Petty Pet Peeves

[XerXesXu]

One of the greatest disappointments of cohabitation was discovering how unpleasant showering together is if you get cold easily. I have been dreaming for decades about having a shower with multiple shower heads.

That clammy fucking shower curtain touching your leg. It's harder to avoid when there are two people.

And slipping while in flagrante could be career-ending.

Shower stalls: maybe
Showering in a tub: I don't love anyone enough to risk it again and probably never will

That's why I keep an inflatable mattress in the wet-room. I do enjoy a soapy.

 

[liliput1]

Microwave some alcohol wipes then. Avoid the shower entirely.

Mmm, decon gel...

 

[designatedvictim]

I'm of the opinion that breasts can be too big. Bigger isn't always better. It's the same for penises. The size often described in stories on here would not be enjoyable for most women. They'd be very uncomfortable, if not outright in pain.

I'll simply say, here, that the opinion of large breasts of the MMC in my story Figure Study with my Sister may, in fact, be shared by its author:

Unfortunately, once boobs reach a certain critical mass, though, their shapes start to irrevocably diverge from what I consider attractive. And, like the few larger breasts I’ve ever met, hers had large, almost dominating areolae that lack any semblance of visual appeal to me.

 

[WittyUserName]

I'll simply say, here, that the opinion of large breasts of the MMC in my story Figure Study with my Sister may, in fact, be shared by its author:

Good line. Critical mass. I dated a girl that was... well endowed. They were about as big as I'd like. Any bigger and they'd seem unnatural.