'Peculiar Personals'

[MT_Pitcher]

A feather can knock down a strong man, but a LitBrit has rights o'r my can!

With a feather you may knock me down.
But rest assured, I'll still clown!

 

[LustfulOne50]

With a feather you may knock me down.
But rest assured, I'll still clown!

Clown needed for XXX rated parties must be able to make sexy balloon shapes.

 

[Succulent-one]

Baloon shaped boobs round out this wild woman.....need a prick for some release

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Baloon shaped boobs round out this wild woman.....need a prick for some release

Man with pointy dick looking for balloons....
I wanna burst your bubble!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Man with pointy dick looking for balloons....
I wanna burst your bubble!

Bubbly champagne and diamonds may be the way to some women's heart, but not mine. ISO real man who knows what a woman wants

 

[LustfulOne50]

Bubbly champagne and diamonds may be the way to some women's heart, but not mine. ISO real man who knows what a woman wants

Wants Inc. is looking for a hot sexy female to model our new thong line, apply in for measurements and position.

 

[edbert1966]

Position availible for young attractive nimpho who enjoys marithon sex, and isn't afraid of a little chocolate with whipped cream.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Position availible for young attractive nimpho who enjoys marithon sex, and isn't afraid of a little chocolate with whipped cream.

Cream of the crop duster, looking for airy partner to soar to new heights. Please supply plane.

 

[LustfulOne50]

Plane pilot requires a female Co Pilot for single seat plane inquire inside.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Plane pilot requires a female Co Pilot for single seat plane inquire inside.

Inside operator needed to work in tight places. Owner friendly and pleasant.

 

[LustfulOne50]

Pleasant and loving female for Social Sitting adult male requiried

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Pleasant and loving female for Social Sitting adult male requiried

Required talents for open position includes sunny disposition, polite discourse, tender arms and strong shoulders. Appropriate length is appreciated as well. Please send photo.

 

[RiffRaff and Magenta]

Required talents for open position includes sunny disposition, polite discourse, tender arms and strong shoulders. Appropriate length is appreciated as well. Please send photo.

Photo Mart employee looking for the special someone who wears the blue dress with white flowers and the pink thong. Loved your pics!! Most of all the ones on the table in the park...well it looks like a park. Lots of trees behind you. I hope you come in to pick them up soon, I am getting tired of working open til close.

 

[ImaturEjaculatr]

Photo Mart employee looking for the special someone who wears the blue dress with white flowers and the pink thong. Loved your pics!! Most of all the ones on the table in the park...well it looks like a park. Lots of trees behind you. I hope you come in to pick them up soon, I am getting tired of working open til close.

Close not required...oh wait...hmmm My one requirement for a woman, she must be able to spell.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Spell binding eyes to ensnare you in my web. Black widow seeking playful prey.

 

[WantonWitch]

Prey required for inexperienced hunter, must be able to evade capture for at least an hour and enjoy being stuffed and mounted !

 

[Solivagant]

Nice rack.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

heh heh heh!!

Prey required for inexperienced hunter, must be able to evade capture for at least an hour and enjoy being stuffed and mounted !

Mounted between your thighs on New Year's Eve, we'll celebrate the night with our own fireworks


~kym~ Hello everyone! Just popping by to wish each of you a happy holiday season and loads of sexual "fireworks" in the coming year!

 

[Nightbird]

Bump bump

 

[Cathleen]

Bump that goes in the night is what I'm searching for. Please include photo with reply, all bumps will be considered.

 

[mischevious eye]

Bump that goes in the night is what I'm searching for. Please include photo with reply, all bumps will be considered.

Do you want a bump in a night or a bump that lasts all night long?

 

[Cathleen]

Do you want a bump in a night or a bump that lasts all night long?

Long nights of bumping wanted... bumper or bumpee.

 

[mischevious eye]

Long nights of bumping wanted... bumper or bumpee.

I would think that you would be the bumpee

 

[Cathleen]

I would think that you would be the bumpee

I won't argue then!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

I won't argue then!

Then.... I think you need to get together to bump the night away!

~kym~ Bumpity bump, bump; BUMP