse]

grinning and whispering in your ear..... they are to help you... when neither Sinny or I are around!!!! ssshhhhhhhh!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

998!!!

OK... help me with what? Coz I am a little worried about how each time I take one I get a HUGE stiffy.

 

[Saoirse]

well Sinny left them for you..... I think she mentioned something about *dropping voice dramatically* Viagra!!! ....also something about giving them to you and then running!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

I'd run after you, but thanks to Sinny's pills I am afraid I might pole vault over the floor...

 

[Saoirse]

isnt Tripod your middle name????

 

[PaulUK]

I'm not getting into that discussion again, thank you.

 

[Saoirse]

not that discussion Dino..... noooooo it was meant as a compliment...... but heck.. never mind... you kinda had to be there I suppose!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

LOL.. I am not offended, Sao... what do you think my middle name is, Barbara?

 

[Saoirse]

laughing... nooooo coz that's my name!!!

scratching my head trying to think of your middle name.... wouldnt that be either Dino or Fred?????

 

[PaulUK]

I thought it was "damn".

 

[Saoirse]

if the cap fits..........

 

[PaulUK]

After all this time you want me to wear protection?

 

[Saoirse]

isn't a cap more something that I would wear? ... actually, don't answer that.. it's not a road I want to start going down !!!!

 

[PaulUK]

Yes, some aspects really don't have to intrude in here. So... onto more pleasant subjects...

 

[Saoirse]

well ok... ticking dentist off the list as a non starter.... ooopss better add ISP's to that list too!!!

 

[PaulUK]

I may need a day or two to get myself back into seeing anything as being fun... grrrrr

 

[Saoirse]

looking at the huge collection of uniforms we have amalgamated... and wondering if I tried on one of the more revealing ones would that cheer you up???

 

[PaulUK]

It couldn't hurt now, could it?

 

[Saoirse]

rummaging in the wardrobe..... naughty school girl...... sexy nurse...... Cat's french maids costume....... old Bank uniform.. uggghhh thats sooo not sexy!!!!!