Person below you X-rated

[Guest]

The person below me has used food as lubricant during sex. Like say chocolate mousse anyone?

False, unless you count chocolate and expensive dinners as part of the seduction.

The person below me has has had covert sex on Thanksgiving Day with all the family in the house. If true, state room, and if you got caught.

 

[carsonshepherd]

False, unless you count chocolate and expensive dinners as part of the seduction.

The person below me has has had covert sex on Thanksgiving Day with all the family in the house. If true, state room, and if you got caught.

Alas, no.

The person below me has masturbated with a house full of family.

 

[SlickTony]

The person below me has masturbated with a house full of family.

True. Unavoidable when one was living at home. Thank God for bathroom doors that lock.

The person below me has had sex under, or next to, the Christmas tree.

 

[~photoguy~]

false


the person below me has given/received sex toys as a Christmas gift

 

[OhMissScarlett]

false


the person below me has given/received sex toys as a Christmas gift

True, I sent a good friend the gift of good vibrations for Christmas.

The person below me has pornography hidden under their mattress. (Word to the wise, if you do, please remove it before you enlist the help of your teenage sibling to flip said mattress)

 

[Sunnie]

True, I sent a good friend the gift of good vibrations for Christmas.

The person below me has pornography hidden under their mattress. (Word to the wise, if you do, please remove it before you enlist the help of your teenage sibling to flip said mattress)

Mattress, entertainment center, computer cabinet, bathroom cabinet, CD wallet, computer....Just so the kids don't find it when they come over of course.

The person below me has been caught by their children, siblings, or parents having sex.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Mattress, entertainment center, computer cabinet, bathroom cabinet, CD wallet, computer....Just so the kids don't find it when they come over of course.

The person below me has been caught by their children, siblings, or parents having sex.

False, oddly enough. Though there have been a few times my son has been banging on the door while we finished up with a quickie.

The person below me has had a quickie in their own bathroom.

 

[Guest]

False, oddly enough. Though there have been a few times my son has been banging on the door while we finished up with a quickie.

The person below me has had a quickie in their own bathroom.

True. FA it was, too.

The person below me has had a quickie in somebody else's bathroom.

 

[carsonshepherd]

False, oddly enough. Though there have been a few times my son has been banging on the door while we finished up with a quickie.

The person below me has had a quickie in their own bathroom.

True, but not in the shower. The height disparity makes doing it standing up impossible...

The person below me has sneaked out of bed in the middle of the night to masturbate.

 

[SlickTony]

True, but not in a while.

(Note to Carson and the height disparity: my husband and I have the same problem. But one of the houses we lived in had this garden tub, the kind that has kind of flat triangular places on either side of the actual tub part. We found these were good for the shorter person to stand on, which ameliorated the height problem. We still miss that tub...)

The person below me has accidentally yanked the towel rod out of the wall during bathroom sex.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

The person below me has accidentally yanked the towel rod out of the wall during bathroom sex.

True and we've gone through a few shower curtains and rods as well.

The person below me has caught something on fire with a candle or cigarette while having sex. (Not me, but I had a very embarrassed honeymooning couple come to me when I worked at a hotel to offer to pay for a charred chair once.)

 

[SlickTony]

True. I have a small burn scar on one of my wrists that's been there for years.

The person below me likes having sex with his/her clothes on.

 

[Guest]

True. I have a small burn scar on one of my wrists that's been there for years.

The person below me likes having sex with his/her clothes on.

weeeeelllll....false
flesh on flesh is best...though the slip of a bit of silk is enticing, the skin is much better


the person below me has a hard time remembering a few one night stands.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

weeeeelllll....false
flesh on flesh is best...though the slip of a bit of silk is enticing, the skin is much better


the person below me has a hard time remembering a few one night stands.

True, I was pretty pished. I remember the sex, it's the names I have a hard time with. I just call them by their attributes.

The person below me has blacked out entirely only to awake to more than one stranger in bed with you. (eek, not me, but I know it has to have happened to someone)

 

[Sunnie]

True, I was pretty pished. I remember the sex, it's the names I have a hard time with. I just call them by their attributes.

The person below me has blacked out entirely only to awake to more than one stranger in bed with you. (eek, not me, but I know it has to have happened to someone)

False, fortunately. I'm a bit struck up when it comes to sex anyway -- special people only. lol

The person below me is turned on by watching two men together.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

False, fortunately. I'm a bit struck up when it comes to sex anyway -- special people only. lol

The person below me is turned on by watching two men together.

Hell yeah! Especially if they're virile young Czech men.

The person below me is turned on by watching two women together.

 

[Kassiana]

The person below me is turned on by watching two women together.

Not in the least, actually. Sorry. F/F turns me off, honestly, even though I wrote a story for my husband once that has significant F/Fage in it.

The person below me is turned on by some things which are not explicitly sexual.

 

[impressive]

The person below me is turned on by some things which are not explicitly sexual.

Oh, absolutely! A smile, a scent, a gesture. Too hot!

The person below me has used a kitchen utensil to masturbate.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Oh, absolutely! A smile, a scent, a gesture. Too hot!

The person below me has used a kitchen utensil to masturbate.

False, I'm very protective of my kitchen utensils and would never abuse them in such a way.

The person below me has used some sort of produce as a disposable sex toy.

 

[Sunnie]

False, I'm very protective of my kitchen utensils and would never abuse them in such a way.

The person below me has used some sort of produce as a disposable sex toy.

False, oddly enough.

The person below be has used other household items such as a candle or a very small shampoo bottle (trial size?) as a sex toy.

 

[Kassiana]

The person below be has used other household items such as a candle or a very small shampoo bottle (trial size?) as a sex toy.

I have, but shall not reveal what I have used. A girl's gotta have some secrets.

The person below me has done something to someone else sexually that he/she is ashamed of. (Don't feel you have to reveal what it is, if it's true.)

 

[fifty5]

I have, but shall not reveal what I have used. A girl's gotta have some secrets.

The person below me has done something to someone else sexually that he/she is ashamed of. (Don't feel you have to reveal what it is, if it's true.)

True - I thought the dom bit was a game - she didn't (but it was forgiven).

The person below me has a continuing relationship with someone who was shocked/horrified by the suggestion that the relationship should involve sex.

 

[SlickTony]

The person below me has a continuing relationship with someone who was shocked/horrified by the suggestion that the relationship should involve sex.

False. Whoever loves, if he do not propose/the right true end of love, he's one that goes/to sea for nothing but to make him sick...

The person below me has let loose an accidental methane emission while someone was going down on them.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

False. Whoever loves, if he do not propose/the right true end of love, he's one that goes/to sea for nothing but to make him sick...

The person below me has let loose an accidental methane emission while someone was going down on them.

How tactful you are. I would've made that sound crude if I had said it.

False, but I'm always afraid I will.

The person below me has worn shoes(or boots) to bed to turn on their lover.

 

[SlickTony]

The person below me has worn shoes(or boots) to bed to turn on their lover.

True. Just not in bed.

The person below me has never let menses get in the way of sex.