'Peculiar Personals'

[LustfulOne50]

Body parts for sale or rent...
unused recently... still have mileage on them..

Rent signs..need a sexy model for future work.

 

[jeforest]

Body parts for sale or rent...
unused recently... still have mileage on them..

them womens out thar that want to cook my 'possum for me jist send me a picture of y'all fryin' pan.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Rent signs..need a sexy model for future work.

Work! Not with me, it won't be. Why not try me?

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Work! Not with me, it won't be. Why not try me?

Me Tarzan....You Jane???
Swing on by!!!

 

[WantonWitch]

Me, I'm tall, blonde and very wealthy, you, nymphomaniac and a good sailor. Playboy looking for partner to while away the lonely hours alone on yacht.

 

[LustfulOne50]

Me Tarzan....You Jane???
Swing on by!!!

By the time you read this there will be a great openning for a lustful lady .

 

[jeforest]

Me, I'm tall, blonde and very wealthy, you, nymphomaniac and a good sailor. Playboy looking for partner to while away the lonely hours alone on yacht.

Yacht on the horizon, champagne in your hand... if this is you let me know... i'd love to live the same.

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Me, I'm tall, blonde and very wealthy, you, nymphomaniac and a good sailor. Playboy looking for partner to while away the lonely hours alone on yacht.

Yacht Racer
Seek attractive woman to tune his rigging

 

[WantonWitch]

Yacht Racer
Seek attractive woman to tune his rigging

Rigging experience necessary if you want to come and play with my tackle. Sailor looking for mermaid.

 

[LustfulOne50]

Yacht Racer
Seek attractive woman to tune his rigging

Rigging specialist required she must have her own gloves and lub

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Rigging specialist required she must have her own gloves and lub

Lube me up with coconut oil and let's go tropical!

 

[jeforest]

Lube me up with coconut oil and let's go tropical!

Tropical male looking for inner-city hoochie. If this is you send photo of your coconuts.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Tropical male looking for inner-city hoochie. If this is you send photo of your coconuts.

Coconuts in need of kneeding, sweet and succulant

 

[LustfulOne50]

Tropical male looking for inner-city hoochie. If this is you send photo of your coconuts.

Coconut Saleman looking for a nice pair.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Coconut Saleman looking for a nice pair.

Pair of PHAT women, looking for a good time. Bring your tool and let's get it on!

 

[jeforest]

Coconuts in need of kneeding, sweet and succulant

succulant strawberries eaten from all nooks and crannies... and any other area which adds flavor.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

succulant strawberries eaten from all nooks and crannies... and any other area which adds flavor.

Flavour of the month would be me! Wild, but slightly sweet

 

[jeforest]

Flavour of the month would be me! Wild, but slightly sweet

Sweet nothings whispered into your ear or raunchy out and out sex. I'm easy. Please reply immediately.

 

[WantonWitch]

Sweet nothings whispered into your ear or raunchy out and out sex. I'm easy. Please reply immediately.

Immedietly upon becoming my husband you will remember to address me as ma'am, all homework must be completed by due dates and notes are required for absence from the marital bed. Headmistress looking for willing pupil.

 

[jeforest]

Immedietly upon becoming my husband you will remember to address me as ma'am, all homework must be completed by due dates and notes are required for absence from the marital bed. Headmistress looking for willing pupil.

Pupil needed for proper instruction on marital bliss. Must be willing to move to the head of the class quickly.

 

[WantonWitch]

Pupil needed for proper instruction on marital bliss. Must be willing to move to the head of the class quickly.

Quickly and quietly able to follow instructions. Is this you? Bomb disposal expert needs a partner to help him with daily explosion.

 

[jeforest]

Quickly and quietly able to follow instructions. Is this you? Bomb disposal expert needs a partner to help him with daily explosion.

Explosion producer required for daily sessions. Expertise in oral activation preferred.

 

[WantonWitch]

Explosion producer required for daily sessions. Expertise in oral activation preferred.

Preferred, a pulse. Morgue technician looking for a live one.

 

[jeforest]

Preferred, a pulse. Morgue technician looking for a live one.

One group of four required for two days of three sessions of fivesomes. Seven to twelve is the best time to call my voicemail.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

One group of four required for two days of three sessions of fivesomes. Seven to twelve is the best time to call my voicemail.

Voicemail sex!
Yes, you too can leave hot steamy messages to arouse and inspire. Call me @ 555-1212 and tell me your desires