'Peculiar Personals'

[Nightbird]

Single male looking to bump and grind the night away. Please, dont be shy you know you want to reply.

 

[Fagin]

Normal sane woman


that one scares the hell out of me

 

[LustfulOne50]

Just a wee bump form the past..nice play thread

Needed a woman with ample experence at hose blowing and clean-up.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

a bump felt 'round the world

Hiya Lusty, when I saw the notification of this thread I suspected it was you who had posted. Good to see you m'friend, hope all is well in your life


Clean-up man wanted for hose blowing woman, must have the right tools for the job

 

[Guest]

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[Guest]

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[Guest]

Job wanted for horny female, will do anything for cash.

 

[secrets_within]

Job wanted for horny female, will do anything for cash.

Cash in your "bonds" and come try come the kinkier form.

 

[higherlevel4u]

Job wanted for horny female, will do anything for cash.

Cash incentives! Money given to any female willing to lower their standards and expectations and sleep with this desperate boy from the UK. Apply now!

 

[DLL]

Cash incentives! Money given to any female willing to lower their standards and expectations and sleep with this desperate boy from the UK. Apply now!

Now and now only!! No charge for a limited time....Illiterate? Write today for free help.

 

[de-valmont]

The best personal I have ever heard of is still the journalist Jeffery Berard's:

"One legged diabetic alcoholic seeks sympathy fuck" in the Spectator magazine.

Classic!

 

[DLL]

The best personal I have ever heard of is still the journalist Jeffery Berard's:

"One legged diabetic alcoholic seeks sympathy fuck" in the Spectator magazine.

Classic!

thats funny ...but de v- you are to use the last word in the ad above to make a new one...now bend over you need a spank for not following the rules

 

[de-valmont]

thats funny ...but de v- you are to use the last word in the ad above to make a new one...now bend over you need a spank for not following the rules

oops

How about:

Form and function needed for frustrated quadraplegiac, all applications reviewed.

 

[secrets_within]

Now and now only!! No charge for a limited time....Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Help is close at hand. Can't find a date for Friday nights? Don't worry simply join the new club in town "Touchez". Where reach out and touch someone has a whole new meaning.

 

[LustfulOne50]

Meaning less employeement is just waiting for the right woman with body who can turn heads at our local nuts and bolts displays

 

[Guest]

Displays of affection are what I'm looking for, respond with some love.

 

[LustfulOne50]

Love Company is searching good lickers for their postal department.

 

[Guest]

Department store dummy needs some love....must have wood

 

[Shagly]

Liability lawyer for hire, client must have a liability injury.

 

[Guest]

Injury is the name of the game for this S&M female, respond or else I'll have to beat your ass!

 

[LustfulOne50]

Ass shaping company is looking females to make molds from, apply inside

 

[Shagly]

Furballs wanted: Must love cats.

 

[Guest]

Cats need love too, come purr with me

 

[Shagly]

Pussycats: always pouncing.

 

[Guest]

A new idea, after looking at some of the titles of 'personal ads' I thought it would be fun to have a 'Lit' twist to this - there are so many cvreative minds here so we can really get off the wall and creative!

So, the only 'rule' is that you must use the last word in the previous post to begin your post.


A single female, looking for an Eskimo from Texas, must be tall but not over 6 feet. No western accent but must look good in a cowboy hat and be a world class rodeo man - no clowns.


so the next 'personal' must start with clowns'
Have fun!

this is how the game is played shagly!!!