'Peculiar Personals'

[jeforest]

Voicemail sex!
Yes, you too can leave hot steamy messages to arouse and inspire. Call me @ 555-1212 and tell me your desires

Desires fulfilled for female wishing to be pampered and idolized. Send all replies to the second shopping cart under the ninth street bridge.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Desires fulfilled for female wishing to be pampered and idolized. Send all replies to the second shopping cart under the ninth street bridge.

Bridge the miles between us, lover!
Cum to me and wrap me in your warm embrace! You'll find me in the freezer section @ the supermarket!

 

[jeforest]

Bridge the miles between us, lover!
Cum to me and wrap me in your warm embrace! You'll find me in the freezer section @ the supermarket!

Supermarket stockboy iso wealthy older woman. Must show proof of incurable disease or condition.

 

[Eritz]

Condition of sex; female must provide own hosepipe.

 

[jeforest]

Condition of sex; female must provide own hosepipe.

Hosepipe not needed when replying to this ad. Will provide desired effect instead of using inanimate object. No need to respond if you are a rake, shovel or hoe.

 

[babydoll2u]

Hoe in hand... diggin' deep for the right man...
so dish the dirt and bring yourself here

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Hoe in hand... diggin' deep for the right man...
so dish the dirt and bring yourself here

Here I am, ladies
I am young, rich (Daddy's money) and have a ten inch cock

 

[mansome]

Here I am, ladies
I am young, rich (Daddy's money) and have a ten inch cock

Cock?

I've got an exploding one for all the ladies and men of this thread.

Please let me know if it is the one for you......

be nice to my exploding cock and clean up afterwards *EG*

Please forward this message to your friends, Romans, and Countrymen.

 

[jeforest]

Cock?

I've got an exploding one for all the ladies and men of this thread.

Please let me know if it is the one for you......

be nice to my exploding cock and clean up afterwards *EG*

Please forward this message to your friends, Romans, and Countrymen.

Countrymen have been exhausted. If you're looking for an insatiable female and you're not from this country why don't you be the beginning of the string I intend to take from your neck of the woods?

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Countrymen have been exhausted. If you're looking for an insatiable female and you're not from this country why don't you be the beginning of the string I intend to take from your neck of the woods?

Woods turn you on?
Do you find the sound of chainsaws erotic?

Call me today, and let me trim your tree....

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by MT_Pitcher
Woods turn you on?
Do you find the sound of chainsaws erotic?

Call me today, and let me trim your tree....

trees aren't the only things that are hard wood around me..I'll trim your tree if you work on my bush

 

[MT_Pitcher]

trees aren't the only things that are hard wood around me..I'll trim your tree if you work on my bush

Bush Pilot for hire
There is no bush so thick I can't make a perfect landing

 

[Spare_Change]

Come trip with me!

Landing softly means you must know how to handle a joystick! Come fly with me!

 

[wanderer2704]

Me, I'm just a lawnmower you can tell by the way I walk. Looking for similar.

 

[done_got_old]

Similar in age a man who would enjoy visiting Lickadick.

 

[wanderer2704]

Similar in age a man who would enjoy visiting Lickadick.

Lickadick is a place I have always wanted to visit. Need ticket, can anyone help.

 

[done_got_old]

Lickadick is a place I have always wanted to visit. Need ticket, can anyone help.

Help is here for a special guyhttp://www.literacyrules.com/images/admitoneb.gifPleasure awaits you in Lickadick.

 

[wanderer2704]

Lickadick is where I am now headed, have ticket will travel.

 

[done_got_old]

Lickadick is where I am now headed, have ticket will travel.

Travel fast and get here soon from far or wide. You will not regret your choice.

 

[wanderer2704]

Choice is what I want. Please send lots of pictures so inspired choice may be made.

 

[Saoirse]

Choice is what I want. Please send lots of pictures so inspired choice may be made.

Made to measure blow up dolls are not a patch on me!!! Get it on with me and I will make sure I blow you in all the right places!!!

 

[wanderer2704]

Made to measure blow up dolls are not a patch on me!!! Get it on with me and I will make sure I blow you in all the right places!!!

Places to go, things to see. If you want to come a wandering with me, climb on board.

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Places to go, things to see. If you want to come a wandering with me, climb on board.

Board Room Cum Bunny required
A very thirsty young lady with superior oral talents is needed to provide stress relief to the executive suite

 

[Saoirse]

Board Room Cum Bunny required
A very thirsty young lady with superior oral talents is needed to provide stress relief to the executive suite

Suite of rooms in the penthouse required for sex starved nymphomaniac!! Must have jacuzzi, kingsized bed and mirrors on the ceiling!!!

 

[mansome]

Suite of rooms in the penthouse required for sex starved nymphomaniac!! Must have jacuzzi, kingsized bed and mirrors on the ceiling!!!

Ceiling is the limit on sexual adventures if you want to hook up with this guy.... I'll fuck you here.... if you'll suck me there. Give me a blowjob under the table and I'll lap your pussy on top of the bed... I'll love your body from head to toe from ear to ear from ass to thorax.