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zukethecuke said:
False.

The person below me has cum in a hot tub.

kinda true...i have cum inside someone while sitting in a hot tub.
does that count?

the person below me loves to lick balls or have his licked?
 
luvinoral2 said:
kinda true...i have cum inside someone while sitting in a hot tub.
does that count?

the person below me loves to lick balls or have his licked?

So very true.

The person below me has had hot tub anal.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
So very true.

The person below me has had hot tub anal.

well of course, i always sit in a hot tub with my anus. LOL :nana:

ok ok... False...have never given or received anal sex in a hot tub

the person below me has had sex on the steps in ur dwelling.
 
luvinoral2 said:
well of course, i always sit in a hot tub with my anus. LOL :nana:

ok ok... False...have never given or received anal sex in a hot tub

the person below me has had sex on the steps in ur dwelling.

Not my current one - do past dwellings count? Steps are such handy, handy things.

The person below me has toured the produce department of a grocery store looking for sex toys.
 
luvinoral2 said:
well of course, i always sit in a hot tub with my anus. LOL :nana:

ok ok... False...have never given or received anal sex in a hot tub

the person below me has had sex on the steps in ur dwelling.

Thanks for clearing that up, Oral. :kiss:

False, not in my dwelling.

The person below me has had sex in the parking garage at an airport.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Thanks for clearing that up, Oral. :kiss:

False, not in my dwelling.

The person below me has had sex in the parking garage at an airport.


False

The person below me has had sex with one of their teachers or students
 
Edward Teach said:
False

The person below me has had sex with one of their teachers or students

False. Not that the thought hasn't crossed my mind, but I was so intensely unworthy ;)

The person below me has toured the produce department of a grocery store looking for sex toys. (Bumping my last.)
 
BlackShanglan said:
False. Not that the thought hasn't crossed my mind, but I was so intensely unworthy ;)

The person below me has toured the produce department of a grocery store looking for sex toys. (Bumping my last.)

Guilty. Oh how I love thee, organic carrots. :rolleyes:

The person below me has toured their own garden in search of sex toys.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Guilty. Oh how I love thee, organic carrots. :rolleyes:

The person below me has toured their own garden in search of sex toys.

true however my lack of knowledge and culinary skills let me down.


the person below me has sung at the top of their lungs during sex
 
vella_ms said:
true however my lack of knowledge and culinary skills let me down.


the person below me has sung at the top of their lungs during sex

Sort of true, not at the top of my lungs. One time a lover and I were sort of singing along to Jane's Addiction while making love.

The person below me has recited poetry during sex(or had someone recite it to them).
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Sort of true, not at the top of my lungs. One time a lover and I were sort of singing along to Jane's Addiction while making love.

The person below me has recited poetry during sex(or had someone recite it to them).

true if:
USE ME
FUCK ME
TAKE ME
is considered poetry

the person below me has totally lost it...laughing until tears roll down their cheeks during sex
 
vella_ms said:
true if:
USE ME
FUCK ME
TAKE ME
is considered poetry

the person below me has totally lost it...laughing until tears roll down their cheeks during sex

True. I was once in a hotel room where the people in the room next to us were making an awful lot of noise. They were having sex too and seemed to be yelling out in Korean and at one point the woman seemed to cluck like a chicken. :rolleyes:

The person below me has made an animal noise during sex. Grrrr!
 
[offtopic]
BBBAAAAAAHHHHAAAAhhhhaaaa
"cluck"
SO solly...prease continue
[/offtopic]
 
vella_ms said:
[offtopic]
BBBAAAAAAHHHHAAAAhhhhaaaa
"cluck"
SO solly...prease continue
[/offtopic]

LMAO. It still makes me belly laugh just thinking about it. Finally we had to get in the shower to keep from hearing them. ;)

Bump to the previous:

The person below me has made an animal noise during sex. Grrrr!
 
OhMissScarlett said:

The person below me has made an animal noise during sex. Grrrr!

True. I can be quite the menagerie.

The person below me has pretended to be an animal during sex.
 
BlackShanglan said:
True. I can be quite the menagerie.

The person below me has pretended to be an animal during sex.

false but i have been called a "good little bitch"

the person below me has pretended to be 'animated' during sex
 
BlackShanglan said:
True. I can be quite the menagerie.

The person below me has pretended to be an animal during sex.

Been called a wildcat, but I don't think that qualifies...so False.

The person below me has masturbated during school.
 
vella_ms said:
false but i have been called a "good little bitch"

the person below me has pretended to be 'animated' during sex

And you are...SO good...bitch. ;)

True, but those days are over.

The person below me has broken a bed with their wild escapades.
 
lucky-E-leven said:
And you are...SO good...bitch. ;)

True, but those days are over.

The person below me has broken a bed with their wild escapades.

Not quite, alas.

The person below me has erotic artwork in his/her bedroom.
 
The person below me has broken a bed with their wild escapades.
Only in a story I wrote that is not for public consumption. :)

The person below me has a fetish s/he finds embarrassing but necessary to share with a potential lover.
 
Kassiana said:
Only in a story I wrote that is not for public consumption. :)

The person below me has a fetish s/he finds embarrassing but necessary to share with a potential lover.

True. Bump my last:

The person below me has erotic artwork in his/her bedroom.
 
BlackShanglan said:
False. The person below me has bought porn for others.

Actually, no. Surprisingly. Porn makes a great gift ;)

The person below me likes sniffing dirty underwear.
 
The person below me has bought porn for others.
Indeed, I have.

The person below me likes sniffing dirty underwear.
Ew. No.

The person below me has written porn based on another's request that s/he did not find erotic, simply because said person asked her/him to.
 
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