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BlackShanglan said:
False, but I have since learned the joys of "auto" erotica (haha).

The person below me derives erotic pleasure from flogging.


Hmm...honestly? Not sure...giving, prolly....receiving, prolly...
watching? Very True <g>


The person below me has videotaped sex for more than personal use.
 
BlackShanglan said:
The person below me derives erotic pleasure from flogging.
True, but it all to often turns out to be a dead horse!

The person below me hasn't had sex (other than masturbating) for over a month
 
fifty5 said:
True, but it all to often turns out to be a dead horse!

The person below me hasn't had sex (other than masturbating) for over a month

False.

The person below me would sometimes rather masturbate than have sex.
 
carsonshepherd said:
False.

The person below me would sometimes rather masturbate than have sex.

True, but only occasionally. Women can do amazing things that vibrators and imaginations simply cannot :D

the person below me has never masturbated before
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
True, but only occasionally. Women can do amazing things that vibrators and imaginations simply cannot :D

the person below me has never masturbated before

True... Um, yeah! That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Masturbating? What is that?? :confused:

The person below me has performed fellatio on an inanimate object while someone else watches
 
carsonshepherd said:
True... Um, yeah! That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Masturbating? What is that?? :confused:

The person below me has performed fellatio on an inanimate object while someone else watches

True...:eek:

bump Rem's - The person below me has videotaped sex for more than personal use.
 
RebeccaLeah said:
True...:eek:

bump Rem's - The person below me has videotaped sex for more than personal use.

False (although there may be a videotape of me somewhere in San Diego, California)

The person below me has a dirty little secret fetish that they haven't admitted yet.
 
carsonshepherd said:
False (although there may be a videotape of me somewhere in San Diego, California)

The person below me has a dirty little secret fetish that they haven't admitted yet.

all too true. isn't everyone just fascinated now? ;)

the person below me wants to be below me
 
carsonshepherd said:
False (although there may be a videotape of me somewhere in San Diego, California)

The person below me has a dirty little secret fetish that they haven't admitted yet.

admitted to whom?
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
all too true. isn't everyone just fascinated now? ;)

the person below me wants to be below me
Yeah! Ride me baby!

The person below me has never lied to get sex
 
carsonshepherd said:
False.

The person below me has never lied to get OUT of having sex.

False. I'm quite happy to tell people to sod off.

The person below me has fantasized about a fictional character.

(BTW):

True... Um, yeah! That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Best dodgy use of "stick" since the song "Orgasm Addict" desrcribed as "the habit that sticks."

Shanglan
 
BlackShanglan said:
The person below me has fantasized about a fictional character.

(BTW):



Best dodgy use of "stick" since the song "Orgasm Addict" desrcribed as "the habit that sticks.

True.

The person below me has masturbated with something not intended for that purpose (whatever is handy! )

And by the way, why do people keep saying I'm dodgy?
 
The person below me has had to go to the ER to have an object extracted from his ass.
 
carsonshepherd said:
True.

The person below me has masturbated with something not intended for that purpose (whatever is handy! )

And by the way, why do people keep saying I'm dodgy?

Uh, true

The person below me is attracted to someone who could be described as "dodgy"
 
Sorry, dial up is just too slow to keep up! Isn't dodgy like sketchy or shady? Dammit, I think all our technical advisors are asleep.
 
but you forgot to answer the person above you!

Oh, so I did. My bad. That was--masturbating with an object not intended for that purpose? Probably true.

The person below me has left bodily fluids on someone else's furniture.
 
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To make up for all the asking without answering, I'll do the opposite. (and I can't think of anything right now :D)



SlickTony - True

Carson - Eh, depends on the pics ;)
 
SlickTony said:
Oh, so I did. My bad. That was--masturbating with an object not intended for that purpose? Probably true.

The person below me has left bodily fluids on someone else's furniture.

Sorry Tony! I overlooked ya.

True

The person below me has been caught in the act of love by the police!
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Sorry Tony! I overlooked ya.

True

The person below me has been caught in the act of love by the police!
False

The person below me thinks vintage pin up girls are sexy.
 
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