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carsonshepherd
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SlickTony said:
True, true.
The person below me has had an orgasm while asleep.
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carsonshepherd said:
true
who hasnt ???
the person below me only gets off with manual manipulation
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fifty5 said:
Not unless both of those heads came from the adam and eve catalog!
The person below me has tied their hands or feet together (or had them tied) in order to remain in a certain position during lovemaking
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FalseFinePhilly said:
The person below me has gotten (or given) a blow job at their desk, while working on the computer.
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Ted-E-Bare said:
True (given, obviously
).The person below me has had a man between their legs, while sat at their desk.
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Just the tech support guy at my last company, but I swear I didn't know he was under the desk plugging into the network when I sat down.Tatelou said:
The person below me has had sex while livid with their partner.
The person below me has had sex while livid with their partner. [/B][/QUOTE]
Sex with liver - interesting but false - cause if I start off with the shits, they are gone as soon as she kisses me!
The person below me has had the best sex as "make up sex" - as in fucking after a really heated argument when there's nothing left to say............
Sex with liver - interesting but false - cause if I start off with the shits, they are gone as soon as she kisses me!
The person below me has had the best sex as "make up sex" - as in fucking after a really heated argument when there's nothing left to say............
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Actually no. Not that I'm sensitive, I just keep notes.Honey123 said:
As to the make up sex, true.
The person below has had real sex with someone they first had cyber sex with.
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smithie said:
False. I'd like to, but I don't have a cam.
The person below me gets off looking at voyeur/secret/spy/peeping-tom pix.
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True, but since this is a bump I repeat:
The person below me gets off looking at voyeur/secret/spy/peeping-tom pix.
zukethecuke said:
True, but since this is a bump I repeat:
The person below me gets off looking at voyeur/secret/spy/peeping-tom pix.
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false. amatuer stuff as opposed to pro, yes. but the secret pix don't do much for me. now, real life glimpses of my own, different story. I have ta be "in the moment" I guess....
The person below me has been caught not listening to what someone was actually saying because they were too busy fantasizing about them... (umm, sorry, what ?)
zukethecuke said:
false. amatuer stuff as opposed to pro, yes. but the secret pix don't do much for me. now, real life glimpses of my own, different story. I have ta be "in the moment" I guess....
The person below me has been caught not listening to what someone was actually saying because they were too busy fantasizing about them... (umm, sorry, what ?)
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So TOTALLY true!
The person below me has had sex in the stands during a professional sporting event.
Belegon said:
So TOTALLY true!
The person below me has had sex in the stands during a professional sporting event.
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Don't want to force the picture on you.
Alas, No.
The person below me has been caught by a cop having sex in a parked car. (details, please)
Like this guy?impressive said:
Don't want to force the picture on you.
Alas, No.
The person below me has been caught by a cop having sex in a parked car. (details, please)
zukethecuke
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DETAILS!
cloudy said:
True.
The person below me has had sex with a cop after they got pulled over.
DETAILS!
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True. I'd made the suggestion, she'd gone away and thought about it, then came back and said "Yeah!"
So the question was, "Where?" and the answer was, "The car!"
So I'd flattened the back seat, put in a flock matress, pillows and duvet - and found a quiet road with an open gate into a field.
The matress wasn't quite good enough - I could still feel the step between boot area and folded seat - but we coped!
Like most first times, the 'first time' was special simply because it was the first, but...
We'd hardly finished when a torch flashed through the windows.
She vanished under the duvet.
"Hello, hello, hello. What do we 'ave 'ere then, sir?" (OK, those weren't the exact words, but it was something equally trite.)
"Ah. Good evening Ossifer. ... Er I felt tired so I stopped to have a rest"
There was further exchange of philosophic thoughts - with me not admitting exactly what had happened and the plod being equally tactful - and her keeping very still under the duvet!
It eventually wound up with me agreeing to move on and the patrol car departing.
So we got dressed, returned to the front seats and I started the engine - and the wheels just spun in the mud! Can't think what had made the wheels sink in...
So the second joke in bad taste happened: getting plastered in mud trying to push the car out of the field.
I'm so glad she had a sense of humour too: the affair wasn't dead on it's feet. Passion and romance carried on to glorious heights - but I've never gone back to that field...
But Cloudy did cue the next one:
"The person below me has had sex with a cop after they got pulled over."
If cloudy won't, I will.Ted-E-Bare said:
True. I'd made the suggestion, she'd gone away and thought about it, then came back and said "Yeah!"
So the question was, "Where?" and the answer was, "The car!"
So I'd flattened the back seat, put in a flock matress, pillows and duvet - and found a quiet road with an open gate into a field.
The matress wasn't quite good enough - I could still feel the step between boot area and folded seat - but we coped!
Like most first times, the 'first time' was special simply because it was the first, but...
We'd hardly finished when a torch flashed through the windows.
She vanished under the duvet.
"Hello, hello, hello. What do we 'ave 'ere then, sir?" (OK, those weren't the exact words, but it was something equally trite.)
"Ah. Good evening Ossifer. ... Er I felt tired so I stopped to have a rest"
There was further exchange of philosophic thoughts - with me not admitting exactly what had happened and the plod being equally tactful - and her keeping very still under the duvet!
It eventually wound up with me agreeing to move on and the patrol car departing.
So we got dressed, returned to the front seats and I started the engine - and the wheels just spun in the mud! Can't think what had made the wheels sink in...
So the second joke in bad taste happened: getting plastered in mud trying to push the car out of the field.
I'm so glad she had a sense of humour too: the affair wasn't dead on it's feet. Passion and romance carried on to glorious heights - but I've never gone back to that field...
But Cloudy did cue the next one:
"The person below me has had sex with a cop after they got pulled over."
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fifty5 said:
True! I'd nearly forgotten, but years ago a girlfriend had several cats, the smallest of which got picked on by the others and so would jump up on her bed and hide under the covers from them. Surprised the hell out of us one time, when WE were already under the covers. We wound up getting the giggles and trying to carry on, while the cat just looked at us like "The human beings are so wierd...."
The person below me has gotten the giggles during sex so bad they had to take a break and compose themselves.
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