'Peculiar Personals'

[LustfulOne50]

Details, details, details!
Looking for a lover who likes to get down to the nitty gritty, Please respond to Ace Gravel Co. for interview

Interview now today for the position of nude chimmey sweep..the best way to get to the top and see the world..Contact the Dampers In Company.

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Interview now today for the position of nude chimmey sweep..the best way to get to the top and see the world..Contact the Dampers In Company.

Company forming now, Bare Chimneys, must look decent covered in soot and nothing else, be able to handle a broom, and know all the words to ChimChimChiree

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Company forming now, Bare Chimneys, must look decent covered in soot and nothing else, be able to handle a broom, and know all the words to ChimChimChiree

ChimChimChiree! This broom toting woman sings to thee!
Why not a chance give to me?

 

[MT_Pitcher]

ChimChimChiree! This broom toting woman sings to thee!
Why not a chance give to me?

Me thinks the position is now filled.
I show you the rest of the positions later.....

 

[JustFlow]

Me thinks the position is now filled.
I show you the rest of the positions later.....

Later than not at all I always say. If you're like me and into putting off all the boring stuff til later... tell me what you like to do up to that point.

 

[LustfulOne50]

Later than not at all I always say. If you're like me and into putting off all the boring stuff til later... tell me what you like to do up to that point.

Point and Click a fine remote control mfg. Co. has a opening for device tester...that helps heighten climaxs. must be over 21 and female to apply.

 

[Saoirse]

Apply "Creme d'Homme" twice daily and your skin will be supple and smooth. Any male volunteers prepared to supply a steady spray???

 

[musicman77]

Apply "Creme d'Homme" twice daily and your skin will be supple and smooth. Any male volunteers prepared to supply a steady spray???

Spray on cream volunteer right here. This handy pump dispenser works very well and can supply hours of enjoyment. I know that this Music Man Oil will be the cure for whatever ails you.It works well both as an external cream and an internal elixer.

 

[JustFlow]

Elixer dependant? Want to throw that bottle away? Call 1-800-NOT A LOSER to find the secret that will turn your inability into insatiability. Ask for Eugene.

 

[musicman77]

Elixer dependant? Want to throw that bottle away? Call 1-800-NOT A LOSER to find the secret that will turn your inability into insatiability. Ask for Eugene.

Eugene called and said he does not promote or condone any 1-800 numbers. In fact he said he is too busy with his bug collection to be involved in such trivial matters. Eugene also mentioned filing a cease and desist law suit if he is furhter used in this manner.

 

[Saoirse]

Manner a bit off hand? People avoiding you? Cant quite put your finger on the trouble? Let me give you the once over and put you on the right track. Satisfaction guaranteed.

 

[musicman77]

Manner a bit off hand? People avoiding you? Cant quite put your finger on the trouble? Let me give you the once over and put you on the right track. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Guaranteed satisfaction, I love the sound of that. Where do I apply???

 

[Saoirse]

Apply with a full resume, outlining experience and full intentions to the box number below.

 

[JustFlow]

Below my beltline is where it all begins. To take photographs please bring wide angle... or is that zoom?

 

[Saoirse]

Zoom around and pick me up in your fast car. Fast cars make fast women!!!

 

[musicman77]

Zoom around and pick me up in your fast car. Fast cars make fast women!!!

Women are wonderful no matter if fast or slow. Personalyy I like to take it slow and steady. Occasional tempo changes to heighten the experience.

 

[JustFlow]

Women are wonderful no matter if fast or slow. Personalyy I like to take it slow and steady. Occasional tempo changes to heighten the experience.

Experience not required. In fact the less the better. Will train.

 

[Saoirse]

Train me to be a good sub Master. I need discipline.

 

[musicman77]

Train me to be a good sub Master. I need discipline.

Discipline is what you think you need. In reality you really need order and heightened sexual arousal.

 

[JustFlow]

Discipline challenged. ISO woman to help with inability to refrain from orgasm until after releasing from my trousers.

 

[LustfulOne50]

Discipline is what you think you need. In reality you really need order and heightened sexual arousal.

Arousal Awareness Week starts next week and we are searching for ladies to help in our get a penis hard drive of course liquid refreshments will be served by our male clients along with mouthwash.

 

[musicman77]

Arousal Awareness Week starts next week and we are searching for ladies to help in our get a penis hard drive of course liquid refreshments will be served by our male clients along with mouthwash.

Mouthwash available to those who don't care for the aftertaste. The rest of you can bask in the flavor.

 

[LustfulOne50]

Mouthwash available to those who don't care for the aftertaste. The rest of you can bask in the flavor.

Favor Mfg. Company is looking for male tester to test a new favored spray for pussy, the position requires a sensitive taste..Position holds nice benefits.

 

[Saoirse]

Benefits to you will be obvious once you get to know me. I aim to please at all times!

 

[JustFlow]

Times and dates are irrevelent. Looking for someone just to pass the time? Don't call me... I'm in it for the sex.