'Peculiar Personals'

JustFlow said:
Times and dates are irrevelent. Looking for someone just to pass the time? Don't call me... I'm in it for the sex.
Sex for sale. All ladies welcome. Today is discount Wednesday. Just call 1-800 Music77
 
musicman77 said:
Sex for sale. All ladies welcome. Today is discount Wednesday. Just call 1-800 Music77


1-800 Music77 is the number to call to get your copy of the new CD,"Better Now Baby"
 
Baby.. you can call me day or night..... just not too early in the morning!!!
 
Saoirse said:
Baby.. you can call me day or night..... just not too early in the morning!!!

Morning Position Open at the All Nude Cafe at the corner of 69th st and Comingway Ave in Yonkers
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Morning Position Open at the All Nude Cafe at the corner of 69th st and Comingway Ave in Yonkers
Yonkers NY will be the location for this year's Masterbator's annonymous national convention. Please bring your own vaseline. Towels available upon request.
 
Request permission to sit in on the masturbation convention. Can be a case study if required!
 
Saoirse said:
Request permission to sit in on the masturbation convention. Can be a case study if required!

Required a females for case research at the unmentioned Masturbation Convention the only need is to bring self.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Required a females for case research at the unmentioned Masturbation Convention the only need is to bring self.


Self pleasure is not working as well as I had hoped. Man needed to satisfy my urges and clean my gutters. Please send self addressed stamped envelope to:

Afraid of Ladders
123 Dirty Gutters and Thoughts
Horneyville, USA
 
USA based manwhore distribution company seeks potential manwhores for overseas travel and services. Must have a taste for the exotic as well as the willingness to taste the same.
 
Saoirse said:
Same sex can be fun. Fancy trying it with me?? :p

Me Me Candy Company is in need of a over 21 year female to test our adult dubber for our new mens line.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Me Me Candy Company is in need of a over 21 year female to test our adult dubber for our new mens line.

Line dancing ain't my thing and I'd rather not have a political discussion.
Looking for a tango partner to create our own sexual percussion.
 
MT_Pitcher said:
Sailboat captain looking for female crew...
Experienced dickhands only need apply...


Apply inside for the position of Male organ grinder, pay will be in accordance of experiences.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Apply inside for the position of Male organ grinder, pay will be in accordance of experiences.


Experiences for the mind,body and soul guaranteed! Quality in quantity is our motto here at Nympho Nirvana :nana:
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Experiences for the mind,body and soul guaranteed! Quality in quantity is our motto here at Nympho Nirvana :nana:


Hello Kym

Nirvana is seeking a Lady of good stance to get alittle roudy, apply for position inside.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Hello Kym

Nirvana is seeking a Lady of good stance to get alittle roudy, apply for position inside.


Inside of sanity isn't a place for me, I much prefer my twisted mind

Howdy Lusty1!! :)
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
AFLAC is a duck, which goes quack quack, Perhaps its time for the gander to place his glasses back?

Forgive me my dear, I'm quacking up!!!
Can I still goose you???
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
You can goose only the bit below my knee, the rest belongs to another you see
:p

So the question is where and is not whether.
A shame to miss such a cute tail feather.
 
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