Penis Size

These penis size threads always remind me of a female comedian who said to a guy who hit on her at a bar and mentioned his big penis to close the deal…

“If I am not attracted to you, the idea of an extra large amount of you inside of me is only more disgusting. Now take your big dick and go elsewhere.”

A few months ago I was at a bar and people were talking about this dude who constantly referenced his big penis. Everyone was ridiculing him for this (behind his back at least). If you have a huge dong, let word travel on its own, people.
 
A few months ago I was at a bar and people were talking about this dude who constantly referenced his big penis. Everyone was ridiculing him for this (behind his back at least). If you have a huge dong, let word travel on its own, people.
I know on guy that is extra proud of his size. We were in the same outfit in the Air Force and I saw it in the shower, and it was large. It reminded me of the joke of the guy with a small penis that goes to a brothel and the Madame has him undress. She looked at his penis and asked, "Who are you going to please with that?"
He says, " Me!"
 
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Seeing that toy in comparison to myself.....

...It was intimidating and unsettling in such a way though that it drove me wild
When she got that toy, she would only play with it alone. She herself was intimidated by it, (and her co-workers cock).

She said just like us guys have a stigma about our cocks being small... she felt that if she was able to take that toy, she would be considered "loose".

She didn't "want an audience" while she attempted to take it.
 
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