'Peculiar Personals'

Come on it is a easy thread to play and have fum at

Cathleen said:
A new idea, after looking at some of the titles of 'personal ads' I thought it would be fun to have a 'Lit' twist to this - there are so many cvreative minds here so we can really get off the wall and creative!

So, the only 'rule' is that you must use the last word in the previous post to begin your post.


A single female, looking for an Eskimo from Texas, must be tall but not over 6 feet. No western accent but must look good in a cowboy hat and be a world class rodeo man - no clowns.


so the next 'personal' must start with clowns'
Have fun!


SensualMan_in_PA said:
Indeed, it is one of my greatest pleasures!

Pleasures can be found inside for the right woman who can handle personal power tools, no experences nessessary I will train.
 
Programs for interactive porn be developed and we have a need for women to demo positions with hung men.
 
With our new improved patient on the double-headed dildo our company is doing a nation wide search for women to tour local cheap sex shops to demo our new product.
 
House cleaner needed for all those tough spots! Must wear a maid's outfit.
 
Sexy Panty shop is looking for ladies to demo new lines of lacy crotchless panties for clients, shaved or unshaven, call for private meeting with owner for a position.
 
Customers pleasing is our game, we need woman for all positions up front and in the rear.
 
secrets_within said:
Building of new "Adult Toys R Us" store coming soon. Applications for models and demonstrators for our new toy and lingerie line are to be done in person. Interviews will be on a first cum first served basis. :)
Basis for your interview will require you to wear something very revealing. http://bestsmileys.com/birthday1/7.gif
 
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