'Peculiar Personals'

Saoirse said:
Suite of rooms in the penthouse required for sex starved nymphomaniac!! Must have jacuzzi, kingsized bed and mirrors on the ceiling!!!

Ceiling rafters and a chain hoist make you think kinky thoughts?
If so, call me and we can hang around....:devil:
 
MT_Pitcher said:
Ceiling rafters and a chain hoist make you think kinky thoughts?
If so, call me and we can hang around....:devil:

Around the end of the month there will be a openning for female brick layer who handle a full Load.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Around the end of the month there will be a openning for female brick layer who handle a full Load.

Load getting heavy???

Bukkake party tonight at Club Exotica
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Exotica Books & Toys is looking for a female full service sales clerk.


clerk working in video/convenience store looking for woman who has given at least 39 blowjobs and is willing to snowball.
 
mansome said:
clerk working in video/convenience store looking for woman who has given at least 39 blowjobs and is willing to snowball.

snowball will melt in. hot weather.......Come to Lickadick for fun and games. By the end of 1965 I had given 39+ blowjobs!
 
mansome said:
clerk working in video/convenience store looking for woman who has given at least 39 blowjobs and is willing to snowball.
Snowball a Hostess product is looking female assistant watchman... hours late,but all the filling you eat.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Snowball a Hostess product is looking female assistant watchman... hours late,but all the filling you eat.

Eat the forbidden fruit:
Come Lover, share in the delights of the mind, body and soul. Taste my succulant nectar
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Eat the forbidden fruit:
Come Lover, share in the delights of the mind, body and soul. Taste my succulant nectar


nectar of my loins is ripe and ready for the beautiful flower who seeks it. looking for this delicious petal of a woman who lusts after my seed enough to swallow.
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Eat the forbidden fruit:
Come Lover, share in the delights of the mind, body and soul. Taste my succulant nectar

Nectar taster required must beable the define exotic favors.
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
FLAVOURS!! Baby, we've a variety to choose from! Take your pick, strawberry to wild cheery!


cheery and playful woman sought for energetic sexual adventures. Cheerleader outfit optional.
 
mansome said:
cheery and playful woman sought for energetic sexual adventures. Cheerleader outfit optional.

Optional gear company looking female tester for new clear suit for winter sidewalk cleaning.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Optional gear company looking female tester for new clear suit for winter sidewalk cleaning.



Cleaning my cock with your mouth, pussy, and asshole is your only job requirement... for application information please appear nude in my bedroom with legs up in the air and mouth open.
 
mansome said:
Cleaning my cock with your mouth, pussy, and asshole is your only job requirement... for application information please appear nude in my bedroom with legs up in the air and mouth open.

Open..An incredible position as lead tube inspector at We Do It Right rubber company.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Open..An incredible position as lead tube inspector at We Do It Right rubber company.


company needed for group sex. 3 is not a crowd.... women and men requested for orgasmic pleasure in my home. Bring Beer, Sex Toys, and dirty minds.
 
mansome said:
company needed for group sex. 3 is not a crowd.... women and men requested for orgasmic pleasure in my home. Bring Beer, Sex Toys, and dirty minds.

Minds of thurst wanted to compete reseach at Acme favored rubber Inc.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Minds of thurst wanted to compete reseach at Acme favored rubber Inc.

Inc. business seeking human resources manager. Job requirements inculde "fluffing", hiring, talent assessment, physical ability to work on film, a strong knowledge of the human anatomy, and an eagerness to please. Send all resume's with photo's to Musicman adult film productions.
 
musicman77 said:
Inc. business seeking human resources manager. Job requirements inculde "fluffing", hiring, talent assessment, physical ability to work on film, a strong knowledge of the human anatomy, and an eagerness to please. Send all resume's with photo's to Musicman adult film productions.

Productions, staged day or night, in bed or out. Theatre manager looking for starlet to test my casting couch.
 
WantonWitch said:
Productions, staged day or night, in bed or out. Theatre manager looking for starlet to test my casting couch.

Couch Mfg. Company is looking for female testers in to test new memory cushion material and stain resistant fabrics.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Couch Mfg. Company is looking for female testers in to test new memory cushion material and stain resistant fabrics.

Stain Resistant Fabrics to suit any sexual tastes!
Try your best on my couch and see if it doesn't hold up to the test!
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Stain Resistant Fabrics to suit any sexual tastes!
Try your best on my couch and see if it doesn't hold up to the test!
Test will be administered to all who reply to my personal ad - I withhold what kind of test it will be until you show yourself sponge worthy. ;)

Hi Kym, getting excited for your trip? :rose:
 
Cathleen said:
Test will be administered to all who reply to my personal ad - I withhold what kind of test it will be until you show yourself sponge worthy. ;)

Hi Kym, getting excited for your trip? :rose:

Worthy Stamp Company is looking female stamp licker..to fill clients need ..huge fringe benefits.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Worthy Stamp Company is looking female stamp licker..to fill clients need ..huge fringe benefits.

Benefits will be given to the right applicant, please show up dressed in nothing but a smile :)

Yes Cate, by this time next week, I'll be on the other side o' the pond! :D
 
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