Person below you X-rated

[alyxen]

True! I'd nearly forgotten, but years ago a girlfriend had several cats, the smallest of which got picked on by the others and so would jump up on her bed and hide under the covers from them. Surprised the hell out of us one time, when WE were already under the covers. We wound up getting the giggles and trying to carry on, while the cat just looked at us like "The human beings are so wierd...."

The person below me has gotten the giggles during sex so bad they had to take a break and compose themselves.

True, but that's what you get for having a sit-com running on the TV and having one of the character's say 'OK, I'll bring the snake' during a somewhat slow time.



The person below me has been interrupted by a family member (of either partner).

 

[Guest]

The person below me has been interrupted by a family member (of either partner).

True. Damn husbands keep coming home early.

The person below me has inadventently slept with a married person.

 

[SlickTony]

False.

The person below me has achieved orgasm while running.

 

[zukethecuke]

False.

The person below me has achieved orgasm while running.

False.

The person below me has achieved orgasm in a hammock.

 

[FinePhilly]

False.

The person below me has achieved orgasm in a hammock.

Oh TRUE, TRUE, TRUE! YES YES YES!!!!!

That's what makes me want to buy a love swing!

The person below me has argued with an ex about "custody" of toys.

 

[SlickTony]

The person below me has argued with an ex about "custody" of toys.

False.

The person below me got off this morning.

 

[Liar]

The person below me got off this morning.

False, didn't wake up until lunch.


The person below me gets horny for no apparent reason.

 

[smithie]

False, didn't wake up until lunch.


The person below me gets horny for no apparent reason.

True - but don't we all????

The person below me loves to eat a fresh creamy cum pie

 

[lilyfeet]

False (She says primly.)
Fun thread! Great for a grin before bed!

The person below me has leaned over to kiss someone and belched in their face.

 

[SlickTony]

The person below me has leaned over to kiss someone and belched in their face.

False, but I've nearly had it happen to me. The person below me has been injured by a toy they were using.

 

[smithie]

False, but I've nearly had it happen to me. The person below me has been injured by a toy they were using.

False - they are all good! (except for the time the electricity - lets not go there!!)

The person below me vibrator's batteries ran out just as they were cumming!(and the stores were closed)

 

[lilyfeet]

True. Ask the neighbors - I think they heard me scream in frustration!

The person below me is buying a sex toy for Christmas (for self or others)

 

[FinePhilly]

As a matter of fact, I am. I'm finally going to give him what he's been wanting for a while.......

The person below me likes to be watched during sex

True. Ask the neighbors - I think they heard me scream in frustration!

The person below me is buying a sex toy for Christmas (for self or others)

 

[zukethecuke]

As a matter of fact, I am. I'm finally going to give him what he's been wanting for a while.......

The person below me likes to be watched during sex

Oh, how true! How true! Kind of abashed, but I really do love it!

The person below me has drawn blood during sex.

 

[smithie]

Oh, how true! How true! Kind of abashed, but I really do love it!

The person below me has drawn blood during sex.

False - I can't draw all that well - unless you count stick figures, but could never get blood right!

The person below me loves to watch their SO be fucked

 

[OhMissScarlett]

False - I can't draw all that well - unless you count stick figures, but could never get blood right!

The person below me loves to watch their SO be fucked

False, cause I just don't think he would get into doing someone else in front of me.

I'm blowing the dust off this thread. I hope no one minds. Yes, it's mental masturbation, but not as bad as Playstation.

The person below me has had sex on a bed they would've deemed unsuitable for sleeping on(like it was dirty or uncomfortable or animal infested.)

 

[Guest]

False, cause I just don't think he would get into doing someone else in front of me.

I'm blowing the dust off this thread. I hope no one minds. Yes, it's mental masturbation, but not as bad as Playstation.

The person below me has had sex on a bed they would've deemed unsuitable for sleeping on(like it was dirty or uncomfortable or animal infested.)

Welcome back Scarlett.

True, but I've slept on it anyway. Guy dorms can get pretty nasty, don't you know.

The person below me has sex with a mother and a daughter, or a father and a son (not, at the same time).

 

[zukethecuke]

Welcome back Scarlett.

True, but I've slept on it anyway. Guy dorms can get pretty nasty, don't you know.

The person below me has sex with a mother and a daughter, or a father and a son (not, at the same time).

(Wiping dust out of eyes.......)

False. Not a bad idea, but false.

The person below me has had sex with siblings (not necessarily 19 year old identical twins).

 

[Sunnie]

(Wiping dust out of eyes.......)

False. Not a bad idea, but false.

The person below me has had sex with siblings (not necessarily 19 year old identical twins).

Also not a bad idea, but also false.

The person below me has had sex with an in-law.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Also not a bad idea, but also false.

The person below me has had sex with an in-law.

Haha, NO NO NO. False and I can't think of any that I would have.

The person below me has had sex with an outlaw.

 

[zukethecuke]

Haha, NO NO NO. False and I can't think of any that I would have.

The person below me has had sex with an outlaw.

Well, yeah, I guess... I'm sure she was wanted in several states... for flourishing a deadly weapon -- she packed a pair of 38s. Actually, I think several of my lovers ran the risk of felony drug charges at one time or another, but we were all hippies in those days.

The person below me has traded sex for drugs, or vice versa.

 

[~photoguy~]

only Tylenol ... does that count ??



the person below me has masturbated on webcam

 

[Sunnie]

only Tylenol ... does that count ??



the person below me has masturbated on webcam

True

The person below me has convinced someone else to masturbate on cam.

 

[zukethecuke]

True

The person below me has convinced someone else to masturbate on cam.

Not yet. (Whatcha doin' tonight around eleven o'clock?)

The person below me has had sex with a member of the clergy.

 

[Guest]

The person below me has had sex with a member of the clergy.

No, but I tried real hard with a Preacher Kid squared (both parents ordained).

The person below me has made out in a church (true).